Chapter 17

Chapter 17 My phone rang. I was busy, so I let the caller leave a message on my voicemail. "Hello, this is Inspector Flytrap. I can't answer the phone right now because I am posing for the famous artist Vanessa Cowcow, who is sculpting a 500-foot- tall statue of me to ride on top of the statue of President Horse G. Horse." Click. "Flyslap! This is President Horse G. Horse! Tell Vanessa to hurry! The alien space fly has destroyed the Millard Fillmore Monument and the Supreme Court's

Robe Depository. Worst of all, it's eaten the world's largest banana from the U.S. Botanical Garden!" "Big peel," said Nina.