Chapter 3

Chapter three, a million fun things i could do in the deli by hank zipper. Okay, it's not a million. It's four, but i've never been good at math. Number one, try to scoop potato salad into little paper cups without licking the spoon even once. Number two, squirt smiley faces on the sandwiches with the mustard bottle. Hey, I could even use a pickle slice for the nose.

第三章，我在熟食店可以做的无数有趣的事情。 好吧，不是一百万。是四，但我数学一直不好。 第一，试着把土豆沙拉舀进小纸杯里，一次都不要舔勺子。 第二，用芥末瓶在三明治上喷笑脸。 嘿，我甚至可以用一片泡菜片做鼻子。

Number three, see how many sprinkle cookies I can stuff into my mouth when no one is watching. My record is four and a half. I'm going for five, number four, put on a talented show for the customers. I can't sing. I can't dance, but I can burn my name. Number five, I was starting at number five, but I don't know what it is because I fell asleep.

第三，看看没人的时候我能往嘴里塞多少饼干。 我的记录是四分半。 我要五分，第四名，为顾客表演一场精彩的表演。 我不会唱歌。我不会跳舞，但我可以烧掉我的名字。 第五，我从第五开始，但我不知道是什么，因为我睡着了。