Chapter 21

Chapter 21 Then there was a really loud cracking sound above my head. We all looked up. The statue of me had a big crack running right through the middle! "NO0000000000!" shouted President Horse G. Horse. "NO000000000000000!" shouted Vanessa Cowcow. "NO0000000000000000000!" shouted me.

这时，我的头顶上传来一声巨响。 我们都抬起头来。我的雕像中间有一条大裂缝！“不，0000000000!” 马。“不，000000000000000!” “不，0000000000000000000!”我喊道。

The statue of me was toppling over! It had split in two, and the gargantuan-but handsome-likeness of my head was falling slowly to earth. CRAHHHBASSHHHAKAAA WABLAH! First it crushed the Capitol Building, then the art museum, the hospital, the fire station, the ice cream parlor, all remaining frozen yogurt stands, the mall, the videogame store, the videogame factory, a stadium where the greatest band in the world was giving a free concert, a playground with a really cool slide, the taco restaurant that makes the best tacos ever, and, lastly, the White House. My statue was no more... and the nation's capital was in ruins. "My shakers... my shakers," wailed the President. But then he looked around and smiled. "But at least my beautiful new presidential limousine is still OK." Just then the statue of President Horse G. Horse broke in two. The enormous rear end of the giant horse

我的雕像要倒了！它已经裂成两半，我那庞大而英俊的头像正慢慢地落到地上。 CRAHHHBASSHHHAKAAA WABLAH !首先，它摧毁了国会大厦，然后是艺术博物馆，医院，消防站，冰淇淋店，所有剩下的冷冻酸奶摊，商场，电子游戏店，电子游戏工厂，一个体育场，世界上最伟大的乐队正在那里举行免费音乐会，一个有非常酷的滑梯的游乐场，一个做最好吃的墨西哥卷饼的餐厅，最后，白宫。 我的雕像不在了……这个国家的首都成了一片废墟。 “我的人物……我的震动器，”总统哀号道。 但随后他环顾四周，笑了。 “但至少我漂亮的新总统豪华轿车还行。” 就在这时，马总统的雕像。 马断为两截。巨马巨大的尾部

fell backward and crashed right on top of the presidential limousine. It landed so hard that the ground shook like we were having an earthquake. Everyone was knocked down by the shockwave, and as they staggered to their feet, I could see that they weren't happy anymore! They weren't hushed anymore! They were furious!

向后摔倒，撞在了总统豪华轿车的车顶上。 它降落得很重，地面震动得像发生了地震一样。 每个人都被冲击波击倒了，当他们摇摇晃晃地站起来时，我可以看出他们不再快乐了！他们不再安静了！他们非常愤怒！

"Get him!" They all roared in unison and surged toward the steps. Luckily, I wasn't there anymore!

“让他!”他们齐声怒吼，向台阶冲去。 幸运的是，我已经不在那里了！