Chapter 2

Chapter two, five things. I'm sure fredwas thinking by hank zipper. Number one, I wonder how many kids in this class have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch? Number two, this boy, hank, is going to be my new best friend. I'm going to teach him how to croak. Number three, humans would be so much better looking if they had green skin and bulging eyes.

第二章，五件事。我肯定弗雷德想的是汉克拉链。 第一，我想知道这个班里有多少孩子午餐吃花生酱和果冻三明治？ 第二，这个男孩，汉克，将成为我最好的朋友。 我要教他怎么叫。 第三，如果人类有绿色的皮肤和凸出的眼睛，他们会更漂亮。

Number four, what's with those chairs? I wonder why kids don't just sit on logs. Number five, why do you have to learn to spell anyway, oops, that was me thinking not the frog.

四号，这些椅子是怎么回事？ 我想知道孩子们为什么不直接坐在圆木上。 第五，你为什么要学拼写，哎呀，是我想错了，不是青蛙。