外星历险记 · 1 The Fuzzy Apocalypse
Chapter Four Family Photos "Foggy, fly us to the ship, now!" said Abigail. She burst out of the aliens' gardens and paused to let the robot pick her up. "Hold on," said Finn. "We don't know what we're facing, and we don't know how we're going to stop it. If we go charging in there right now, we may not have a chance." "We have about eight minutes of chances, anyway," said Abigail. "Either we go right now or we blow up with the planet." "I just think we should wait a second and come up with a plan first," said Finn. "I'm the captain, Finn," said Abigail. "We don't have time to argue." "Well, I'm the oldest, so...," said Finn. "So that just makes you old," said Abigail.
“福吉,快把我们送到船上去!”阿比盖尔说。 她冲出了外星人的花园,停下来让机器人把她接走。 “等等,”芬恩说。“我们不知道我们面临的是什么,也不知道如何阻止它。 如果我们现在冲进去,可能就没有机会了。” “反正我们还有八分钟的机会。”阿比盖尔说。 “我们要么现在就走,要么和地球一起毁灭。” 芬恩说:“我只是觉得我们应该等一会儿,先想出一个计划。” “我是船长,芬恩。”阿比盖尔说。 “我们没有时间争论了。” “嗯,我是老大,所以……芬恩说。 “那只会让你变老,”阿比盖尔说。
Finn was surprised. The "I'm the oldest" trick had won him so many arguments when picking capture-the-flag teams back on the Marlowe. "Kids, let's not argue," said Foggy. He followed Finn and Abigail out, and the aliens trailed behind them. "There is no argument, since I'm captain," said Abigail. "Fine," said Finn. But you didn't need a glowing brain to see that everything was not fine. "Doug!" said Foggy, pretending like Finn and Abigail weren't staring each other down. "Great and wondrous Doug. Since you can put words in our heads, are you also able to place pictures?" "Doug can do anything!" all of the explorers heard at once. "You want to see the beast before you face it?" said Doug. "You are wise, metal man. Yes, one moment." Doug's head glowed bright red, lighting up the underside of the trees. A clear picture formed in the explorers' minds, like a memory. The enemy looked just like Doug, but its brain glowed yellow, and it wore an elaborate headdress, like a hat with vines that stretched toward the sky.
芬恩很惊讶。当他在马洛号上挑选夺旗队时,“我是最老的”这个把戏为他赢得了很多争论。 “孩子们,我们别吵了,”福吉说。 他跟着芬恩和阿比盖尔出去了,外星人跟在他们后面。 “没有争论,因为我是船长,”阿比盖尔说。 “很好,”芬恩说。但你不需要一个发光的大脑就能看到一切都不好。 “道格!”福吉说,假装芬恩和阿比盖尔没有对视。 “伟大而奇妙的道格。既然你能把文字放进我们的脑子里,你也能把图片放进我们的脑子里吗?”“道格什么都能做!”所有的探险者异口同声地听到。 “你想在面对野兽之前先看看它吗?”道格说。 “你很聪明,金属人。好的,等一下。” 道格的头发出鲜红的光,照亮了树的底部。 一幅清晰的画面在探险者的脑海中形成,就像记忆一样。 敌人看起来就像道格,但它的大脑发出黄色的光,它戴着一顶精致的头饰,就像一顶爬满藤蔓的帽子伸向天空。
"You want us to stop this thing?" said Elias. "Why do you need us? It looks just like you all." "Oh, wait! Sorry," said Doug. "That is a picture of my sister. Hold on, let me transmit the right photo." The explorers suddenly saw photos of Doug's children as babies. Then they saw a scene at the beach where Doug had something that looked like an angry crab latched on to his toe. And then they saw Doug as a child burying his pet slug in his backyard.
“你想让我们阻止这事吗?” “你为什么需要我们?”它看起来就像你们大家一样。” “哦,等等!对不起,”道格说。 “那是我妹妹的照片。 等一下,让我传送正确的照片。” 探险者们突然看到了道格孩子们小时候的照片。 然后他们在海滩上看到了一个场景,道格的脚趾上有一个看起来像愤怒的螃蟹的东西。 然后他们看到道格小时候在后院埋葬他的宠物鼻涕虫。
"Doug," said Finn. "This is starting to feel a little uncomfortable." "Oh, sorry! I can't seem to find the right— aha! Here it is, sending you the picture now." "We don't have time for this," said Abigail. "I don't know, it seems important to me," said Finn. A new image entered the explorers' minds. But all they were seeing was a small furry creature. "Are you sure this is it?" said Vale. "It's really small." "Yes," said Doug. "And furry?" said Elias. "Affirmative," said Doug. "And it has floppy ears," said Abigail. "The floppiest," said Doug. "And really cute little toes," said Finn. "Just the cutest!" said Doug. "So we have to ask, then," said Foggy. "Great and wondrous Doug: Why are you so afraid of this little creature? And how could a bunny possibly blow up an entire planet?"
“道格,”芬恩说。“这开始让人感觉有点不舒服。” “哦,对不起!我似乎找不到合适的——啊哈!给你,现在把照片发给你。” “我们没时间了,”阿比盖尔说。 “我不知道,这对我来说似乎很重要,”芬恩说。 一个新的景象进入探险者的脑海。 但他们看到的只是一个毛茸茸的小生物。 “你确定就是这里吗?” “它真的很小。”“是的,”道格说。 “毛茸茸的?”伊莱亚斯说。“是的,”道格说。 “它还有松软的耳朵。”阿比盖尔说。 “软绵绵的,”道格说。 “还有非常可爱的小脚趾,”芬恩说。 “最可爱的!”道格说。 “那么,我们必须问问,”福吉说。 道格:你为什么这么害怕这个小生物? 一只兔子怎么可能炸毁整个星球呢?”
"Do not be fooled by its appearance," said Doug. "Many have made that mistake before. It will end all life on this planet in a matter of five minutes and forty-five seconds. So please hurry." "Okay," said Abigail, "all in favor of stopping this little death bunny and then getting back to the Marlowe before supper?" All the explorers raised their hands. They each grabbed on to Foggy as the robot blasted away from the planet's surface. "So long, beautiful Doug!" yelled Foggy. "We will not fail you."
“不要被它的外表所迷惑,”道格说。 “很多人以前都犯过这样的错误。 它会在5分45秒内终结这个星球上的所有生命。 所以请快点。”“好吧,”阿比盖尔说,“你们赞成阻止这只死亡小兔子,然后在晚饭前回到马洛旅馆吗?”所有的探险家都举起了手。 他们每个人都抓住了福吉,机器人从星球表面呼啸而去。 “再见了,美丽的道格!”福吉喊道。 “我们不会让你们失望的。”
"Try not to die, friends," they all heard Doug say as they flew away. "You very probably will!" The explorers felt a chill run through them. "Doug's the worst," said Vale.
“别死啊,朋友们,”他们都听到道格说,然后飞走了。 “你很可能会!”探险者们感到一阵寒意贯穿全身。 “道格最坏了,”维尔说。
