Chapter 3

Chapter three, a million fun things i could do in the deli by hank zipper. Okay, it's not a million. It's four, but i've never been good at math. Number one, try to scoop potato salad into little paper cups without licking the spoon even once. Number two, squirt smiley faces on the sandwiches with the mustard bottle. Hey, I could even use a pickle slice for the nose.

Number three, see how many sprinkle cookies I can stuff into my mouth when no one is watching. My record is four and a half. I'm going for five, number four, put on a talented show for the customers. I can't sing. I can't dance, but I can burn my name. Number five, I was starting at number five, but I don't know what it is because I fell asleep.

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