10 Fireworks

Chapter Ten Fireworks "Oh, this is so exciting!" exclaimed Luxor as they left his house. "Why are you so excited?" asked Abigail. "Because!" Luxor answered. "In every great story about a knight or a warrior, they are sent on an impossible mission by a king or queen. And the hero must prove his or her worth by completing several trials. Luckily, in this story, there are three warriors. You two and me." "We're not warriors," said Finn. "You are now," said Luxor. "And we weren't sent on a mission by the queen," said Abigail. "We're working against the queen." Luxor lowered his voice to reflect the drama of the situation and said: "These are your trials."

“哦，这太令人兴奋了！”当他们离开他的房子时，卢克索喊道。 “你为什么这么兴奋？”阿比盖尔问。 “因为!”卢克索回答。 “在每一个关于骑士或战士的伟大故事中，他们都被国王或王后派去完成一项不可能完成的任务。 英雄必须通过完成几个考验来证明他或她的价值。 幸运的是，在这个故事中，有三个战士。 你俩和我。”“我们不是战士，”芬恩说。 “你现在是，”卢克索说。 “我们也不是女王派来执行任务的，”阿比盖尔说。 “我们在和女王作对。” 卢克索压低声音说：“这是对你的考验。”

Abigail rolled her eyes at Finn and laughed. If they were going to go on this impossible mission, they might as well have a robot narrator with them. They walked out into the alleys of the village, Luxor hovering just above their heads. They tried to keep their eyes down and be as unnoticeable as possible. "Okay, Luxor," said Finn. "Now, if we run into anyone who recognizes us, you need to tell them you've caught us. That way you get to be the hero for the queen, and we get into her castle without any trouble." Luxor smiled and nodded. He seemed pleased with the plan. "Walk a little stiffer, Finn," whispered Abigail. "Like your arms are made of metal." Finn did his best to walk robotically. They'd already made it halfway through the village, and no one had raised a metallic eyebrow at them. "It's working," he whispered. "No one suspects a thing."

阿比盖尔对芬恩翻了个白眼，笑了起来。 如果他们要执行这项不可能完成的任务，他们还不如带上一个机器人解说员。 他们走到村子里的小巷里，卢克索就在他们头顶上盘旋。 他们尽量低着眼睛，尽量不引人注意。 “好吧，卢克索，”芬恩说。“现在，如果我们遇到任何认出我们的人，你要告诉他们你抓住我们了。 这样你就可以成为女王的英雄，我们可以毫不费力地进入她的城堡。” 卢克索微笑着点了点头。他似乎对这个计划很满意。 “芬恩，走得再硬一点。”阿比盖尔小声说。 “就像你的手臂是金属做的一样。” 芬恩尽力像机器人一样走路。 他们已经穿过了半个村子，没有人对他们扬起金属般的眉毛。 “起作用了。”他低声说。 “没人怀疑。”

"CLEAR THE WAY! CLEAR THE WAY!" shouted Luxor above their heads. "VILLAINS COMING THROUGH. THAT'S RIGHT—I, LUXOR, HAVE CAPTURED THE VILLAINS WHO ELUDED THE QUEEN'S GUARDS NOT SO LONG AGO! PLEASE MAKE WAY SO THAT I, LUXOR, MAY RETURN THEM TO THE QUEEN'S CUSTODY!" Finn gasped. Abigail poked Luxor in the belly. "Luxor! That's not helping!" she shouted. "TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR ENEMIES THAT IT WAS I, LUXOR!" The robot was shouting to everyone in the village. "THE QUEEN HAS NO BETTER FRIEND THAN LUXOR. THAT'S L-U-X-O—" "We better run now," Abigail told Finn.

“让开！”让开！”卢克索在他们头顶上喊道。 “坏人来了。没错，我，卢克索，已经抓住了不久前从女王的守卫中逃脱的恶棍！请让路，让我，卢克索，把他们交还给王后！”芬恩气喘吁吁地说。 阿比盖尔戳了戳卢克索的肚子。 “卢克索!这没用！”她喊道。 “告诉你的朋友，告诉你的敌人，是我，卢克索！”机器人对村里的每个人都大喊大叫。 “女王最好的朋友莫过于卢克索了。 那是L-U-X-O——”“我们最好现在就跑，”阿比盖尔告诉芬恩。

But just then, a robot shaped like an upside-down pear floated in front of them, blocking their path. Luxor stopped talking and he stopped flying. If a robot could go pale, Luxor would have been white as a sheet. Finn recognized the strange-looking bot immediately. It had been at their dinner with Queen SuperAwesome when they'd landed. "I know them!" shouted the robot. "You're right, Luxor, you fool! You have captured the scallywags." "Scallywags?" asked Abigail. "What are you, a pirate?" "How dare you!" shouted the pearbot. "I am 212222122221111, chief chef of our world. I made you the little stone bricks you so rudely declined to eat!" "I love a tasty stone brick!" said Luxor. "Oh, be quiet, Luxor," said the chef. "I can take them in from here, cough cough." "Hey, these are my prisoners," said Luxor. "And besides, this has to be our first trial." "These fleshy creatures cannot go to the queen," said 212222122221111. "They must be

但就在这时，一个形状像倒置梨子的机器人漂浮在他们面前，挡住了他们的去路。 卢克索不再说话，也不再飞了。 如果一个机器人会变得苍白，卢克索就会像一张纸一样苍白。 芬恩立刻认出了这个长相奇怪的机器人。 他们降落的时候，是在和Queen SuperAwesome共进晚餐的时候。 “我认识他们！”机器人喊道。 “你说得对，卢克索，你这个傻瓜！你抓住了那些无赖。” “无赖？”阿比盖尔问。 “你是什么，海盗吗？”“你怎么敢！”鹦鹉喊道。 “我是212222122221111，我们世界的主厨。 你粗鲁地拒绝吃的小石砖是我给你做的！”“我喜欢好吃的石头砖！”卢克索说。 “哦，安静点，卢克索，”厨师说。 “我可以从这里带他们进去，咳咳咳。” “嘿，这些是我的囚犯，”卢克索说。 “而且，这必须是我们的第一次审判。” “这些肉人不能去见女王，”212222122221111说。 “他们一定是。

brought to the dungeons!" "Dungeons!" shouted Finn. "Why do robots have dungeons?" "Yeah," said Luxor. "Why do we have dungeons?" "Enough!" shouted the chief chef. "The dungeons are the caves and tunnels that run below this village. They have always been there. We have been slowly filling them with black tar to reinforce our streets and buildings. But now we can fill them with you!" 212222122221111 reached down and grabbed Finn by the shoulder. "Let's go!" the robot shouted. "I will CUFFAWFOFAFFFAFOFF." "You'll what now?" asked Luxor. But the chief chef couldn't answer. He took a step back and opened his mouth. Out poured a waterfall of sparks.

带到地牢里来！”“地下城！”芬恩喊道。 “为什么机器人会有地下城？”“是的，”卢克索说。 “我们为什么要有地下城？”“够了！”厨师长喊道。 “地下城就是在这个村庄下面的洞穴和隧道。 他们一直都在那里。 我们一直在慢慢地用黑焦油填充它们，以加固我们的街道和建筑物。 但现在我们可以用你填满它们！”212222122221111伸手抓住芬恩的肩膀。 “我们走吧！”机器人喊道。 “我要剪掉剪掉。” “你现在要干什么？”卢克索问。 但是厨师长答不上来。 他向后退了一步，张开了嘴。 火花如瀑布般倾泻而出。

"Oh, he's got a bad case," said Abigail. The chef coughed again, and a small, whistling tube, almost like a tiny firework, shot out of his ear. "Uh," said Finn. "Puke puke pukity puke," said the chef, and a long, thin rocket shot out of his nose, up into the sky, and exploded in a spray of sparkly golden lights. "The virus makes fireworks?" asked Luxor.

“哦，他的情况不妙。”阿比盖尔说。 厨师又咳嗽了一声，一根吹着口哨的小管子，几乎像一个小烟火，从他的耳朵里射了出来。 “嗯，”芬恩说。“吐，吐，吐，吐，吐，吐，”厨师说，一枚细长的火箭从他的鼻子里射出，直冲云霄，爆炸成一团闪闪发光的金光。 “病毒会制造烟火？”卢克索问。