Chapter 11

chapter eleven Neither Quint or Dirk really understand this need I have to rescue June. "We just have to!" I say. "It's the right thing to do." Quint rolls his eyes, and leans over— He likes her. Like, like likes her. Cot that. Argh! I say yes just to shut them up, and then we all agree—we'll go to the school to rescue June.

昆特和德克都没有真正理解我拯救琼的必要性。 “我们必须这么做！”我说。“这是正确的做法。” 昆特翻了个白眼，俯下身去——他喜欢她。 喜欢，喜欢她。床。 啊!我答应只是为了让他们闭嘴，然后我们都同意——我们去学校救琼。

We gather around the big map in the command center to plot a route across town. After some intense debate, we agree on: 1. Down South Street, past the Dozer zone. 2. Across the old bridge, where the Octo-Beast lives (DRIVE FAST HERE!). 3. Around the quarry, where the Stone Tower Monster hangs out. 4. Straight down Main Street, which requires serious driving skills to navigate all the abandoned old cars and undeaders. 5. Up Spring Street to Parker Middle School, where we race inside and I say, "JUNE, I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU! COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!" and June says, "OH, THANK YOU, JACK SULLIVAN! YOU ARE AN AMAZING HERO!" 6. Hop back into Big Mama and cruise back to the tree house, pumping summertime hero jams. 7. Live happily ever after, slaying monsters and living the good life. We all pretty much agree—

我们聚集在指挥中心的大地图周围，绘制出一条穿过城镇的路线。 经过激烈的辩论，我们达成一致意见： 沿着南街，经过推土机区。 2. 穿过那座住着八爪兽的旧桥（在这里开快点！） 3. 在石塔怪物出没的采石场附近。 4. 一直沿着主街走，这需要高超的驾驶技术才能穿过所有被遗弃的旧车和不死人。 5. 沿着春街来到帕克中学，我们跑进去，我说：“琼，我是来救你的！”如果你想活命，就跟我走！”琼说：“哦，谢谢你，杰克·苏利文！”你真是个了不起的英雄！”6. 跳回“大妈妈”，回到树屋，尽情享受夏日的英雄果酱。 7. 从此过上了幸福的生活，杀死怪物，过着美好的生活。 我们都同意

Good plan. Great plaid. Best plan anybody ever had in the history of plans? But what to do about Rover? Quint's working on building him a little Snoopy-style doghouse (monsterhouse?), where Rover can sleep and play with his bone. But the monsterhouse isn't done yet. So I say to Rover (like he can understand me...), "Rover, I have to go do something very important. Post-Apocalyptic Action Hero business. You stay here. And for once, DON'T FOLLOW!"

不错的计划。伟大的格子。计划史上最好的计划？ 但是如何处理Rover呢？ 昆特正在为他建造一个史努比风格的狗屋（怪物屋？），罗佛可以在那里睡觉，玩他的骨头。 但怪物屋还没有完工。 所以我对罗孚说（好像他能听懂我的话一样）：“罗孚，我得去做一件非常重要的事情。 后启示录时代的动作英雄。 你呆在这儿。就这一次，别跟着我！”

Rover makes a super-sad puppy-monster face. "Don't you make that face at me, Rover," I say. "We'll be back in two shakes of a monster's tail." Inside Big Mama, I wrap my fingers around the leather wheel. I can't believe it. It's happening. The moment I've been waiting for. The opportunity to truly be Jack Sullivan, Post-Apocalyptic Action Hero. It's here. And this is it—the big one...

罗孚摆出一副超级悲伤的小狗怪物脸。 “别对我做那个鬼脸，罗孚，”我说。 “我们很快就会回来的。” 在“大妈妈”里面，我把手指绕在皮革轮子上。 我真不敢相信。它的发生。 我等待已久的时刻。 真正成为杰克·苏利文的机会，后世界末日的动作英雄。 这里的。就是这个了，大的那个……

THE RIDE THROUGH MONSTER LAND TO RESCUE JUNE. All right, fellas. Buckle up. It's time to go get my gal. She doesn't even know your name. Shut up. AND WE'RE OFF!!

穿越怪物之地去救琼。 好了，伙计们。系好安全带。 是时候去找我的女朋友了。 她甚至不知道你的名字。 闭嘴。我们出发了！！

At the Old Bridge, I gun it past the Octo-Beast. The Octo-Beast bursts out of the water, flinging his slimy tentacles around! Our bottle-rocket launchers don't fail us— BLAM. BOOM, DE-TENTACLED! At the quarry I burn rubber, pedal to the metal, racing right beneath the giant Stone Tower Monster.

在老桥，我冲过了八爪兽。 八爪兽从水里跳出来，挥动着他那黏糊糊的触手！我们的瓶装火箭发射器不会让我们失望的。 繁荣,DE-TENTACLED !在采石场，我燃烧橡胶，全速前进，就在巨大的石塔怪物下面赛车。