Chapter 2

chapter two "It's Thrull's skeleton army!" Quint cries out from atop a rope bridge. "Be back, Globs," I say, and then I'm leaping from the bus and speeding across the course.

第二章是瑟鲁的骷髅军昆特在吊桥上大喊。 “回来吧，Globs，”我说，然后我从公共汽车上跳下来，加速穿过跑道。

When I finally reach my friends, the skeletons are swarming toward them. "They're armed!" June shouts. "Wearing some pretty wicked armor, too," Dirk says, sounding half impressed. "I mean, not as cool as ours. But still... cool." The skeletons' weapons and armor are built from bone. They swing Dozer spike swords and they wave war hammers sharp with Wormungulous teeth and they twirl daggers of twisted Wretch talon. Some wear helmets carved from Carapace horns. Others carry shields of sliced monster scales. "They're fast!" Quint notes. "On the plus side, we don't need to fear their bite." "You sure about that?" Dirk asks. "Of course! These aren't zombies, they're skeleton soldiers!" Quint says. "Like old-school Ray Harryhausen–style warriors." "I don't know what Ron Henry-Homer old- school warriors are," Dirk says, spinning his gladiator jousting pole. "But I know I'm gonna bash these boneheads like old-school-style Universal Warriors!"

当我终于找到我的朋友时，骷髅正在向他们蜂拥而来。 “他们武装!”6月大喊。 “还穿着一些相当邪恶的盔甲。”德克说，听起来有点佩服。 “我是说，没有我们的酷。 但仍…酷。”骷髅的武器和盔甲都是用骨头制成的。 他们挥舞着推土机的长钉剑，挥舞着长着蠕虫人牙齿的战锤，挥舞着扭动扭动的可怜人爪子的匕首。 有些人戴着用甲壳角雕刻的头盔。 其他人则拿着由怪物鳞片制成的盾牌。 “他们快!”五胞胎笔记。 “好的一面是，我们不必担心它们的咬伤。” “你确定吗？”德克问道。 “当然!这些不是僵尸，他们是骷髅兵！”五度音说。 “就像老派的雷·哈里豪森式的战士。” “我不知道罗恩·亨利·霍默的老派战士是什么，”德克一边说，一边旋转着他的角斗士比武杆。 “但我知道我要像老派的环球战士一样痛击这些笨蛋！”

We assume our most intimidating action poses. Biggun assumes an even more intimidating action pose— SPITBALLS OF FURY Biggun's meaty paw smacks aside four skeletons. Globlet peppers skeleton soldiers

我们摆出最吓人的动作姿势。 大枪摆出了一个更吓人的动作姿势——愤怒的火球大枪的肉爪把四具骷髅踢开了。 球形辣椒骷髅兵

with a Blow Dart Blaster she nabbed from a Rifter. "Guys, I actually think we got this," I say, happily surprised. "These dudes are weak!" "They are only bone," Quint agrees. "We can just smash them!" Dirk yells. "Come on!" June orders as they charge into the horde. I'm about to follow my buds, when— SMACK! Rover knocks me right on my butt as he eagerly hurls himself into a wall of skeletons. "Go, buddy!" I shout, sitting up.

拿着她从裂谷战士那里抢来的飞镖爆能枪。 “伙计们，我真的觉得我们成功了，”我又惊又喜地说。 “这些家伙太弱了！”“它们只是骨头，”昆特表示赞同。 “我们可以直接打烂他们！”德克喊道。 “来吧!”六月的命令，他们冲进了部落。 我正准备跟着我的朋友，当-啪！罗孚打在我的屁股上，他急切地冲向一堵骷髅墙。 “去,老兄!”我喊着，坐了起来。

DIRT, SMASH. JUNE BASH, QUINT. STAFF attack Thrull's skeletons burst apart like Legos. I watch my buddies dismantle a squad of skeleton soldiers in mere seconds. I'm feelin' good. We've destroyed gigantic beasts, fought the undead, and taken down villainous overlords. But these skeletons? One hard hit and they crumble! I could beat these dudes in my sleep....

污垢,粉碎。琼·巴什，昆特。 Thrull的骷髅像乐高积木一样裂开了。 我看着我的伙伴们在几秒钟内摧毁了一队骷髅兵。 我感觉很好。我们摧毁了巨大的野兽，与不死族作战，打倒了邪恶的领主。 但是这些骷髅呢？一次重击，他们就崩溃了！我可以在睡梦中打败这些家伙....

Suddenly, one skeleton comes screaming toward me. Finally, I think. I was getting jealous watching my buddies have all the fun. The skeleton leaps onto the hood of a car. Its bony feet sprint up the windshield, then across the roof—TAK-TAK-TAK-TAK. It launches off the car, sailing toward me like a big ol' meatball. I swing the Slicer hard—like I'm trying to whack a wiffle ball to the moon. There's a loud

突然，一具骷髅朝我尖叫过来。 最后，我认为。我嫉妒我的朋友们玩得尽兴。 骷髅跳上了汽车的引擎盖。 它瘦骨嶙峋的脚在挡风玻璃上疾跑，然后穿过屋顶——哒哒哒。 它从车里跳出来，像个大肉丸子一样朝我飞来。 我用力挥动切片机就像我要把威夫球打向月球。 有一声巨响