Chapter 17

chapter seventeen "Lookit!" Dirk says. "There's a little Gremlin-Jerk hanging out in the Squancher's throat!" "Two monsters for the price of one," Galamelon says. "That's a bargain." The Gremlin-Jerk shouts "Chittity! Kikt chittity!" again, but before the Squancher can roll forward to crush and eat— Pow Chomp. Which means, hey-what's the big idea?

第十七章“看！”德克说。 “吞噬者的喉咙里有个小妖精混蛋！”“两个怪物花了一个的钱，”加隆说。 “这很划算。”小妖精叫道：“基蒂蒂！又说了一遍，但在吞噬者滚上前碾碎和吃掉之前——Pow Chomp。 也就是说，你有什么好主意？

"Yeah, Carol, chomp that tooth!" Kimmy cheers, as Carol clamps down on one of the Squancher's massive fangs, wrenching it forward. "That puppy is some puppy," Dirk says in awe. Carol is like a mad, movie-villain dentist, ripping the Squancher's fang fully out of its mouth as she drops to the ground. The Squancher howls in agony while the Gremlin- Jerk cries out in annoyance. Carol gives a little shake, then watches as the Squancher, overcome by pain, reels back, opening up like some dreadful, other-dimensional snap bracelet. The dazed Squancher totters back and forth—then begins to topple forward. The Gremlin-Jerk unleashes a series of rapid, high- pitched exclamations—but is quickly silenced as the Squancher belly flops forward. There's a cataclysmic crunch as it smashes onto the maze hedge, flattening the cornstalk wall beneath its massive body. "Aww, look at that! It made a bridge for us!" Kimmy exclaims. "What a sweetie!" "A new path is revealed!" Skaelka bellows, charging up the Squancher's shell. "Follow me!"

“是啊，卡罗尔，把那颗牙咬掉！”吉米欢呼起来，卡罗尔咬住了一只巨牙，把它向前扳了扳。 “那只小狗可真不错，”德克敬畏地说。 卡罗尔就像一个疯狂的电影反派牙医，当她倒在地上时，她把吞噬者的毒牙从嘴里完全扯了出来。 掠夺者痛苦地嚎叫，而小妖精则恼怒地大叫。 卡罗尔轻轻摇晃了一下，然后看着那个被痛苦压倒的吞噬者向后摇晃，像一个可怕的、另一个维度的断裂手镯一样打开。 迷迷糊糊的Squancher前后摇摇晃晃，然后开始向前倒下。 小魔怪会发出一连串快速、高分贝的叫声，但很快就会因为大魔怪的肚子向前扑腾而安静下来。 当它撞到迷宫的树篱上时，发生了灾难性的嘎吱声，它巨大的身体压扁了玉米秆墙。 “啊，快看！”它为我们架起了一座桥！”吉米声称。 “多可爱啊！”“一条新的道路出现了！”斯卡卡咆哮着，给吞噬者号的炮弹充电。 “跟我来!”

Hero que you you guys know. It's just a movie, right? They descend into another row of the maze, leaving the Squancher behind. "We are nearing the point of exit!" Skaelka calls. "Sounds like you guys pretty much have this under control," Galamelon says, hopping aboard the Wrangler and doing a full recline in the seat. "Pete!" Kimmy shouts to the cricket-looking monster. "If he gets too comfortable, feel free to give him a flick." "Right! Left! Oh-ho, this is a tricky one!" Skaelka barks as they zoom through the maze. "These scheming maze-makers believe they can outwit us

英雄问你们，你们知道的。 这只是一部电影，对吧？他们下到迷宫的另一排，把Squancher留在后面。 “我们快出口了！”Skaelka调用。 “听起来你们已经控制住了局面，”加隆说着，跳上了“牧马人”，在座位上做了一个完全倾斜的动作。 “Pete !”吉米对着蟋蟀模样的怪物大喊。 “如果他觉得太舒服了，你可以轻轻拍他一下。” “正确!离开了!哦，这是一个棘手的问题！”当他们穿过迷宫时，斯卡卡叫着。 “这些诡计多端的迷宫制造者相信他们能骗过我们

with a loop-around, but they underestimate the mind of Skaelka!" And then, at long last, the path widens. The endless labyrinth turns into a straightaway, lined with snack stands and souvenir T-shirt booths. "OMG," says Kimmy. "OH. EM. GEE. This is..." "The exit!" Dirk exclaims. "Finally!" A sign arches over the pathway ahead, strung between two towering Frankie Ferret statues. A wind- beaten banner reads, CONGRATULATIONS! KING POSSUM APPLAUDS YOUR SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF THE CORN LABYRINTH OF PERIL! READY TO DO IT AGAIN? ONLY $59. CASH ONLY. That'll be a nope, Dirk thinks. Galamelon cheers from his perch atop the Jeep. "I knew entering the maze was the wise choice! I would never lead you astray, for I am—" GRAWWRGH! The heroes are passing beneath the exit sign, close —oh so close—to freedom, when the wounded Squancher appears behind them. The monster's shell- body uncoils. Inside, the dazed—and slightly squashed—Gremlin-Jerk jabs a finger...

但他们低估了斯卡卡的头脑！”然后，最后，道路变宽了。 这条无尽的迷宫变成了一条直线，两旁是小吃摊和纪念品t恤摊。 “天哪，”Kimmy说。“哦。EM。 哇。这是……”“退出!”德克声称。 “最后!”前面的小路上有一个拱形的标志，挂在两座高耸的弗兰基·雪貂雕像之间。 一面被风吹动的横幅上写着：祝贺你！负鼠王为你成功完成危险的玉米迷宫而鼓掌！准备好再来一次了吗？ 只有9。只收现金。德克认为这是不可能的。 加隆在吉普车顶上欢呼。 “我知道进入迷宫是明智的选择！”我决不会把你引入歧途，因为我是——”呜——呜！英雄们正从出口标志下经过，离自由很近，受伤的斯匡切尔出现在他们身后。 怪物的壳状躯体展开。 在里面，那个晕头转向、有点被压扁的小妖精猛戳了一下手指……

Or when translated, don't let them escape. We haven't eaten in so very long. The tall one looks particularly tasty. Apparently, Squanchers don't appreciate having their fangs yanked out by carapace puppies. And Gremlin-Jerks don't enjoy being crushed. And neither takes kindly to being used as a bridge. The Gremlin-Jerk flashes a goodbye sneer as the Squancher rolls closed, balling up and barreling forward. "Carol!" Kimmy shouts. "Watch out behind—" SLAM!

或者翻译的时候，不要让他们逃跑。 我们很久没吃东西了。 高的那个看起来特别好吃。 显然，挥霍者不喜欢被甲壳幼犬拔掉毒牙。 小妖精不喜欢被压扁。 两者都不喜欢被用作桥梁。 小妖精混蛋闪过一个告别的冷笑，吞噬者滚近了，滚成一团，快速前进。 “卡罗!”吉米喊道。“小心后面——”砰！

The Squancher slams into Carol like a living, breathing wrecking ball! Carol goes airborne, rolling end over end, tumbling into a final 360-degree flip. Then a piercing KRAK rings out as she crashes through the exit sign. my disregard of seatbelt. Safety will be my downfall. Hurry before the sign falls and we're trapped. A thunderous smash booms behind Quint, Dirk, Kimmy, and Skaelka as the loosened exit sign falls from its hinges. It crashes down behind them, bringing the towering ferrets with it, creating a massive wall of wreckage.

Squancher像一个活生生的破碎球一样撞向Carol ！卡罗尔腾空而起，一头翻到另一头，最后做了一个360度的翻转。 然后，当她穿过出口标志时，刺耳的克拉克响了起来。 我忘了系安全带。安全将是我失败的原因。 快点，不然招牌掉下来，我们就被困住了。 昆特、德克、吉米和斯卡卡身后传来雷鸣般的巨响，松动的出口标志从铰链上掉了下来。 飞机在他们身后坠毁，把高大的雪貂也卷了进来，形成了一堵巨大的残骸墙。