Chapter 21

Chapter 21 Then there was a really loud cracking sound above my head. We all looked up. The statue of me had a big crack running right through the middle! "NO0000000000!" shouted President Horse G. Horse. "NO000000000000000!" shouted Vanessa Cowcow. "NO0000000000000000000!" shouted me.

The statue of me was toppling over! It had split in two, and the gargantuan-but handsome-likeness of my head was falling slowly to earth. CRAHHHBASSHHHAKAAA WABLAH! First it crushed the Capitol Building, then the art museum, the hospital, the fire station, the ice cream parlor, all remaining frozen yogurt stands, the mall, the videogame store, the videogame factory, a stadium where the greatest band in the world was giving a free concert, a playground with a really cool slide, the taco restaurant that makes the best tacos ever, and, lastly, the White House. My statue was no more... and the nation's capital was in ruins. "My shakers... my shakers," wailed the President. But then he looked around and smiled. "But at least my beautiful new presidential limousine is still OK." Just then the statue of President Horse G. Horse broke in two. The enormous rear end of the giant horse

fell backward and crashed right on top of the presidential limousine. It landed so hard that the ground shook like we were having an earthquake. Everyone was knocked down by the shockwave, and as they staggered to their feet, I could see that they weren't happy anymore! They weren't hushed anymore! They were furious!

"Get him!" They all roared in unison and surged toward the steps. Luckily, I wasn't there anymore!