Chapter 10

Chapter 10 On the way to the White House, my phone rang. It was twenty-three scientific pigs. A Master Criminal had stolen their Computatotron 80001 supercomputer! My phone rang again. It was a pegleg pirate who was missing his treasure map! My phone rang again. It was Mimi Kiwi. A Master Criminal had stolen every plant from her garden!

在去白宫的路上，我的电话响了。 这是23只科研猪。 一个犯罪大师偷走了他们的Computatotron 80001超级计算机！我的电话又响了。 那是一个丢了藏宝图的假腿海盗！我的电话又响了。 是Mimi Kiwi。一个犯罪大师偷走了她花园里的所有植物！

My phone rang again. It was Vanessa Cowcow. A Master Criminal had stolen her sculpture... while she was working on it! My phone rang again. It was the dog from the dog show checking about the missing entry form. "I'm sorry! I can't do everything!" I yelled into the phone and hung up. "Actually... I can't do ANYTHING," I said. "This Master Criminal is so far ahead of me, I'll never catch up. He or she is the World's Greatest Thief and is creating the world's greatest mysteries... but I... I am not the World's Greatest Detective. I will never say 'AHA' again." I was interrupted by the sloth, wheezing and gasping for breath. "Wheeze! Gasp! This high-speed chase is wearing me out! I'm so tired and hungry I can't go on."

我的电话又响了。是Vanessa Cowcow。 一个犯罪大师偷走了她的雕塑。 当她在做的时候！我的电话又响了。 是狗展的那只狗在找丢失的报名表。 “我很抱歉!我不能什么都做！”我对着电话喊道，然后挂了电话。 “实际上……我什么也做不了，”我说。 “这个犯罪大师跑在我前面太远了，我永远追不上。 他或她是世界上最伟大的小偷，正在创造世界上最大的谜团…… 但我……我不是世界上最伟大的侦探。 我再也不会说‘啊哈’了。” 我被树懒打断了，它喘着粗气。 “喘息!喘息!这种高速追逐快把我累垮了！我又累又饿，走不下去了。”

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