13 Thrill-a-delic

Thrill-a-delic On a perfect summer evening, a week before school started, when even the mosquitoes weren't biting, Rocky put on a backyard circus for the Moodys. Rocky was wearing his I WENT TO CIRCUS CAMP T-shirt, and Amy sported an I WENT TO BORNEO tee. Frank had on a ZOMBIES ARE UNDEAD shirt. For the umpteenth time in the last ten days, Rocky said, "And now, before your very eyes, the one and only Judy Moody will be sawed in half." Judy held up the hand with her mood ring. Blue-green. Relaxed, Calm.

在一个完美的夏日夜晚，也就是开学前一周，连蚊子都不叮人的时候，洛奇在后院为穆迪一家表演了一场马戏。 洛奇穿着他的“我去了马戏团夏令营”t恤，艾米穿着“我去了婆罗洲”t恤。 弗兰克穿了一件僵尸不死衫。 在过去的十天里，洛奇无数次地说：“现在，就在你们眼前，独一无二的朱迪·穆迪将被锯成两半。” 朱迪举起了戴着情绪戒指的那只手。 蓝绿色。放松,冷静。

"Can I be next?" asked Stink. Rocky sawed through the middle of the magic box. Judy screamed, kicking her feet wildly. Rocky pushed the two pieces apart until it looked like Judy had been cut in two. "Ta-da!" said Rocky. Everybody cheered, clapped, and whistled. "Make sure you put her back!" said Dad. "Yes," said Mom. "We only just got home!" "Wow, Rock. That is worth MEGA POINTS!" said Amy. Rocky pushed the pieces back together. He opened the lid. Judy sat up, in one piece, revealing her handmade I WENT ON A POOP PICNIC! T-shirt. She climbed out of the box. "Don't rub it in, okay? Just 'cause YOU guys beat the pants off

“下一个可以是我吗？”臭臭问。 洛奇锯断了魔法盒子的中间。 朱迪尖叫着，疯狂地踢着她的脚。 洛奇把这两块分开，直到朱迪看起来像是被切成了两半。 “哒哒！”洛奇说。每个人都欢呼、鼓掌、吹口哨。 “一定要把她放回去！”爸爸说。 “是的，”妈妈说。“我们才刚到家！”“哇,岩石。 这值很多分！”艾米说。 洛奇把碎片重新拼在一起。 他打开盖子。朱迪坐了起来，完好无损地露出她手工制作的《我去吃便便野餐》。t恤。 她从盒子里爬了出来。 “别戳我的痛处，好吗？”就因为你们赢了

me and won the race..." Opal smiled, motioning Judy over. She whispered to Mom and Dad, "Can I borrow Judy for a few minutes? I promise I'll bring her back in ONE piece." Opal led Judy to the driveway, where she handed her a helmet. They hopped on Zeke's black Vespa and she kick-started the engine with a loud vroom! Judy held on to Aunt Opal as they peeled out into the dark night. "Are you sure you can drive one of these?" Judy asked. "Duh! I drove one of these across the Sahara! How do you think I got Zeke to let me borrow it?" Opal zipped through Judy's neighborhood, down Main Street, and turned a corner. Pulling

我赢了比赛……”奥珀尔笑了，示意朱迪过来。 她小声对爸爸妈妈说：“我能借朱迪几分钟吗？” 我保证会把她完好无损地带回来。” 奥珀尔把朱迪带到车道上，递给她一个头盔。 他们跳上齐克的黑色小摩托，齐克发出一声巨响，发动了引擎！朱迪拉着奥珀尔姨妈，他们驶进了黑夜。 “你确定你能开这种车吗？”朱迪问。 “咄!我开着一辆穿越撒哈拉沙漠！你以为我是怎么让齐克借给我的？”奥珀尔飞快地穿过朱迪住的社区，沿着主街，拐了个弯。 拉

up alongside the Mary Louise Shipman Public Library, she cut the engine. "C'mon," Aunt Opal whispered, stepping off the Vespa. She grabbed a package wrapped in newspaper strapped to the back. "We have to be quick." Two stern-looking stone lions flanked the front steps. "These guys are WAY too serious, don't you think?" Opal asked. She unwrapped the newspaper and out came the two garbage- can hats, good as new. "Wow! You fixed them!" Judy cried. She rushed over to place the hats on the lions. "Yup! Which means you NOW have... drumroll, please... TEN thrill points for guerilla art!" "I did it! FINALLY!" Judy held out her hand. "Look, Aunt Opal, my mood ring's purple."

在玛丽·路易丝·希普曼公共图书馆旁，她关掉了引擎。 “来吧，”奥珀尔姨妈悄声说着，走下了小摩托。 她抓起一个绑在后面的报纸包裹。 “我们必须快点。”前门台阶两侧有两只神情严肃的石狮。 “这些家伙太严肃了，你不觉得吗？”蛋白石问。 她打开报纸，取出两顶垃圾桶帽，完好如新。 “哇!你把它们修好了！”朱迪哭了。 她冲过去给狮子戴上帽子。 “是的!这意味着你现在有…… 击鼓声,请…游击艺术的十个刺激点！”“我做到了！”最后!”朱迪伸出她的手。 “瞧，欧泊姨妈，我的情绪戒指是紫色的。”

"Don't tell me. Purple means Joyful, On Top of the World." "You knew!" "Yup. So," Opal said, "it's probably a good thing you didn't spend the summer in your room." "For sure and absolute positive. I wouldn't have walked on a tightrope, or ridden the Scream Monster, or gone on a scary midnight stakeout..." "Or had a poop picnic," Opal added. Judy and Aunt Opal cracked up. "OR found Mr. Todd, OR been in a car chase, OR gotten sawed in half at the circus, OR... spent the best summer ever... with you." Opal wrapped an arm around Judy as they

“别告诉我。紫色意味着快乐，站在世界之巅。” “你知道!”“是的。“所以，”奥珀尔说，“你没有在房间里过夏天可能是件好事。” “当然，绝对是积极的。 我就不会走钢索，不会骑尖叫怪兽，也不会半夜去盯梢……” “或者来个便便野餐，”奥珀尔补充道。 朱迪和奥珀尔姨妈大笑起来。 “或者找到了托德先生，或者被追车，或者在马戏团被锯成两半，或者…… 度过了最棒的夏天…… 与你同在。”奥珀尔伸出一只胳膊搂住朱迪

headed back to the Vespa. "I have an idea," said Judy. "How about you don't leave tomorrow? How 'bout you live with us?" Aunt Opal gave Judy a hug. "I can't. But I'm so going to miss you," she told Judy. "You know what, though? Next summer, I'm thinking of wrapping the Eiffel Tower in ten thousand scarves. Wanna help me?" "You mean it? For real? That would be on-top- of-SPAGHETTI rare! Not to mention a gazillion thrill—" Suddenly, Judy's eyes grew wide. In a sideview mirror of the Vespa, she could see a shaggy, shadowy figure step out of the woods and into a patch of light from a street lamp. Was it? Could it be? Maybe it was just a tall guy with a sweater down to his knees?

回到Vespa。“我有个主意，”朱迪说。 “你明天不走怎么样？” 你跟我们一起住怎么样？”奥珀尔阿姨给了朱迪一个拥抱。 “我不能。但是我会很想你的，”她告诉朱迪。 “不过，你知道吗？明年夏天，我想用一万条围巾把埃菲尔铁塔包起来。 想帮我吗？”“你当真？” 真的吗?那是在生意大利面上面！更不用说那无比的激动了——”突然，朱迪睁大了眼睛。 从Vespa的侧视镜里，她可以看到一个蓬头散发的影子从树林里走出来，走进一盏路灯的灯光里。 是吗?是吗？也许只是个高个子，毛衣没到膝盖？