07 The T.P. Club

The T.P. Club "I think it's going to rain for forty days and forty nights," said Stink. Judy was hanging blankets from her top bunk to make a rain forest canopy over her bottom bunk. When that was done, she set Jaws on the top bunk for a jungly effect. Who needed a two-toed sloth? She climbed in and spread out her Me collage. Mouse climbed in after her. "Don't get hair on my collage," Judy warned her.

“我想要下四十天四十夜的雨。”臭臭说。 朱迪在她的上铺上挂了毯子，在下铺上做了一个雨林顶篷。 做完这些后，她把大白鲨放在上铺，营造出丛林的效果。 谁需要一只二趾树懒? 她爬进去，摊开她的拼贴画。 老鼠跟着她爬了进去。 “别把头发弄到我的拼贴画上，”朱迪警告她。

Stink stuck his head through the blankets. "Who's that with hair sticking all out?" he asked, pointing to her collage. "That's me in a bad mood on the first day of school." "Where's me? Don't they need to know about brothers?" "You mean bothers?" asked Judy. She pointed to some dirt glued in the lower left-hand corner. "I'm dirt?" asked Stink. Judy cracked up. "That's for selling moon dust," said Judy. "What's that blob? Blood?"

臭臭从毯子里探出头来。 “那个头发露在外面的是谁?”他指着她的拼贴画问道。 “这是我开学第一天心情不好的样子。” “我在哪里?难道他们不需要知道兄弟的事吗?”“你是说烦恼?”朱迪问。 她指着粘在左下角的一些泥土。 “我是土?”臭臭问。朱迪大笑起来。 “这是用来卖月尘的，”朱迪说。 “那是什么东西?”血?”

"Red. MY FAVORITE COLOR." "Are those Spider Web Band-Aids?" Stink asked. "Where'd you get glitter glue? Can I come in there and glitter glue my bat wings?" Her little brother, the bat freak, was becoming a regular Frank Pearl. "There's no room, Stink. This is serious. I only have about two more weeks to finish." Judy cut out a picture of Hedda from the ad in her Luna Girls magazine and pasted it in the doctor corner, right next to her drawing of Elizabeth Blackwell copied from an encyclopedia. She checked Mr. Todd's list of collage ideas. CLUBS. I don't belong to any clubs, thought Judy. She'd have to skip that one. HOBBIES. Collecting things was her favorite hobby. But she couldn't paste a scab or a Barbie

“红色的。我最喜欢的颜色。”“那些是蜘蛛网创可贴吗?”臭问道。 “你从哪儿弄来的闪光胶?” 我能进去给我的蝙蝠翅膀涂上闪光胶吗?”她的小弟弟，那个蝙蝠怪，正在变成一个普通的弗兰克·珀尔。 “没有地方了，臭臭。这很严重。 我只有两个多星期的时间来完成了。” 朱迪从她的《露娜女孩》杂志的广告上剪下一张海达的照片，贴在医生的角落里，就在她从百科全书上抄来的伊丽莎白·布莱克威尔的画旁边。 她查看了托德先生的拼贴创意清单。 俱乐部。我不属于任何俱乐部，朱迪想。 她得跳过这一步。 爱好。收集东西是她最大的爱好。 但她不能粘贴痂或芭比娃娃

head to the collage. She taped on the pizza table from her newest collection — the one Mr. Todd had given her. THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED. She couldn't think of anything. Maybe the worst thing that ever happened to her hadn't happened yet. THE FUNNIEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED. When I knocked real spooky on the wall of Stink's room one night and scared him, she thought. But how could she put that on a collage? Judy puzzled over her Me collage until the rain finally stopped. She called Rocky. "Meet me at the manhole in five," she told him. Rocky wore his boa constrictor shirt. Judy wore her boa constrictor shirt. "Same-same!" said Judy and Rocky, slapping hands together

前往大学。她把托德先生送给她的最新收藏贴在了披萨桌上。 最糟糕的事情发生了。 她什么也想不起来。 也许发生在她身上最糟糕的事情还没有发生。 这是发生过的最有趣的事。 一天晚上，我阴森地敲臭臭房间的墙，把他吓坏了，她想。 但她怎么能把这些画在拼贴画上呢? 朱迪为她的拼贴画苦苦思索，直到雨终于停了。 她打电话给洛奇。“五分钟后在井口见，”她告诉他。 洛奇穿着他的巨蟒衬衫。 朱迪穿着她的巨蟒衬衫。 “一样一样!”朱迪和洛奇拍着手说

twice in a high-five, the way they always had when they did something exactly alike. Judy and Rocky stood on the manhole. "What do you think is under the street?" asked Rocky. "Oodles and oodles of worms," said Judy. "Let's collect some in the street and throw them down there," said Rocky. "Too oogley," said Judy. "We could look for rainbows in puddles," Rocky suggested. "Too hard!" said Judy. "Listen," said Rocky. "I hear toads. We could catch toads!" Rocky ran back home to get a bucket. When he came back, they cornered a toad and popped the bucket on top of it. "Gotcha!" Judy held it in her hand. "It feels

两次击掌，当他们做一模一样的事情时总是这样。 朱迪和洛奇站在井口上。 “你认为街道下面是什么?”洛奇问。 “好多好多的虫子，”朱迪说。 “我们在街上捡一些扔下去吧，”洛奇说。 “太狡猾了，”朱迪说。“我们可以在水坑里寻找彩虹，”洛奇建议道。 “太硬了!”朱迪说。“听着，”洛奇说。 “我听到蟾蜍的声音。我们可以抓癞蛤蟆!”洛奇跑回家去拿桶。 当他回来的时候，他们把一只癞蛤蟆逼到角落里，把水桶放在它上面。 “明白了!”朱迪把它拿在手里。 “这感觉