Chapter 14

Chapter 14 "WHAT?" I said. "Yep, it's me," the sloth said. And again he wasn't talking slowly at all. If anything he was talking SLIGHTLY FAST! "But... but... but the Master Criminal is fast! And nimble! And sure-footed! The Master Criminal has big claws or hooves. The Master Criminal is totally evil!" "All true," he said. Very quickly, the sloth leapt onto the wall of Penguini's restaurant! Using his big slothy claws, he scampered up the building, disappeared into a window. Seconds later, the door of Penguini's restaurant was kicked open and the sloth walked out, carrying a broken automatic pasta maker. "I almost missed this one!" he said. "Sometimes it's tough to be TOTALLY evil. You really have to be careful or you wind up missing something. Then

you've only been partly evil. And that's just not good enough for a Master Criminal like myself."