7 Doug in Control

Chapter Seven Doug in Control Vale and Finn made their way back to Doug's gardens. They never for a moment wondered which way they should turn. It was like they could see a map drawn in their minds. The supersized aliens stood guard. As Finn and Vale approached, the giants squatted down and pressed their shoulders together, forming an impenetrable wall. Finn heard words form in his head. "Let us pass, big ones," he said out loud. "Doug has sent for us." But the big ones didn't budge. "AKLFJAFUOAIWFAFA!" Vale screamed at the giants in the aliens' native tongue. And the three oafs immediately bowed and stepped aside. "What did I just say to them?" asked Vale.

第七章控制谷的道格和芬恩回到道格的花园。 他们从来没有想过他们应该走哪条路。 就像他们可以看到在他们的脑海中绘制的地图。 超大的外星人站岗。 当芬恩和瓦尔走近时，巨人们蹲下来，把他们的肩膀挤在一起，形成了一道不可逾越的墙。 芬恩听到一些话在他的脑海中形成。 “让我们过去吧，大个子。”他大声说。 “道格叫我们来了。”但那些大公司却不为所动。 “AKLFJAFUOAIWFAFA !”维尔用外星人的母语向巨人尖叫。 三个傻瓜立刻鞠了个躬，退到一边去了。 “我刚才对他们说了什么？”

"I don't know," said Finn. "You kind of sounded like an angry kitten." A photo of Doug graduating from high school flickered into Finn's brain. "I think something weird is going on," Finn whispered to Vale. "Do you keep—" "Well, that didn't work!" yelled Doug. He and the other small aliens emerged from a path up ahead. "I thought you could stop the planet from blowing up, but nope! It has most definitely blown up. By my measure we have—" Doug stopped himself. He looked over at the nervous giants by the gate and switched to a whisper. "By my measure, we have about ten minutes until the whole planet is completely coconutted." "What does that mean?" asked Vale. The image of a planet appeared in Finn's and Vale's minds. The planet was cracked in half and opened up. The two sides floated away from each other. The molten rock on the inside of the planet spilled out, like the juice of, well, a coconut. "Whoa," said Vale. "Completely coconutted," said Doug. "But don't mention it in front of the big guys. I can barely keep them restrained as it is."

“我不知道，”芬恩说。 “你听起来有点像一只生气的小猫。” 芬恩的脑海里闪过道格高中毕业的照片。 “我觉得有些奇怪的事情发生了。”芬恩低声对瓦尔说。 “哎，那没用！”道格嚷道。 他和其他小外星人出现在前面的一条小路上。 “我以为你能阻止地球爆炸，但不行！”它肯定已经爆炸了。 依我看，我们已经——"道格住口了。 他看了看门边紧张不安的巨人，然后低声说话。 “按照我的计算，我们还有大约十分钟的时间，整个地球就会被完全摧毁。” “这是什么意思？” 一颗行星的形象出现在芬恩和维尔的脑海里。 这颗行星裂成两半，打开了。 两边都飘开了。 行星内部的熔岩溢出来，就像椰子汁一样。 “哇，”瓦尔说。“完全是椰子，”道格说。 “但别在大人物面前提起。 我几乎不能控制住他们。”

"Why are we here?" said Finn. "We should be helping our friends."

“我们为什么在这里？”芬恩说。 “我们应该帮助我们的朋友。”

"They're not your friends," said Doug. "I heard you arguing with that Abigail. You're right; you're older than she is." "They are our friends," said Finn. "Friends can argue. And wait, how did you hear me?" "Um," said Doug. "AFJLAWEFJLAWFBEAGI?!" Finn had no idea what Doug just howled. But he thought he knew what he meant. "Okay, you know what, we don't have time for this," said Doug. "Did I control your minds? Yes. But I don't like that term. I prefer to say you've been Doug'd." "Get out of my head, man!" yelled Vale, smacking the side of his helmet like there was water in his ear. "And you chose us because I was fighting with Abigail?" said Finn. He began to feel sick. "Yes," said Doug. "You two were easy. You were already fighting with them. I just steered you in a different direction." "No way," said Vale. "I don't believe you. You can't control our minds." "I'm doing it right now," said Doug. "No way," Vale repeated.

“他们不是你的朋友，”道格说。 “我听见你和那个阿比盖尔吵架了。 你是对的;你比她大。” “他们是我们的朋友，”芬恩说。 “朋友之间可以争吵。等等，你是怎么听到我说话的？”“嗯，”道格说。 “AFJLAWEFJLAWFBEAGI ? !”芬恩完全不知道道格刚才吼了什么。 但他认为他知道他的意思。 “好吧，你知道吗，我们没时间了，”道格说。 “我控制了你们的思想吗？” 是。但我不喜欢这个词。 我宁愿说你被道格折磨了。” “从我的脑袋里滚出去，伙计！”维尔喊道，像水进了耳朵一样敲打着头盔的侧面。 “你选择我们是因为我和阿比盖尔打架？”芬恩说。 他开始感到不舒服。“是的，”道格说。 “你们两个很容易相处。你已经在和他们战斗了。 我只是把你引到了另一个方向。” “不可能，”维尔说。“我不相信你。 你不能控制我们的思想。” “我现在就在做，”道格说。 “不可能，”维尔重复道。

"Bark like a dog," said Doug. "Woof," said Vale. "See?" said Doug. Finn tried to focus. He wanted to keep Doug out of his head. He looked down and saw that Doug and the other aliens were carrying suitcases. "Yes," said Doug. "It is time for us to go now. All we have to do is make our way to your ship and we'll be off. I know a tropical planet just a few light-years from here where the beaches are gorgeous. So long as you can avoid the crabs... but never mind, let's go." "You want to fly out in our ship?" said Vale. "Of course!" said Doug. "That creature you met, the one who banana'd our planet? Its family stole all our ships when they left. So now let's go. We need to get to your little pod." "Banana'd?" said Finn. "I thought you said the planet coco—" "It doesn't matter!" yelled Doug. His brain flashed a brilliant red. Finn's head suddenly hurt. It was like a siren went off in his mind. "We have to go now." Finn looked at Vale, who was stooped over, covering his ears.

“像狗一样叫，”道格说。 “汪。”“看到了吗？”道格说。 芬恩试着集中注意力。他不想让道格进入他的大脑。 他低下头，看到道格和其他外星人正提着手提箱。 “是的，”道格说。“我们该走了。 我们要做的就是找到你的飞船，然后出发。 我知道有一颗热带星球离这里只有几光年远，那里的海滩非常漂亮。 只要你能避开螃蟹…… 不过没关系，我们走吧。” “你想坐我们的船飞出去吗？” “当然！”道格说。“你遇到的那个家伙，把我们的星球变成香蕉的那个？” 它的家族离开时偷走了我们所有的船。 现在我们开始吧。我们得去你的小豆荚。” “香蕉？”芬恩说。“我以为你说的是可可星球——”“没关系！”道格喊道。 他的脑子里闪过一片鲜红。 芬恩的头突然疼了起来。 就像他脑子里的警笛响了。 “我们现在得走了。”芬恩看着韦尔，他弯着腰捂着耳朵。