Chapter 15

Chapter 15 The President's phone rang. "Hello," he said in a rude voice. "This is Inspector Flytrap! I've solved the mystery. The giant fly is attracted to the giant statue of you because it thinks a giant pile of horse poop is going to come out. But since it's a statue, that won't happen, so

the fly will just keep buzzing around until it destroys the whole city, the whole country, the whole world!" "NEVER!" said the President. "Isn't there some way to stop it?" "Yes, there is! I, Inspector Flytrap, have the answer! Mr. President, for the sake of the city, for the country, for the world... tear down that statue!" "Nope," he said. "WHAT?" "Nope. You'll just have to find another way. The statue stays." "BUT—" "I said Nope, you stupid plant. And I'm the President, so you can't make me! So HA-HA! So find some other way to save the city, the country, and the world. I'll be busy taking photos of myself holding my salt and pepper shakers next to my limo parked under my statue of me! Say hi to Nina!" He hung up.

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