Chapter 2

Chapter two, I honestly don't know why everyone was making such a big deal out of judith. Anne, cooking doesn't seem that hard to me. Even I can cook five things. I can cook with one hand tied behind my back by hank zipper. Number one, toast. If you're looking for adventure, add grape jelly. Number two, a glass of ice water don't put in too much ice, or the cubes will stick to your lips.

第二章，我真的不知道为什么大家都把朱蒂丝看得那么重。 安妮，做饭对我来说没那么难。 就连我都会做五样东西。 我可以用拉链把一只手绑在背后做饭。 第一，吐司。如果你想要冒险，可以加入葡萄果冻。 第二，一杯冰水不要放太多的冰，否则冰块会粘在你的嘴唇上。

Number three, a peanut butter sandwich. Take small bites, or you'll never open your mouth again. Number four, a small make sure you melt the marshmallow really well, or it will taste like the inside of a pillow. Number five, trail mix put a bunch of raisins in a plastic bag, leave out the nuts and seeds and all the stuff that looks like pebbles. Some people might call this a bag of raisins, but I call it hanks perfect trail mix.

第三，花生酱三明治。 吃一小口，否则你就再也不会开口了。 第四，一个小的确保你把棉花糖融化得很好，否则它尝起来就像枕头里的东西。 第五步，什锦干果把一堆葡萄干放进塑料袋里，把坚果和种子以及所有看起来像鹅卵石的东西都去掉。 有些人可能会说这是一袋葡萄干，但我称之为汉克斯完美什锦干果。