11 A Handbook Never Lies

Chapter Eleven

十一章

A Handbook Never Lies Never take off your helmet on an unfamiliar planet. It says so right in the explorer handbook. Finn had read the section a hundred times. So many things could go wrong if someone tried to breathe alien air. They could choke. They could be poisoned. They could turn purple. They could turn orange. They could turn hairy. They could turn scaly. They could grow gills. They could turn into a cloud. They could turn into a puddle. They could turn into a frog. They could turn into a tadpole, which is a baby frog, which is weird. "Paige!" cried Finn. He was so scared for his sister. But before he could do anything, the Fuffles around everyone's heads zipped into her space suit.

永远不要在陌生的星球上摘下你的头盔。 探险家手册上是这么说的。 芬恩已经把这部分读了一百遍了。 如果有人试图呼吸外星空气，很多事情都会出问题。 他们可能会窒息。他们可能中毒了。 它们会变成紫色。它们可以变成橙色。 它们会变得毛茸茸的。它们可能会变成鳞片。 它们可以长出鳃。它们可能变成一片云。 它们可能会变成水坑。 他们可以变成一只青蛙。 它们可以变成蝌蚪，也就是小青蛙，这很奇怪。 “佩吉！”芬恩叫道。他很担心他妹妹。 但他还没来得及做什么，每个人头上的绒毛都拉进了她的太空服。

Finn dove at Paige and slapped the button on the side of her helmet before she could take a breath. Her visor shut. Finn could barely see his sister's face. It was like she was under a bubbling ocean. "Paige!" yelled Finn. The giants bellowed at his cry, but he didn't care. "Paige! Can you hear me?" Paige opened her eyes. And Finn could just see through all the bubbles that she was smiling.

芬恩扑向佩吉，在她还没来得及喘口气之前，就把头盔侧面的按钮拍了一下。 她的面罩合上了。芬恩几乎看不见他妹妹的脸。 就好像她在冒泡的海洋下面。 “佩吉！”芬恩喊道。巨人们听到他的叫声大吼，但他不在乎。 “佩吉!你能听到我说话吗？”佩吉睁开了眼睛。 芬恩可以透过所有的泡沫看到她在微笑。

"I'm fine, Finn," she said. "You worry too much." Paige turned to the other explorers. "Is he always like this on your adventures?" "ALWAYS," said Voltronix. "First of all, you've never been on an exploration," Finn said to Voltronix. "And second of all. PAIGE! You're not supposed to be on this one, and you're not supposed to open your visor like that. You could have been poisoned! Or turned into a tadpole!" "I had to do something," said Paige. "And look, it worked." Paige was right. Even though the giants had roared, none of the Fuffles had popped. The glass of her helmet had absorbed the vibrations. The tiny aliens were safe. Click. "Sorry," said Foggy. "I just had to take a picture of this with my eye camera. Cute little Paige with all those cute little Fuffles. It's too much!"

“我很好，芬恩，”她说。 “你担心得太多了。”佩吉转向其他探险者。 “他在你的冒险中总是这样吗？”“永远都是。”沃尔特罗尼克斯说。 Finn对Voltronix说：“首先，你从来没有进行过探险。 “其次。佩奇!你不应该在这里，你也不应该那样打开遮阳板。 你可能被下毒了！或者变成蝌蚪！”“我必须做点什么，”佩吉说。 “看，它起作用了。”佩奇是对的。 尽管巨人们吼了起来，但没有一根绒毛球弹开。 她头盔的玻璃吸收了震动。 小外星人是安全的。 点击。“对不起，”福吉说。 “我必须用我的眼睛相机拍下这张照片。 可爱的小佩吉还有可爱的绒毛。 太过分了！”

ROOOARRRRR. The giants were getting closer. Luckily, it seemed no more were coming out of the volcano. For now. "This is a tricky situation," said Abigail. "It's not like the rock giants are bad, right? They just don't belong here. And they don't know they don't belong here." "Yeah, that's it!" said Elias. "They're like an invasive species. You know, like we were talking about in science class! It's when a plant or an

ROOOARRRRR。巨人们越来越近了。 幸运的是，似乎没有更多的东西从火山里出来。 现在。“这是个棘手的情况，”阿比盖尔说。 “岩石巨人并不坏，对吧？” 他们不属于这里。 他们不知道自己不属于这里。” “对，就是这样！”以利亚说。 “它们就像入侵物种。 就像我们在科学课上说的那样！当一株植物或一棵树

animal is brought to a different place. And that plant may not belong there, but it starts growing. And then it takes over the plants that were born there. The plant isn't evil. It's not the plant's fault it was brought into a new environment." Elias smiled at his friends. None of them smiled back. "Elias is totally right," Finn said. "They're like an invasive species." "Great," said Vale. "But Elias said, 'That's it,' in the middle of us being chased by giant rock monsters. You really should mean 'That's it, I have a plan to get us out of this.' Not 'That's it, this is like that one science homework.'" "Oh," said Elias. "I guess that's true. Well, the good news is that the rock monsters aren't technically chasing us yet." "Then, Elias, friend, I have bad news for you," said Foggy. "Because here they come." The explorers all turned and saw that about six of the rock monsters had turned around, abandoned the explorer pod, and were now running straight at them.

动物被带到一个不同的地方。 这种植物可能不属于那里，但它开始生长。 然后它接管了生长在那里的植物。 这种植物并不邪恶。这不是植物的错，它被带到一个新的环境中。” 伊莱亚斯对他的朋友们笑了。 没有人对他微笑。“伊莱亚斯说得完全正确，”芬恩说。 “它们就像入侵物种。” “太好了，”瓦尔说。“但伊莱亚斯说，‘够了’，就在我们中间被巨大的岩石怪物追赶的时候。 你真正应该说的是“够了，我有一个让我们摆脱困境的计划。”而不是“就是这样，这就像一个科学作业。”’”“哦，”以利亚说。 “我想这是真的。好吧，好消息是，严格来说，岩石怪物还没有追上我们。” “那么，伊莱亚斯，朋友，我有个坏消息要告诉你。”福吉说。 “因为他们来了。”探险者们都转过身来，看到大约有六只岩石怪物已经转过身来，抛弃了探险者的吊舱，现在正朝着他们跑来。