Chapter 3

CHAPTER 3 FOUR REASONS WHY COULDN'T READ JOURNEY TO JUPITER (OR ANY BOOK, FORTHAT MATTER) BY HANK ZIPZER 1. When I look at a page in a book, all I see are letters swimming around like big red Swedish Fish. And what good are Swedish Fish if you can't eat them?

2. My eyes are allergic to reading. They don't sneeze. They just refuse to stay open. 3. When I try to read, my mind immediately goes on vacation. Once it went scuba diving for buried treasure right in the middle of a chapter on megamouth sharks. 4.I don't even know what reason Number 4 is. I just know that reading makes me itchy all over.

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