7 Call a Waambulance

Chapter Seven Call a Waambulance "Ugh, I don't like that SuperAwesome and her 12121222s or whatever," said Abigail. "You'd think that someone who coordinates a big welcome dance like that would be a much nicer person." "She's not a person," said Vale. "That's the problem. They're all just a bunch of robots." "Hey, so is Foggy," said Finn. "It doesn't matter that they're robots. We need to help Foggy, and I'm guessing we're going to need to help them, too." "Yeah, I'm with Finn," said Elias. "Just because someone is a robot doesn't mean they don't have a heart." "I'm going to let that one go," said Abigail. "Okay, so what's up with Foggy, and how do we help him?"

“呃，我不喜欢那个超级牛和她的12121222什么的。”阿比盖尔说。 “你可能会认为，能协调这样一场盛大的欢迎舞会的人会好得多。” “她不是一个人，”维尔说。 “这就是问题所在。他们只是一群机器人。” “嘿，福吉也是，”芬恩说。 “他们是机器人并不重要。 我们需要帮助福吉，我想我们也需要帮助他们。” “是的，我和芬恩在一起，”伊莱亚斯说。 “仅仅因为某人是机器人并不意味着他们没有心。” “我不去管它了。”阿比盖尔说。 “好吧，福吉怎么了，我们该怎么帮助他？”

Finn told his friends about his conversation with Foggy, and the spark that had flown out of Foggy's mouth. "I know this sounds weird," said Finn, "but I think he's sick." "Robots don't have hearts," said Vale. "And robots don't get sick." "But robots can get a virus," said Elias. His three friends all looked at him like he'd just declared his name was 1212222122. Elias explained that computers and robots can't get sick like humans do. A human usually gets sick from germs or viruses: little microscopic organisms that invade humans. They get into their noses or mouths, and sometimes into their blood.

芬恩告诉他的朋友们他和福吉的谈话，以及福吉嘴里迸出的火花。 “我知道这听起来很奇怪，”芬恩说，“但我觉得他病了。” “机器人没有心，”瓦尔说。 “而且机器人不会生病。” “但是机器人会感染病毒，”伊莱亚斯说。 他的三个朋友都看着他，好像他刚刚宣布了自己的名字是1212222122。 伊莱亚斯解释说，电脑和机器人不会像人类那样生病。 人类通常会因细菌或病毒（侵入人体的微小微生物）而生病。 它们会进入鼻子或嘴巴，有时还会进入血液。

"Gross!" said Vale. "I'm never breathing again." "You should also start washing your hands more," said Elias. "But that's a story for a different time." He went on to say that germs can't hurt computers. Without a living organism, the germ or virus can't survive. But a "virus" for a computer is a completely different problem. Computers run on their own language: a code. And if there's something wrong in the code—either a bad piece of code was slipped onto the computer, or a piece

“恶心！”“我再也不能呼吸了。” “你也应该开始多洗手，”伊莱亚斯说。 “但这是另一个时代的故事。” 他接着说，细菌不会伤害电脑。 没有活的有机体，细菌或病毒就无法存活。 但对于电脑来说，“病毒”是完全不同的问题。 计算机用自己的语言运行：代码。 如果代码中有问题，要么是一段错误的代码被输入了计算机，要么是一段

of code on the computer got broken—then that computer could get a virus. "So something broke inside of Foggy?" said Finn. "That's my guess," said Elias. "It must have happened when he visited you guys in quarantine," said Abigail. "The cleaning program," said Finn. "He ran a cleaning program when I spit on him!" "Ew," said Abigail. "You spit on him?!" "No, I coughed and got spit on him," said Finn. "Oh, yeah, way better," said Abigail. She took one step away from Finn. "Dude, you don't cough into your elbow?" said Vale. "It's like I hardly know you." "But Elias said a sick human couldn't give a virus to a computer," said Finn. "Right," said Elias. "So who knows how this happened?" The explorers all stood in silence, thinking about how to solve this problem. "Well, whatever happened, it seems like Foggy is contagious," said Elias. "SuperAwesome sounded SuperGross when we left."

计算机上的代码被破坏了，那么这台计算机可能会感染病毒。 “所以福吉体内有东西坏了？”芬恩问。 “这是我的猜测，”伊莱亚斯说。 “一定是他去隔离区看望你们的时候发生的。”阿比盖尔说。 “清洁计划，”芬恩说。 “我朝他吐口水的时候，他还搞了个清洁计划！”“哎呀。”阿比盖尔说。 “你朝他吐口水？！”芬恩说：“不，我咳嗽了，被他吐了口水。” “哦，是的，好多了。”阿比盖尔说。 她离开了芬恩一步。 “老兄，你不会对着胳膊肘咳嗽吧？” “好像我不认识你似的。” “但是伊莱亚斯说，一个生病的人不会把病毒传染给电脑，”芬恩说。 “对，”以利亚说。“谁知道这是怎么发生的？”探险家们都静静地站着，思考着如何解决这个问题。 “好吧，不管发生了什么，福吉似乎是会传染的。” “我们离开的时候，超级棒听起来超级恶心。”

Finn put his hand on Elias's shoulder. "So if the problem is with Foggy's code," said Finn, "do you think you could fix it? If we got Foggy alone?" Elias shrugged. "Maybe." "Okay," said Finn. "Great. All we have to do is go in there and convince SuperAwesome to give us back Foggy, and then we can see what's wrong with him." "Why don't you just ask SuperAwesome right now?" said Vale. He pointed at the robot stumbling out of the building. "What have you done?" asked SuperAwesome. The robot lurched toward Finn. Finn jumped back just in time. SuperAwesome fell to the ground.

芬恩把手放在伊莱亚斯的肩膀上。 “那么，如果问题出在福吉的代码上，”芬恩说，“你觉得你能修好它吗？ 如果我们把福吉单独留下呢？”伊莱亚斯耸耸肩。 “也许吧。”“好吧，”芬恩说。 “好了。我们要做的就是进去说服超牛把福吉还给我们，然后我们就能知道他怎么了。” “你为什么不现在就去问SuperAwesome呢？” 他指着蹒跚走出大楼的机器人。 “你做了什么？”SuperAwesome问道。 机器人蹒跚地向芬恩走来。 芬恩及时跳了回来。 SuperAwesome倒在了地上。

"You," said the robot. "You did this COUGH CRAFFLOFF puke puke blech." Two sparks and a little bit of sizzled wire flew out of SuperAwesome's mouth as the robot's eyes closed. She lay still. "Oh boy," said Abigail. "They've done this to her!" shouted a robotic voice inside the building. "Get them!" The three tall, round-shouldered robots came bounding out of the building. "Fun times," said Vale.

“你，”机器人说。“你做了这个咳嗽、呕吐、呕吐、漂白剂。” 机器人闭上眼睛的时候，两颗火花和一点点咝咝作响的电线从超级牛的嘴里飞了出来。 她静静地躺着。“哦，天哪。”阿比盖尔说。 “他们对她做了这样的事！”大楼里一个机械的声音喊道。 “让他们!”三个高大的、圆肩的机器人从大楼里蹦了出来。 “欢乐时光，”瓦尔说。