Chapter 3

CHAPTER 3 FOUR REASONS WHY COULDN'T READ JOURNEY TO JUPITER (OR ANY BOOK, FORTHAT MATTER) BY HANK ZIPZER 1. When I look at a page in a book, all I see are letters swimming around like big red Swedish Fish. And what good are Swedish Fish if you can't eat them?

第三章不能读汉克·齐泽尔（Hank zipzer）的《木星之旅》（或其他任何书）的四个原因。 当我看一页书的时候，我看到的都是字母，像红色的瑞典鱼一样游来游去。 如果不能吃，瑞典鱼还有什么用？

2. My eyes are allergic to reading. They don't sneeze. They just refuse to stay open. 3. When I try to read, my mind immediately goes on vacation. Once it went scuba diving for buried treasure right in the middle of a chapter on megamouth sharks. 4.I don't even know what reason Number 4 is. I just know that reading makes me itchy all over.

2. 我的眼睛对阅读过敏。 它们不打喷嚏。他们只是拒绝保持开放。 3. 当我试着阅读时，我的思绪立刻进入了假期。 有一次，它在一篇关于巨嘴鲨的章节中潜水寻找埋藏的宝藏。 4.我甚至不知道第四个原因是什么。 我只知道读书让我浑身发痒。