02 Funk-a-delic

Funk-a-delic "Last one in the tent is a rotten tomato!" Judy, Rocky, and Amy pushed past Frank into the T.P. Club tent in Judy's backyard. "Hey! No fair!" said Frank. Judy pulled out a giant, rolled-up poster board. "Okay, T.P.-ers! We are going to have the most way-rare, double-cool, NOT bummer summer ever." "Time out," said Amy, making a T with her hands. "What's a T.P.-er?" Judy, Frank, and Rocky stared at one another. "We forgot!" said Rocky. "Amy's not even a member of our club."

放克-美味“最后一个进帐篷的是烂番茄”朱迪、洛奇和艾米从弗兰克身边挤进了厕所 朱迪家后院的俱乐部帐篷。 “嘿!不公平！”弗兰克说。 朱迪拿出一块巨大的、卷起来的广告牌。 “好吧,T.P.-ers !我们将迎来有史以来最罕见、最爽、最不扫兴的夏天。” “暂停，”艾米说，用手做了一个T。 “什么是tpp ?”朱迪、弗兰克和洛奇面面相觑。 “我们忘了！”洛奇说。“艾米甚至不是我们俱乐部的成员。”

"Yet," said Judy. "Quick. Frank. Go catch a toad." "Me? You go catch a toad," said Frank. "Why do we need a toad?" asked Amy. Everybody cracked up. "You'll see," said Frank. "You'll see," said Rocky. "What about Toady?" Frank asked. Of course! Judy was back in a flash from Stink's room, holding Toady, the club mascot, in her hand. She passed it lightning-fast to Amy. Amy peered at the toad in her hand. "I don't get it. What's supposed to happen? If he jumps in my face, you guys are so dead." "Just wait," said Judy. "Just wait," said Rocky. "Do you feel anything?" asked Frank.

“可是，”朱迪说。“快。弗兰克。 去抓一只癞蛤蟆。”“我?你去抓一只癞蛤蟆，”弗兰克说。 “我们为什么需要一只蟾蜍？”艾米问。 每个人都笑了。“你等着瞧吧，”弗兰克说。 “你会知道的，”洛奇说。“蟾蜍怎么样？”弗兰克问。 当然!朱迪一眨眼就从臭臭的房间里回来了，手里拿着俱乐部的吉祥物癞蛤蟆。 她飞快地把信传给了艾米。 艾米凝视着手里的癞蛤蟆。 “我不明白。会发生什么？ 如果他跳到我面前，你们就死定了。” “等等，”朱迪说。“等等，”洛奇说。 “你有什么感觉吗？”弗兰克问。

"Yeah. A big, fat, slimy—" All of a sudden, Amy made a face as something started to drip from her hands. "EEUWW!" she said, peering at the teeny puddle of yellow. She gave Toady back to Judy. "Toad pee!" yelled Rocky and Frank at the same time. Judy, Rocky, and Frank fell over laughing. "No way. OOH! Sick!" said Amy, wiping her hand on Judy's legs. "Sick-awesome," said Judy. "Now you're a member of our club," said Frank. "The TOAD PEE club." "That makes you TOADally cool!" said Rocky. Judy popped the rubber band off of her chart. "So, are you guys ready for my uber-awesome plan? Intro-DUCE-ing... the one and

“是的。一个又大又肥又黏的——”突然，艾米做了个鬼脸，有什么东西开始从她的手上滴下来。 “呃……”她说，盯着那一小滩黄色的水。 她把癞蛤蟆还给了朱迪。 “蟾蜍尿尿！”洛奇和弗兰克同时喊道。 朱迪、洛奇和弗兰克笑倒在地。 “没门。噢!恶心！”艾米边说边在朱迪的腿上擦手。 “太棒了，”朱迪说。 “现在你是我们俱乐部的一员了，”弗兰克说。 “蟾蜍尿尿俱乐部。”洛奇说：“那你就酷死了！” 朱迪把橡皮筋从她的病历上扯下来。 “你们准备好接受我超级棒的计划了吗？” Intro-DUCE-ing……一个和

only... Judy Moody Mega-Rare NOT-Bummer- Summer Dare." Judy unrolled her chart. "Tada!" Stickers and glitter went flying. "See? Thrill Points, Dare Points, Bonus Points, Loser points, and Big Fat Total." "Huh?" said Rocky. "I don't get it." "You know how summer's always Boringwith-a-capital-B? Thrill points are going to save summer. I spent two days and sixteen erasers figuring it out." "Ride the Scream Monster? Surf a wave? Are these the dares?" Amy asked. "Yep. See, a dare is something way fun that we've never done before and that we're kind of scared to do. Cool beans, huh?" "Oh, boy," Rocky said. "I think I forgot to tell you some—"

只有……朱迪·穆迪，超级罕见的非无赖-夏日大冒险。” 朱迪展开她的图表。“恩!”贴纸和亮片到处乱飞。 “看到了吗?刺激点，勇气点，奖励点，输家点，和大胖子总数。” “嗯？”洛奇说。“我不明白。” “你知道夏天总是很无聊吗？” 刺激点可以拯救夏天。 我花了两天时间，用了十六个橡皮擦才算出来。” “骑尖叫怪兽？”冲浪？ 这些是胆量吗？”艾米问。 “是的。看，大冒险是一件非常有趣的事情，我们以前从未做过，我们有点害怕去做。 豆子很酷，是吧？”“哦，天哪，”洛奇说。 “我想我忘了告诉你一些——”

Judy stuck her hand over his mouth. "As I was saying... for each dare, we get ten thrill points. Plus bonus points if we do something crazy, like ride the Scream Monster with no hands. OR loser points if we chicken out." "Ooh! And at the end of summer, we add up all the points?" Frank asked. "Yeah. If we reach one hundred, then, prestowhammo, we just had the best summer ever. Is that thrill-a-delic, or what?" Rocky looked green around the edges. Amy looked like she had just swallowed a frog. "Rocky forgot to tell you... he's going away this summer. To circus camp." "WHAT?" "She's going away, too," said Rocky. "To Borneo!"

朱迪用手捂住他的嘴。 “就像我说的……每挑战一次，我们就能得到十个刺激点。 如果我们做些疯狂的事，比如没手骑尖叫怪兽，还能加分。 如果我们退缩了，就输了。” “哦!夏天结束时，我们把所有的分数加起来？”弗兰克问。 “是的。如果我们达到100，那么，我们就度过了有史以来最好的夏天。 这是一种令人兴奋的美味，还是什么？”洛奇的四周都是绿色的。 艾米看起来就像刚吞了一只青蛙。 “洛奇忘了告诉你…… 他今年夏天要离开。 去马戏团营地。”“什么?”“她也要走了，”洛奇说。 “婆罗洲!”

Judy cracked up. "You guys! You got me. I thought you were serious. Borneo. That's a good one. What even IS Borneo?" "It's an island. In Indonesia. And I am going, for real, with my mom. We leave next Friday." "Same here," said Rocky. "I'm going to learn to walk a tightrope and do magic tricks and stuff." "That is SO not fair! How am I gonna have the best summer EVER if you're not even here?" Frank looked up from the chart. "Hel-lo! I'm not going anywhere. We can still have fun." "Great. Just... great." After her friends went home, Judy sat in the tent staring at her blank chart. Suddenly, it did not look one bit thrill-a-delic. It looked funk-a-delic. FLUNK-a-delic. "It's just you and me now,

朱迪大笑起来。“你们!你说对了。 我以为你是认真的。 婆罗洲。这是个好主意。 婆罗洲到底是什么？”“这是一个岛。 在印尼。我真的要和我妈妈一起去。 我们下周五出发。”“我也是，”洛奇说。 “我要学走钢丝、变魔术之类的。” “这太不公平了！如果你都不在这里，我怎么能度过最棒的夏天呢？”弗兰克从图表上抬起头来。 “Hel-lo !我哪也不去。 我们仍然可以玩得开心。”“好了。 只是…好了。”朋友们回家后，朱迪坐在帐篷里盯着空白的病历。 突然间，它看起来一点也不美味了。 它看起来很美味。FLUNK-a-delic。 “现在只有你和我了，