7 Let’s Do This Thing

CHAPTER SEVEN LET'S DO THIS THING I WAS A mummy. "You're not a very scary-looking mummy," Rosie said and panted. She needed to catch her breath a bit from laughing. "There aren't very many mummies who are four feet, two and a half inches tall," I added, catching my breath too. "It will have to do," Rosie said, giving her head a definitive nod. "Besides, we're not doing this to make

第七章让我们做这件事我是木乃伊。 “你看起来不太可怕，”罗茜说着喘着气。 她笑得喘不过气来。 “没有多少木乃伊是四英尺两英寸半高的，”我补充说，也屏住了呼吸。 “只能这样了，”罗西说着，坚定地点了点头。 “再说，我们这么做不是为了

you look scary. We're doing it so you get into trouble." "Right," I said. "You stay in here while I see if Simon is ready," Rosie said and began to push the bathroom door open. "You can't be standing out in the hallway like that. Once you step out this door, it's mummy time." I nodded my mummy head. Rosie went out in the hallway. I could hear her talking to Simon. "You're ready?" she asked. "Ready." "Did the nail clippers work?" "Totally," Simon said. I couldn't see him, but I figured he was lifting a foot up to show Rosie the bottom of his flip-flop. "They cut the head off that

你看起来很可怕。我们这么做是为了让你惹麻烦。” “好的，”我说。“你待在这里，我去看看西蒙准备好了没有，”罗茜说着开始推开浴室的门。 “你不能那样站在走廊里。 一旦你走出这扇门，就是妈咪时间了。” 我向妈妈点了点头。罗茜走到走廊里。 我能听到她和西蒙说话。 “准备好了吗？”她问。 “准备好了。”“指甲钳能用吗？”“完全正确，”西蒙说。 我看不见他，但我猜他抬起一只脚是想让罗西看看他的人字拖底。 “他们把它的头砍掉了

thumbtack perfectly. I put a little dab of superglue on it and stuck it to the bottom of my flip-flop. Easy stuff. I got some superglue between my fingers, but that was the only problem." "Awesome," Rosie said. "I'll get Molly." Rosie stepped back into the girls' bathroom. The second she saw me, she slapped her hand over her mouth to stifle another laugh. "Don't laugh!" "I can't help it," she said, taking three seconds to get control of herself. "Simon's ready. Are you ready?"

图钉。我在上面涂了一点强力胶，粘在我的人字拖底部。 简单的东西。我的手指间夹了一些强力胶，但这是唯一的问题。” “太棒了，”罗茜说。“我去叫莫利。” 罗茜走回女洗手间。 她一看见我，就用手捂住嘴，不让自己再笑出声来。 “别笑!”“我没办法，”她说，花了三秒钟控制住自己。 ”西蒙的准备。你准备好了吗？”

I nodded my mummy head again. "All right then," Rosie said and leaned down to

我再次向妈妈点了点头。 “那好吧，”罗茜说着俯下身去

pick up my backpack. She was real careful putting my arms through the straps and positioning it on my back. She didn't want to tear the toilet paper. "Feel okay?" she asked. "Yeah." Rosie said, "Let's do this thing." And then we did that thing.

拿起我的背包。她非常小心地把我的胳膊穿过背带，放在我背上。 她不想撕厕纸。 “感觉还好吧？”她问。“是的。” 罗茜说：“我们来做这件事吧。” 然后我们做了那件事。