01 No More Snoresville

MEGAN McDONALD JUDU MOODY

梅根·麦克唐纳朱迪·穆迪

No More Snoresville L.D.O.S.! Last Day of School! The countdown: only 27 minutes, 17 seconds, and 9 milliseconds until... SUMMER! No more S-for-Snoresville summers. She, Judy Moody, was going to have the best summer ever. RARE! Judy passed a note to Rocky before Mr. Todd came back. To: Rocky, Frank, and Amy Namey What: T.P. Club meeting When: After school! Where: Moody backyard: T.P. Club tent

不再有斯诺斯维尔l.d.o.s ！上学的最后一天！倒计时：只有27分17秒零9毫秒，直到…… 夏天!再也没有S-for-Snoresville的夏天了。 她，朱迪·穆迪，即将度过一个最棒的夏天。 罕见的!在托德先生回来之前，朱迪递给洛奇一张纸条。 致：洛奇、弗兰克和艾米·奈米 什么时候：放学后！地点：穆迪后院：T.P. 俱乐部的帐篷

Be there or be a SquarePants Rocky flicked the note to Frank. Mr. Todd came into the room carrying a stack of papers. He had his GOT MUSIC cap on— backwards! He blinked the lights to get everyone's attention. Frank popped the note into his mouth. "Pop quiz!" said Mr. Todd. Class 3T groaned. "Just think: it's your last test on the last day of school." "Aw! Nah-uh! Bad one!" everybody moaned. "No way," said Frank. The note shot out of his mouth and landed smack-dab in the middle of Rocky's desk. Slobber City! "Gross!" yelled Rocky. Mr. Todd passed out the quizzes. Mr. Todd cleared his throat. "Question number one: How

洛奇把纸条弹给弗兰克。 托德先生拿着一叠文件走进房间。 他把他的音乐帽戴反了！他眨着灯以引起大家的注意。 弗兰克把纸条塞进嘴里。 “突击测验！”托德先生说。 3T班呻吟着。“想想看：这是你在学校最后一天的最后一次考试。” “噢!Nah-uh !坏家伙！”大家都抱怨道。 “不可能，”弗兰克说。纸条从他嘴里蹦出来，正好落在洛奇的桌子中央。 口水城市!“恶心！”洛奇喊道。 托德先生发了测验。 托德先生清了清嗓子。 “第一个问题是：如何做到

many times did I wear a purple tie to school this year?" Everybody shouted answers. "Ten!" "Twenty-seven!" "One hundred!" "Four!" "Never!" called Jessica Finch. "Never is correct!" said Mr. Todd. "Number two: How long did it take our class to go around the world?" "Eight days!" said Frank. "Eight and a half days," said Judy. "Too easy. Let's skip ahead. Here's one. This is big. Really big. We're talking MUCHO GRANDE!" "Tell us!" everybody shouted.

今年我打了多少次紫色领带去上学？”每个人都大声回答。 “十!”“27 !”“一百年!”“四!”“绝不！”杰西卡·芬奇叫道。 “从来都不是正确的！”托德先生说。 “第二：我们班花了多长时间环游世界？”“八天！”弗兰克说。 “八天半，”朱迪说。 “太容易了。让我们跳过。 这是一个。这是大的。真的大了。 我们说的是大得多！”“告诉我们！”大家喊道。

"Can anyone— that means YOU, Class 3T— guess what I, your teacher, Mr. Todd, will be doing THIS SUMMER?" "Working at the Pickle Barrel Deli?" asked Hunter. "I saw you there." "That was last summer," said Mr. Todd. "But this summer, if you find me, you win a prize." "We need a clue," said Judy. "Give us a clue." "Clue! Clue! Clue! Clue! Clue!" yelled the class. "Okay, okay. Let me think. The clue is... COLD." Mr. Todd hugged himself, pretending to shiver. "Brrr." Jackson waved his hand. "Refrigerator salesperson!" "Snow-remover guy!" said Jordan. "Polar-bear tamer!" said Anya.

“谁能——也就是3T班的你们——猜猜我，你们的老师托德先生今年夏天要做什么？”“在泡菜桶熟食店工作？”亨特问。 “我看见你在那儿。”“那是去年夏天，”托德说。 “但今年夏天，如果你找到我，你就会获奖。” “我们需要线索，”朱迪说。 “给我们点提示吧。”“线索!线索!线索!线索!线索！”全班大叫。 “好吧,好吧。让我想想。 线索是……冷。”托德抱住自己，假装在发抖。 “呵。”杰克逊挥了挥手。 “冰箱销售人员!”“铲雪的家伙！”乔丹说。 “北极熊驯兽师！”安雅说。

Judy thought and thought. Her eyes landed on the Antarctica poster tacked to the bulletin board. "Ooh! Ooh! I got it! You're going to Antarctica. The real one." "No, no, nope, and nope," said Mr. Todd. Brring! Just then the final bell rang. Class 3T went wild. "See you next year," said Mr. Todd. "Unless we see you this summer!" some of the kids yelled. "Bye, Mr. Todd," Judy called, zooming out the door. "Stay warm." "Stay Judy!" Mr. Todd called after her.

朱迪想啊想啊。她的目光落在了钉在布告栏上的南极洲海报上。 “哦!噢!我知道了！你要去南极洲。 真正的那个。”“不，不，不，不，不，”托德说。 br !就在这时，最后的铃响了。 3T班疯了。“明年见，”托德先生说。 “除非我们今年夏天见到你！”一些孩子喊道。 “再见，托德先生。”朱迪喊道，嗖地一声走出门去。 “保暖”。“保持朱迪!”托德先生在她身后喊。