Chapter 15

Chapter 15 The President's phone rang. "Hello," he said in a rude voice. "This is Inspector Flytrap! I've solved the mystery. The giant fly is attracted to the giant statue of you because it thinks a giant pile of horse poop is going to come out. But since it's a statue, that won't happen, so

第十五章总统的电话响了。 “你好，”他粗鲁地说。 “我是捕蝇草探长！”我解开了这个谜。 巨大的苍蝇被你的巨大雕像吸引，因为它认为一大堆马粪会出来。 但既然是雕像，那就不会发生了，所以

the fly will just keep buzzing around until it destroys the whole city, the whole country, the whole world!" "NEVER!" said the President. "Isn't there some way to stop it?" "Yes, there is! I, Inspector Flytrap, have the answer! Mr. President, for the sake of the city, for the country, for the world... tear down that statue!" "Nope," he said. "WHAT?" "Nope. You'll just have to find another way. The statue stays." "BUT—" "I said Nope, you stupid plant. And I'm the President, so you can't make me! So HA-HA! So find some other way to save the city, the country, and the world. I'll be busy taking photos of myself holding my salt and pepper shakers next to my limo parked under my statue of me! Say hi to Nina!" He hung up.

苍蝇会一直嗡嗡作响，直到它摧毁整个城市，整个国家，整个世界！”“决不！”庭长说。 “难道没有办法阻止它吗？”“是的，有！”捕蝇草探长，我有答案！总统先生，为了这个城市，为了这个国家，为了这个世界…… 拆掉那座雕像！”“不，”他说。 “什么?”“不。你得另想办法了。 雕像不会动。”“可是——”“我说不，你这愚蠢的植物。 我是总统，你不能强迫我！所以哈哈!所以找到其他方法来拯救这个城市，这个国家，和这个世界。 我会忙着拍自己拿着盐和胡椒粉瓶的照片就在停在我雕像下的豪华轿车旁！向尼娜问好！”他挂断了电话。