Chapter 18

chapter eighteen There's a ticking clock now. We have to hurry. We all know that. But at the same time, everything that just happened was really heavy. And it's already weighing on us. Everyone is on edge. Every tiny thing is about to make us explode. Like, seven minutes ago? This was the scene inside Big Mama....

第十八章时间紧迫。 我们得快点了。我们都知道这一点。 但与此同时，刚刚发生的一切真的很沉重。 这已经给我们带来了压力。 每个人都紧张不安。每一件小事都会让我们爆炸。 七分钟前？这是大妈妈....里面的场景

Could you chew any more loudly? Sure, if that would make you happy. Chomp, chomp, Possum Palace. Next exit. Hey Quint, you know what's a fun thing? Reading EVERY SIGN YOU SEE out loud? Like I said, we're on edge. Stuff is heavy. But it's only gonna get more heavy. So we must stick with what's been working: enjoying good old-fashioned road trip fun. If we don't, we'll all fall apart. And we can't stop Thrull if we fall apart. That's what I'm thinking when June says, "Jack, could you not suck chocolate fudge sauce off your fingers while you read from our shared

你能再大声一点咀嚼吗？ 当然，如果这样能让你开心的话。 咬，咬，负鼠宫殿。 下一个出口。嘿，昆特，你知道有趣的是什么吗？ 大声读出你看到的每一个标志？ 就像我说的，我们很紧张。 东西很重。但它只会越来越重。 所以我们必须坚持有效的方式：享受老式公路旅行的乐趣。 如果我们不这样做，我们就会分崩离析。 如果我们四分五裂，就阻止不了Thrull了。 当琼说：“杰克，你能不能别在读我们共享的。

collection of mystery novels starring heroic heroines?" I lower our copy of Murder She Wrote: Season 3 Episode 2: the Novelization. "Sorry. I'm just naturally good at doing two things at once." June rolls her eyes. "Oh really?" she says. "Like when you tried to show us how you could walk and chew gum at the same time and instead you tripped and choked at the same time?" "Hey, hey, hey," I say. "Still did it at the same time, didn't I?" And that's when it hits me. A plan... "SPEED TOURING!" I say. My friends, together: "Huh?" "See it all! See it quick! Take photos with instant film!" Again, my friends, together: "Huh?" "Look—we're in a rush to get where we're going because of the whole—y'know—Thrull bringing .e...c. here to harvest our homes and maybe bite on us." Quint nods. "Correct."

由英雄女主人公主演的推理小说集？”我放下《她所写的谋杀案：第三季第二集：小说化》 “对不起。我天生就擅长同时做两件事。” 琼翻了个白眼。“哦，真的吗？”她说。 “就像你试图向我们展示你是如何一边走路一边嚼口香糖的，结果你却同时绊倒和窒息了？”“嘿，嘿，嘿，”我说。 “我还是同时做的，不是吗？”这时我突然想到了。 一个计划……“速度旅游!”我说。 我的朋友们齐声说：“嗯？”“全看！”快看！用速溶胶卷拍照！”再一次，我的朋友们齐声说：“嗯？”“听着——我们赶着去我们要去的地方，因为那个什么都知道的怪物带来了…… 来这里收割我们的家园，也许还会咬我们一口。” 五胞胎点点头。“正确的”。

"But, same time," I continue, "we've still got Dirk's road trip! And we've got our brains to take care of. We gotta enjoy ourselves! So..." "Speed touring..." June says, nodding. "I get it. We see stuff really quick. And we do it all the way until we get to the Great Wet Village." "Right! We drive straight there, direct route —but whenever we've gotta stop for something, we make the best out of it! And we never spend a second longer than we need to anywhere. That way, we're productive, enjoying ourselves —but not wasting precious time! You in??" Everyone smiles. They're in....— Using the Slicer, I'm able to have the zombies pump gas. Glurm seems to be the best at that. So, every time we need gas, we stop someplace nice—and we all get to enjoy the scenery. And man, that scenery is weird....

“但是，与此同时，”我继续说，“我们还有德克的公路旅行！我们还得照顾好自己的大脑。 我们要玩得开心！所以……” “速度巡演……”琼点点头说。 “我明白了。我们看东西的速度很快。 我们就这样一直走到大湿村。” “正确!我们一直开到那里，直道——但无论何时我们要停下来做点什么，我们都会充分利用它！我们在任何地方都不会多花一秒钟。 这样，我们既高效又享受，又不会浪费宝贵的时间！你在? ?”每个人都微笑。 他们在…-使用切片机，我可以让僵尸泵气。 Glurm似乎在这方面做得最好。 所以，每次我们需要加油的时候，我们就停在一个好地方——我们都可以欣赏风景。 天哪，那风景真奇怪....

The closer we get to our destination—the weirder the world becomes. And that— SCREEEECH! I'm thrown forward! Big Mama slides to a halt! I smell burning rubber. "SORRY!" Dirk

我们离目的地越近，世界就变得越奇怪。 还有——尖叫！我向前一甩！“大妈妈”滑了下来！我闻到了橡胶烧焦的味道。 “对不起!”德克

says. "My fault, my fault. Didn't see that 'deer crossing' sign." But these aren't deer. Though they are slow— How long has it been? Five? Our PICK UP THE PIECE. Let's GO. LET'S GO. Yep, things are definitely getting weirder now. And that means we need to reach the Great Wet Village as soon as possible. And we will. We're getting close. We're speed touring our way there.

说。“我的错，我的错。 我没看到‘过鹿路’的标志。” 但这些不是鹿。虽然他们行动缓慢-多久没见了？ 五个?我们来收拾残局。 我们走吧。我们走吧。是啊，现在事情变得越来越奇怪了。 这就意味着我们要尽快到达大湿村。 我们会的。我们越来越接近了。 我们正在快速游览那里。