Chapter 5

Chapter Five Okay, so... my plan is not off to a good start. It's hard to make your friends want to stick around when stuff like this keep happening: Jack He's trying to eat me again When I saw Quint about to get gobbled, I was like, "Oh crud! Stuff like that's only going to make

第五章好吧，那么……我的计划开头不太顺利。 当这样的事情不断发生的时候，很难让你的朋友愿意留下来：杰克他又要吃我了。当我看到昆特快要被吃掉的时候，我想，“哦，糟糕！这种事只会让

Quint want to find his parents more! And that means he'll work harder to complete the radio! I must immediately put a stop to all potential Quint-eating incidents, and I must show Quint and the monsters a whole mother lode of awesome!" This is my first chance to prove that I am master, creator, and keeper of all things radically fun. I'm checking the date on our calendar when I come up with a plan. BTW: I'm obsessed with our calendar. I call it the Bubble Wrap Zombies of Wakefield Date Keeper. A big sheet of bubble wrap represents each month. When the day ends, we tack a photo of a zombie onto the date and pop the bubble. I am, naturally, Chief Zombie Photographer.

昆特更想找到他的父母！这意味着他将更加努力地完成收音机！我必须立即制止一切可能发生的吃昆特的事件，我必须让昆特和怪物们见识到一大堆了不起的东西！”这是我第一次有机会证明我是所有事物的主人、创造者和守护者。 当我想到一个计划时，我会查看日历上的日期。 顺便说一句：我对我们的日历很着迷。 我把它叫做韦克菲尔德约会管家的泡泡包装僵尸。 一张大的气泡纸代表每个月。 当一天结束的时候，我们把一张僵尸的照片贴在日期上，然后戳破泡沫。 我自然是首席僵尸摄影师。

Anyway, I see it's been exactly one month since the monsters and us humans teamed up to defeat Thrull and stop .e...c. from devouring Earth. And that's the perfect excuse for a massive celebration— monsters and humans having a blast together! First, I tell my human buds. "Guys!" I say. "What do you think about a sort of humans-versusmonsters Olympics? Like, a big bash: games during the day, a big BBQ at night!" Dirk shrugs. June and Quint shoot me dagger eyeballs that say, "NO WAY. MUST WORK ON

不管怎么说，我看到怪物和我们人类联手打败Thrull已经整整一个月了。 防止地球被吞噬这是一个盛大庆祝的完美借口——怪物和人类一起狂欢！首先，我告诉我的人类朋友。 “男人!”我说。“你觉得举办一场人类对抗怪物的奥运会怎么样？” 就像一场盛大的狂欢：白天玩游戏，晚上烧烤！”德克耸了耸肩。 琼和昆特用匕首般的眼神瞪着我，好像在说“没门” 必须继续努力

RADIO. RADIO IMPORTANT. GAMES NOT IMPORTANT." June explains they're building something called a "long-range signal-boosting antenna." Sigh, groan, and crud—curse that stupid, goodfor-nothing radio! Curse it to the seas, I say! But I don't give up and I don't get down (except on the dance floor, where I always get down, 'cause I'm an absolute tornado of rhythmic ridiculousness). Anyway, after a full day of me popping up and bugging my friends about the games nonstop...

收音机。广播重要。游戏并不重要。” 琼解释说，他们正在建造一种叫做“远程信号增强天线”的东西。 唉声叹气，唉声叹气，诅咒那台愚蠢无用的收音机！我说，让它见鬼去吧！但我不会放弃，也不会沮丧（除了在舞池里，我总是会沮丧，因为我是节奏荒谬的绝对龙卷风）。 不管怎么说，我一整天都在不停地烦我的朋友们玩游戏……

June and Quint finally give in after I burst into the tree house and blast them with our supercharged leaf blower. Quint says to June, "A day of fun could

在我冲进树屋用增压吹叶机炸了琼和昆特之后，他们终于屈服了。 昆特对琼说：“开心的一天可以

do us some good... We must let our brains rest sometimes." June, who needs Quint's mega-brain well rested so he can complete the radio, relents as well. And Dirk just shrugs as usual and says, "A'ight." "BOMB!!" I exclaim. "Yes, yes, yes!" In a flash, I'm zip-lining from the tree house to Joe's Pizza—where I announce to the town... Monster friends. I hereby propose the first ever Monsters versus Humans Almighty Ultraimportant tournament games who?

为我们做点好事……我们有时必须让大脑休息一下。” 琼也心软了，他需要昆特的超级大脑得到充分的休息，这样他才能完成收音机。 德克像往常一样耸耸肩说：“好的。” “炸弹! !”我惊叫。“是的，是的，是的！”一瞬间，我从树屋滑到了乔披萨店，在那里我向全镇宣布…… 怪物的朋友。我在此提议有史以来第一次怪物大战人类全能超级重要的比赛谁？