Chapter 10

Chapter 10 On the way to the White House, my phone rang. It was twenty-three scientific pigs. A Master Criminal had stolen their Computatotron 80001 supercomputer! My phone rang again. It was a pegleg pirate who was missing his treasure map! My phone rang again. It was Mimi Kiwi. A Master Criminal had stolen every plant from her garden!

My phone rang again. It was Vanessa Cowcow. A Master Criminal had stolen her sculpture... while she was working on it! My phone rang again. It was the dog from the dog show checking about the missing entry form. "I'm sorry! I can't do everything!" I yelled into the phone and hung up. "Actually... I can't do ANYTHING," I said. "This Master Criminal is so far ahead of me, I'll never catch up. He or she is the World's Greatest Thief and is creating the world's greatest mysteries... but I... I am not the World's Greatest Detective. I will never say 'AHA' again." I was interrupted by the sloth, wheezing and gasping for breath. "Wheeze! Gasp! This high-speed chase is wearing me out! I'm so tired and hungry I can't go on."

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