10 Frankenscreamer

Fakenscreamer About a week later, Judy was pulling a torn and dirty wedding dress on over her shorts when the doorbell rang. "Judy! Frank's here!" called Aunt Opal. "Or should I say Frankenstein's here?" Judy gave one last tug to the beehive fright wig on her head. "Coming!" She grabbed her backpack and raced downstairs. "Hey, Judy! Ready for the Evil Creature Double Feature?" "I love your square head," said Judy. "Are those real bolts in your neck?" "Who are YOU?" asked Stink. "Bride of Frankenstein. Who else?" said Judy.

大约一个星期后，朱迪正把一件又破又脏的婚纱套在短裤外面，这时门铃响了。 “朱迪!弗兰克来了！”奥珀尔姨妈叫道。 “或者我应该说弗兰肯斯坦来了？”朱迪最后拉了拉头上那顶吓人的假发。 “来了!”她抓起背包跑下楼。 “嘿,朱迪!准备好看《邪恶生物》双长片了吗？”“我喜欢你的方头，”朱迪说。 “你脖子上的螺栓是真的吗？”“你是谁？”臭臭问。 《弗兰肯斯坦的新娘》还有谁？”朱迪说。

"And I'm Frankenstein!" said Frank proudly. "Of corpse you are!" Stink cracked himself up. "Oo-oh. Frank and Ju-dy, sit-ting in a tree! K-I-SS-I-N-G." Frank turned beet red as Judy clamped a hand over Stink's mouth. "Take it back or I'll feed you to Jaws," said Judy. "G-N-I-S-S-I-K." Stink shot out of the room. When Judy and Frank got to the movie theater that night, the sign said, A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S SCREAM SUMMER FESTIVAL! Creepy music piped over the loudspeakers. They handed their money to a vampire-faced ticket seller with blood-dripping fangs. "I vant to take your money! Mu-wha, ha, ha!" "Since when do vampires wear ski jackets?" Judy asked. "It's summer."

“我是弗兰肯斯坦！”弗兰克自豪地说。 “你是一具尸体！”臭臭自己崩溃了。 “Oo-oh。弗兰克和朱迪，坐在树上！K-I-SS-I-N-G。” 朱迪用手捂住臭臭的嘴，弗兰克的脸涨得通红。 “把它拿回去，不然我就把你喂给大白鲨，”朱迪说。 “G-N-I-S-S-I-K。”臭味从房间里喷了出来。 那天晚上，朱迪和弗兰克到了电影院，牌子上写着：仲夏夜的尖叫夏日节！扩音器里传出令人毛骨悚然的音乐。 他们把钱交给了一个长着吸血鬼脸、獠牙滴血的售票员。 “我要你的钱！”什么，哈，哈！”“吸血鬼什么时候开始穿滑雪服了？”朱迪问。 “这是夏天。”

"Since it's freezing in here! The air conditioner went psycho." Judy looked at Frank. Frank looked at Judy. "Did he say 'freezing'? As in cold?" she asked. "MR. TODD!" Once inside, they raced around the lobby, searching here, there, and everywhere. No Mr. Todd. "I'll check the boys' bathroom," said Frank. He burst through the door. Judy busted in after him. "Hey! GET OUT! No girls allowed!" Frank pushed Judy out the door. She waited. "Well? Is he in there? Did you find him?" "Nope. Just Count Dracula and a mutant lobster," Frank said. "I give up. Mr. Todd's

“因为这里冷死了！”空调都疯了。” 朱迪看着弗兰克。弗兰克看着朱迪。 “他说‘冻死了’吗？”“冷吗？”她问。 “托德先生!”一进去，他们就在大厅里跑来跑去，到处搜寻。 不，托德先生。“我去看看男生的浴室，”弗兰克说。 他冲进了门。 朱迪跟着他闯进来。“嘿!滚出去!女生不得入内！”弗兰克把朱迪推出门外。 她等待着。“嗯?他在里面吗？ 你找到他了吗？”“不。只有德古拉伯爵和一只变异的龙虾，”弗兰克说。 “我放弃了。托德先生的

probably training penguins at the North Pole or something." "Or something," said Judy. Judy and Frank got buckets of popcorn and headed up the stairs. The small theater was packed with popcorn-throwing, candy-chewing vampires and zombies. Judy and Frank sat in the front row, dead center. "Remember, this is a double feature. So no being a wimpburger, Frank. We have to stay till the very end if we want to get points." "Don't look at me. You're the one who'll be screaming your pants off as soon as the lights go out." Judy glanced at her mood ring. Amber. Amber was for Nervous, Tense. Just then, the lights went out. A bloodcurdling

可能是在北极训练企鹅什么的。” “或者别的什么，”朱迪说。 朱迪和弗兰克拿了几桶爆米花上了楼。 小剧院里挤满了扔爆米花、嚼糖果的吸血鬼和僵尸。 朱迪和弗兰克坐在前排正中间。 “记住，这是一个双重特征。 所以别做窝囊废，弗兰克。 如果我们想要拿到积分，我们必须坚持到最后一刻。” “别看我。你才是那个一熄灯就会尖叫得脱裤子的人。” 朱迪瞥了一眼她的情绪戒指。 琥珀。Amber代表紧张，紧张。 就在这时，灯灭了。 一个令人毛骨悚然的

scream filled the room. On the screen, a pack of zombies staggered toward a woman. Her party dress got snagged in a car door. She let out a spine-chilling scream. Frank grabbed Judy's arm. "Alone, bad. Friend, good," he said in a Frankenstein voice. He chewed his popcorn extra-fast. "GRRrrrrrrrr," the zombies moaned and groaned. "AHHHHH!" the woman screamed again. A zombie's eye fell out and rolled down the street. "Holy eyeball!" yelled Frank. "Good thing he's dead already," said Judy. "SHHH!" said a zombie cheerleader behind them. "It's true. The dead are among us," said a

房间里充满了尖叫声。在屏幕上，一群僵尸摇摇晃晃地走向一个女人。 她的舞会礼服被车门卡住了。 她发出一声令人毛骨悚然的尖叫。 弗兰克抓住朱迪的胳膊。“孤独,坏。 朋友，很好。”他用弗兰肯斯坦式的声音说。 他把爆米花嚼得特别快。 “呜——呜——呜——呜，”僵尸们呻吟着。 “啊啊啊！”女人又尖叫起来。 一只僵尸的眼睛掉了出来，滚到了街上。 “天哪！”弗兰克喊道。 “还好他已经死了，”朱迪说。 “嘘！”一个僵尸啦啦队长在他们身后说。 “这是真的。死者就在我们中间。

spooky voice. "They're taking over the town of Pittsylvania. Lock your doors. Bolt your windows." Zombies marched through town, punching through walls and knocking down doors. One zombie ate something that looked like a human leg. Frank gasped, spraying Judy with soda. "I, um, just remembered... I forgot to feed my goldfish." He stood up to go, spilling soda everywhere. Judy pulled him back. "Sit. Down. Don't get all Franken-scared on me now. This is our absolute last chance to earn thrill points!" A zombie staggered. His milky eyes and blood-streaked face filled the screen. "I COME FOR DINNER. I COME FOR YOU-U-U-U-U!"

令人毛骨悚然的声音。“他们正在占领宾夕法尼亚州。 锁好你的门。锁好你的窗户。” 僵尸穿过城镇，冲穿墙壁，敲开大门。 一个僵尸吃了看起来像人腿的东西。 弗兰克喘着气，往朱迪身上喷苏打水。 “我，嗯，刚想起来…… 我忘了喂金鱼了。” 他起身要走，苏打水洒得到处都是。 朱迪把他拉了回来。“坐。 下来。别在我面前表现出弗兰肯式的恐惧。 这绝对是我们获得刺激积分的最后机会了！”僵尸摇摇晃晃。 他乳白色的眼睛和血迹斑斑的脸布满了屏幕。 “我是来吃晚饭的。我是来找你的！”