Chapter 13

Chapter thirteen, five things I learned from take your child to work day by hank zipper. Number one, never wave while you're carrying a bowl of potato salad. Number two, if you're washing a pile of pastrami, don't use soap. Number three, be nice to the person who's taken your order in a restaurant. Maybe they have trouble spelling, just like me

Number four, customers don't like it when you take a bite of their pickle before they do. Number five, going to work is hard work