外星历险记 · 3 The Uncommon Cold
Chapter Six Movable Feast "And so then 2121212211221212222222111 said, 'Give me a break! At least I'm not a part of the 1111111 generation!'" SuperAwesome slapped the table, laughing hard at her own joke. The explorers were sitting around a large, rectangular stone table. SuperAwesome sat at the head of it. Seated beside her was Foggy, laughing just as hard as she was. Around the table were all kinds of robots. Some were as small as ants, some were as round as bowling balls, some looked like walking fish. Others were more like Foggy and SuperAwesome: they had heads, arms, and legs like humans. All the robots had been called together for this dinner to welcome the explorers. Except there wasn't any food served. The bots were plugged
第六章活动盛宴于是2121212211221212222222111说:“饶了我吧!至少我不是“1111111一代”!’”SuperAwesome拍了拍桌子,被自己的笑话逗乐了。 探险者们围坐在一张长方形的大石桌旁。 超级牛坐在它的头。 坐在她旁边的是福吉,和她一样笑得很开心。 桌子周围是各种各样的机器人。 有些像蚂蚁一样小,有些像保龄球一样圆,有些看起来像行走的鱼。 其他的更像福吉和超级牛:他们有像人类一样的头、胳膊和腿。 所有的机器人都被召集在一起参加这次晚宴,以欢迎探险者。 只是没有提供任何食物。 这些机器人被堵住了
into outlets wired into the table. Apparently, the electricity at this particular table was delicious, because the robots seemed to be having the time of their lives. The explorers sat together, silent, confused, and hungry. "Do you have any food?" said Vale. "I'm hungry and I was always told not to stick my mouth on electrical outlets." "Hahaha," laughed SuperAwesome and several of the other robots. "We have heard of this! You require 'food' to keep going. You creatures with bodies are so funny, aren't you? Here, let's see if we have some 'food' for you." Every time SuperAwesome said the word "food," it sounded like she thought it was the funniest word in the universe. A handful of robots fell out of their chairs at the mention of the word. "Tell me, Foggy," said SuperAwesome. "How are you able to stand it, being with these funny little fleshy creatures all the time?" "Oh, it's not so bad," said Foggy. "You get used to their weird habits." "Not so bad?!" shouted Finn. "Foggy, we're your family."
插在桌子上的插座上。 显然,这张桌子上的电是美味的,因为机器人似乎正在享受他们生命中的美好时光。 探险者们坐在一起,沉默、困惑、饥饿。 “你有吃的吗?” “我饿了,我总是被告知不要把嘴贴在电源插座上。” “哈哈哈,”超级牛和其他几个机器人笑了。 “我们听说了!你需要“食物”来维持生活。 你们这些有身体的生物真有趣,不是吗? 来,让我看看有没有‘食物’给你。” 每次超级牛说到“食物”这个词,听起来就像是她认为这是宇宙中最有趣的词。 一听到这个词,几个机器人就从椅子上跳了起来。 “告诉我,福吉。”超级牛说。 “你是怎么受得了的,整天和这些有趣的小动物在一起?”“哦,没那么糟,”福吉说。 “你习惯了他们奇怪的习惯。” “还不错?!”芬恩喊道。 “福吉,我们是你的家人。”
"Family?" asked SuperAwesome, sounding scandalized. "Do you— Ah, never mind, here is your food." A tall, round robot with a tray balanced on one hand entered the room. He lowered the tray onto the table in front of the astronauts. On it was a very neatly arranged pyramid of smooth, rectangular stones. "There you are," said SuperAwesome. "Food for our flesh friends." The explorers were aghast. Foggy shifted uncomfortably. "I don't mean to be rude, SuperAwesome," said Abigail. "But this isn't food for humans. If we try to bite into any of these rocks, we'll break our teeth."
“家人?”超级牛问,听起来很震惊。 “你——啊,没关系,这是你的食物。” 一个又高又圆的机器人,一只手拿着一个托盘,走了进来。 他把托盘放在宇航员面前的桌子上。 在它上面是一个排列整齐的光滑的长方形石头金字塔。 “你来了,”SuperAwesome说。 “给我们的血肉朋友的食物。” 探险者们都惊呆了。 福吉不安地挪动了一下。 “我不是有意无礼,超级牛。”阿比盖尔说。 “但这不是人类的食物。 如果我们试图咬进这些岩石中的任何一块,我们的牙齿就会折断。”
SuperAwesome took in this information as though she were reading the newspaper. "Foggy, tell me, are they always like this?" "Not all the time," said Foggy. "But you should try being in the same room with them for a month straight. It's no electricity picnic like we have here I can tell you that cough cough." "I bet," said SuperAwesome.
SuperAwesome就像在看报纸一样接受了这个信息。 “福吉,告诉我,他们总是这样吗?”“不是一直都这样,”福吉说。 “但你应该试着连续一个月和他们待在同一个房间里。 它不像我们这里的电力野餐,我可以告诉你,咳咳咳。” “我打赌,”SuperAwesome说。
"Foggy," said Finn. "Could I speak to you alone for a minute?" Foggy sighed and made a show of slowly getting up from the table. He walked out the door and Finn joined him outside, on the smooth stone courtyard of SuperAwesome's home. The light from the planet's star glinted pink on the ground. "What is going on with you?" asked Finn. "Oh, I'm sorry, Finn," said Foggy. "I know I'm not being a berry good friend. But I want dose robots in dere to like me, and it seemth like they don't like you very much. Tho for jutht thith one planet, can I be a little rude to you?" "First of all, no, that's not how friendship works," said Finn. "If you're my friend, then you have to be my friend all the time. But that's not what I meant. Why do you keep saying 'cough cough'? And you sound weird. I'm worried about you." Foggy shuffled his feet and looked down. "It's nothing cough cough," he said. "It's jutht a little habig I picked up, cough cough cough CUFFWAWFF, cough." "It sounds like you're sick," said Finn.
“有雾,”芬恩说。“我能单独跟你说几句话吗?”福格叹了口气,假装慢慢地从桌子上站起来。 他走出门,芬恩和他一起来到了SuperAwesome家光滑的石头庭院里。 这颗行星的恒星发出的光在地面上闪烁着粉红色的光芒。 “你怎么了?”芬恩问。 “哦,对不起,芬恩,”福吉说。 “我知道我不是一个浆果的好朋友。 但我希望这里的机器人都喜欢我,看起来它们不太喜欢你。 不过,就为了这一个星球,我能对你无礼一点吗?”“首先,不,友谊不是这样的,”芬恩说。 “如果你是我的朋友,那么你就必须一直是我的朋友。 但我不是这个意思。 你为什么一直说“咳咳”? 你听起来怪怪的。我很担心你。” 福吉拖着脚往下看。 “咳咳,没什么,”他说。 “这只是我捡到的一个小东西,咳嗽,咳嗽,咳嗽,咳嗽。” “听起来你好像病了,”芬恩说。
"Ha, that's ridiculouth," said Foggy. "I'm a robot, I can't get sick." "I know, but what else could it be?" said Finn. "I think we should pack up here and go back to the Marlowe to get you checked out. It's not like humans could ever live here anyway. The only food they have are those rocks that are hard as... um... rocks." Foggy let out a loud electronic hiss that sounded like SKROOOONNNNKK. "Did you just clear your throat?" asked Finn. "No," said Foggy. "I'm perfectly fine. And all our travels are all about humans. Finally we find a planet with some of my fellow robots, and you want to leave right away." "Foggy, our mission is to find a planet where humans could one day live," said Finn. "But your mother said the mission on this planet is to better appreciate robots," said Foggy. "I appreciate you, Foggy," said Finn. "But these other robots..." "My mission, right now, is to go back in with my robot friends, plug in for a delicious dinner, and have a few laughs cough cough CUFFAWFF puke."
“哈,这太荒唐了,”福吉说。 “我是机器人,我不会生病。” “我知道,但还能是什么呢?”芬恩说。 “我想我们应该在这儿收拾行李,回到马洛去给你检查一下。 反正人类也不可能在这里生活。 它们唯一的食物就是那些硬得像… 嗯…岩石。”弗格发出一声响亮的电子嘶嘶声,听起来像SKROOOONNNNKK。 “你刚才清嗓子了吗?”芬恩问。 “不,”福吉说。“我很好。 我们所有的旅行都是关于人类的。 最后我们和我的一些机器人同伴找到了一个星球,你想马上离开。” 芬恩说:“福吉,我们的任务是找到一个人类有一天可以居住的星球。” “但是你妈妈说,在这个星球上的任务是更好地欣赏机器人,”福吉说。 “谢谢你,福吉。”芬恩说。 “但是其他的机器人……” “我现在的任务是和我的机器人朋友们一起回去,吃一顿美味的晚餐,然后开怀大笑。”
