Chapter 2

Chapter two five ways I could help emily enjoy her birthday by hank zipper. Number one, I could buy her a black and white cookie, except it's my favorite cookie in the world, and i'd probably eat it before I got home. Number two, I could buy her a dough pickle. I'd probably eat that before I got home too. Number three, I could offer to clean the cage of her iguana. Catherine, no, I can't just the thought of lizard droppings makes me want to wash my hands for twenty two hours.

第二章我帮艾米丽享受生日的五种方法。 第一，我可以给她买个黑白饼干，不过这是我最喜欢的饼干，我可能会在回家前把它吃掉。 第二，我可以给她买个泡菜。 我可能也会在回家前吃完。 第三，我可以帮她清理鬣蜥的笼子。 凯瑟琳，不行，我不能一想到蜥蜴的粪便就让我想洗手22个小时。

Number four, I could dress up as a snake and pretend to be ginger, except my tongue isn't long enough. Also it's not forked, at least it was at last time I looked, number five, I could magically produce a snake out of thin air. Hey, now there's an idea. I'll have to talk to frankie about that. Frankie is an incredible magician. Once he almost pulled a nickel out of my nose, but I sneezed and blew it out before he could get to it.

第四，我可以打扮成蛇装成姜黄色，只是我的舌头不够长。 而且它没有分叉，至少我上次看的时候是这样，第五条，我可以神奇地凭空变出一条蛇。 嘿，我有个主意。这事我得跟弗兰基谈谈。 弗兰基是一个不可思议的魔术师。 有一次他差点从我鼻子里掏出一枚五分镍币，但我打了个喷嚏，在他动手之前把硬币吹出来了。