11 The Me Collage

The Me Collage Stink watched Judy finish her collage after school the next day. "Almost done," said Judy. "It's due tomorrow." Stink pointed. "You still have a bald spot right there next to the picture of Jaws." Judy carefully taped a doll hand from her collection over the empty space. "Not anymore," she said. "That hand? Is it for the trick you played on me?" asked Stink. "Yes. It's THE FUNNIEST THING EVER," said Judy, with a grin. "You mean you're going to tell your whole class I thought there was somebody in our

第二天放学后，我看着朱迪完成了她的拼贴画。 “快好了，”朱迪说。“明天到期。” 臭指出。“你在《大白鲨》的照片旁边还有个秃头。” 朱迪小心翼翼地把她收藏的一只手娃娃粘在空地上。 “现在不是了，”她说。“那手? 是为了你捉弄我吗?”臭臭问。 “是的。“这是有史以来最有趣的事情，”朱迪笑着说。 “你是说你要告诉全班同学，我以为我们的

toilet?" "Stink, I'm making you famous." "Couldn't you change my name or something?" asked Stink. "Or something," said Judy. When Judy got up the next morning, it was pouring rain again. Something told her to get ready for a bad-mood Friday. "Let's put your Me collage in a garbage bag so it won't get wet," Dad suggested when she brought it downstairs. "Dad, I'm not carrying my Me collage in a garbage bag."

厕所?”“臭臭，我要让你出名。” “你不能给我改个名字什么的吗?”臭臭问。 “或者别的什么，”朱迪说。 第二天早上朱迪起床时，又下起了倾盆大雨。 某种东西告诉她要为一个坏心情的星期五做好准备。 “我们把你的‘我’拼贴画放在垃圾袋里，这样就不会被弄湿了。”当她把它拿到楼下时，爸爸建议道。 “爸爸，我才不要把我的拼贴画装在垃圾袋里。”

"Why not?" "Did Van Gogh put his Starry Night in a garbage bag?" "She's got a point there," said Mom. "Garbage bags probably hadn't been invented yet," said Dad. "If Van Gogh had garbage bags, believe me, he would have been smart enough to use them." "Honey, why don't you take the bus, and Dad'll bring your collage to school after he takes Stink to the dentist?" Mom said. "Stink's taking Toady to school today, so Dad has to drop him off anyway." "I want to take my collage to school myself. That way I can be sure nothing will happen to it." "What could happen to it?" asked Mom. "There could be a tornado," said Stink,

“为什么不?”“梵高把他的《星夜》放在垃圾袋里了吗?”“她说得有道理，”妈妈说。 “垃圾袋可能还没有被发明出来，”爸爸说。 “如果梵高有垃圾袋，相信我，他会聪明到使用它们的。” “亲爱的，你为什么不坐公共汽车呢?爸爸带臭臭去看牙医后，会把你的同学带到学校去的。”母亲说。 “臭臭今天要送癞蛤蟆去上学，所以爸爸还是得送他。” “我想自己带我的同事去上学。 这样我就可以肯定它不会出什么事了。” “它会怎么样呢?”妈妈问。 “可能会有龙卷风，”臭臭说，

"and the wind could make you drop it, and it could get run over by a bus." "Hardee, har, har," said Judy. "You do have a lot of other stuff to carry," said her dad. Judy had her lunch, her dad's lab coat so she could dress like a doctor for her talk, Hedda-Get-Betta, her doctor kit, and plenty of Band-Aids. "Okay," she said, "but don't squish anything and don't get it wet and it has to be there by eleven o'clock and don't let Stink do anything." She gave her brother her best trolleyes stare. "We'll be careful," said Dad. Judy rode the bus with Rocky, who practiced his Squirting Nickel magic trick on her for the one-hundredth time. "Okay! It works!" Judy told him, wiping

“风可能会把它吹掉，它可能会被公共汽车碾过。” “哈，哈，哈，”朱迪说。 “你还有很多东西要带，”她爸爸说。 朱迪吃了午饭，她爸爸的实验服，这样她就可以穿得像个医生去演讲了，还有海达-吉-贝塔，她的医生包，还有很多创可贴。 “好吧，”她说，“但是不要压扁任何东西，也不要弄湿它，它必须在十一点以前送到，别让臭臭做任何事。” 她瞪了哥哥一眼。 “我们会小心的，”爸爸说。 朱迪和洛奇一起坐公共汽车，洛奇在她身上练习了第一百次“喷镍”魔术。 “好吧!它工作了!”朱迪一边擦，一边告诉他

drips from her face. Rocky cracked up. All morning, Judy imagined things happening to her collage. What if it fell into a puddle when her father opened the car door? What if Toady got out of Stink's pocket and peed on the collage? What if a tornado came, like Stink said . . . Eleven o'clock came, and her collage still was not there. No sign of Stink. Or Dad. Judy could hardly listen to the other kids showing their Me collages. She kept her eyes glued to the door of 3T. "Judy, would you like to go next?" asked Mr. Todd, startling her. "I'd like to go last," said Judy. "Frank?" "I'd like to go last too," said Frank. "After Judy."

从她脸上滴下来。洛奇大笑起来。 整个上午，朱迪都在想象她的大学将要发生的事情。 要是她爸爸打开车门的时候掉进水坑了怎么办? 如果癞蛤蟆从臭臭的口袋里跑出来在墙上撒尿呢? 如果龙卷风来了呢，就像臭臭说的。 。。到了十一点，她的拼贴画还没有出现。 没有臭臭的迹象。或爸爸。朱迪几乎听不到其他孩子展示他们的拼贴画。 她目不转睛地盯着3T的门。 “朱迪，你想下一个去吗?”托德先生问，这让她大吃一惊。 “我想最后一个去，”朱迪说。 “弗兰克?”“我也想最后一个走，”弗兰克说。 “朱迪。”