30 Evil Elvis Unmasked

Chapter 30 EVIL ELVIS UNMASKED "I love an eternal flame," Evil Elvis said. "Don't you?" "Ahhhhhhhhh!" Pep fell back as if she had been hit by a strong gust of wind. There was nowhere to run. There were two Elvises on either side of them, and they weren't crying anymore. They had their arms crossed, and they were glowering. "Be ready to throw the Frisbee grenade," Coke whispered to Pep. "This is our chance to get rid of him once and for all." "I've got to hand it to you kids," Evil Elvis said. "I never thought you would make it out of the World of Coke alive. And after you did, I was sure the G-Force Accelerator would be the

“我爱永恒的火焰，”邪恶的埃尔维斯说。 “你不要?”“Ahhhhhhhhh !”佩普向后一倒，仿佛被一阵强风吹了一下。 没有地方可逃。他们两边有两个猫王，他们不再哭了。 他们双臂交叉，怒目而视。 “准备扔飞盘手榴弹，”可口可乐低声对佩普说。 “这是我们一劳永逸地除掉他的机会。” “我不得不称赞你们这些孩子，”邪恶的埃尔维斯说。 “我从没想过你能活着走出可乐世界。 你这么做之后，我确定重力加速器会是

end of you. But here you are. You know what? You've got spunk." Coke was about to say something, but Evil Elvis wasn't done. "I hate spunk," he added. Pep fingered the Frisbee grenade, pushing on the power button. She was waiting for the perfect moment to fling it and hoping that her aim would be true. "Why do you hate us so much?" Coke asked. "We never did anything to you." But Evil Elvis wasn't in the mood to answer questions. He had his own agenda. "It's such a shame that Elvis Presley had to die so young," he said. "The same will be said about you two." Coke looked left and right, searching for an escape path in case Pep missed with the Frisbee grenade, or if it failed to detonate. Pep tightened her grip on the Frisbee. "Who are you, really?" Coke asked. "Why don't you take off that silly mask and show your

你完了。但你在这里。 你知道吗？你很有勇气。” 可口可乐想说点什么，但邪恶的猫王还没说完。 “我讨厌勇气，”他补充说。佩普用手指按着飞盘手榴弹，按下了电源按钮。 她在等待掷球的最佳时机，希望她的目标能够实现。 “你为什么这么恨我们？”可口可乐问道。 “我们从没对你做过什么。” 但是邪恶的埃尔维斯没有心情回答问题。 他有自己的计划。“埃尔维斯·普雷斯利这么年轻就去世了，这真是太遗憾了，”他说。 “你们俩也会落得同样的下场。” 可口可乐左顾右盼，寻找一条逃生之路，以防佩普的飞盘手榴弹没有击中，或者没有引爆。 佩普紧紧抓住飞盘。 “你到底是谁？”可口可乐问道。 “你为什么不摘下那愚蠢的面具，露出你的……

face?" "We all wear a mask, don't we?" said Evil Elvis. "You pretend to be a couple of sweet, innocent kids on vacation with your parents. But you're cold-blooded killers. That's what you are. You killed Archie Clone in Washington, and you nearly killed Dr. Warsaw in Wisconsin." That voice! Coke had heard it before and tried to place it. It sounded strange, like Evil Elvis was trying to disguise his real voice. "What are you going to do to us here?" Coke asked. "Stomp us to death with your blue suede shoes?" Evil Elvis laughed. "No, you would only find some way to escape," he replied. "I'm tired of playing games with you. I have a simpler idea. Do you know what Elvis used to do when he didn't like what was on TV?" "Change the channel?" Coke guessed. "No," said Evil Elvis. "He would shoot the screen."

脸吗?”“我们都戴着面具，不是吗？”邪恶的猫王说。 “你们假装是一对和父母一起度假的天真可爱的孩子。 但你们是冷血杀手。 这就是你。你在华盛顿杀了克隆阿奇，你还差点杀了。 威斯康星州的华沙。”那声音!可口可乐之前就听说过，并试图将其定位。 听起来很奇怪，就像邪恶的猫王试图掩饰他真实的声音。 “你要对我们做什么？”可口可乐问道。 “用你的蓝麂皮鞋把我们踩死？”邪恶的埃尔维斯笑了。 “不，你只会想办法逃跑，”他回答说。 “我厌倦了和你玩游戏。 我有一个更简单的想法。你知道埃尔维斯不喜欢电视节目的时候会怎么做吗？”“换频道？”可口可乐猜。 “不，”邪恶的埃尔维斯说。“他会拍屏幕。”

With that, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pistol. "Now, Pep!" Coke shouted. Pep quickly jumped into position, brought back her arm, and whipped the Frisbee hard at Evil Elvis. The Frisbee hit him on the wrist and ricocheted off, landing in the swimming pool behind him. The gun fell out of his hand and went off when it hit the ground. "You little punks!" shouted Evil Elvis. "Run!" Coke shouted. "Get them!" There was a driveway next to the meditation garden that went alongside Graceland and out to the street. Coke and Pep took off in that direction, pursued by Evil Elvis and four other Elvis impersonators. "Where are we going?" Pep yelled. "I don't know!" Coke yelled back. "Follow me!" When they made it around to the front of the mansion, they had about five steps on the

说着，他把手伸进口袋，掏出一把手枪。 “现在,Pep !”可口可乐喊道。佩普迅速跳到合适的位置，拉回她的手臂，把飞盘狠狠地打在邪恶的埃尔维斯身上。 飞盘击中了他的手腕，弹回来，落在他身后的游泳池里。 枪从他手中掉了下来，落地时走火了。 “你们这些小混混！”邪恶的猫王喊道。 “快跑!”可口可乐喊道。“让他们!”冥想花园旁边有一条车道，沿着雅园一直延伸到街上。 可口可乐和佩普在这个方向上起飞，被邪恶的埃尔维斯和其他四个模仿埃尔维斯的人追赶。 “我们要去哪儿？”Pep喊道。 “我不知道！”可口可乐喊道。 “跟我来!”当他们绕到大厦前面的时候，他们有五个台阶

closest Elvis impersonator. A shuttle bus was waiting to take visitors back across the street. But the twins didn't get on it. With Coke running in front, they dashed across the huge lawn, out the gate, and into Elvis Presley Boulevard. It's a wide street with four lanes of traffic, and cars were whizzing by in both directions. Grabbing his sister's hand, Coke ran out into the street anyway. A blue Toyota swerved out of the way at the last instant and avoided hitting them by inches. There was honking and cursing from the drivers. "Watch out!" "What are you kids, nuts?" Coke and Pep dodged three more cars, almost getting run over several times. One of the cars screeched to a halt and got rear-ended by the truck right behind it. That provided a screen to slow down the Elvises, who were already huffing and puffing. Coke and Pep made it to the other side of the street unscathed.

最接近猫王的模仿者。 一辆穿梭巴士正等着把游客送回街对面。 但那对双胞胎没上。 可乐跑在前面，他们冲过巨大的草坪，出了大门，进入埃尔维斯·普雷斯利大道。 这是一条宽阔的街道，有四条车道，汽车从两个方向呼啸而过。 科克抓住妹妹的手，跑到街上。 一辆蓝色的丰田汽车在最后一刻突然闪开，险些撞上他们。 司机们不停地按喇叭和咒骂。 “小心!”“你们是什么孩子，傻瓜？”可口可乐和佩普又躲过了三辆车，几次差点被碾过。 其中一辆汽车急刹车，被紧跟其后的卡车追尾。 这给已经喘不过气来的猫王们提供了一个掩护。 可口可乐和佩普安然无恙地来到了街的另一边。

"Come on!" Coke said to his sister. "We can hide in the RV!" Pep turned around for a moment to look behind. The Elvises were still trying to cross the street. The twins ran past several souvenir stores, around the back of the Heartbreak Hotel, and into the campground behind it. It took them a minute or two to find their RV among the dozens of them parked out there, many of them looking identical. Coke yanked open the side door, thankful that their parents usually forgot to lock it, and climbed inside. Pep slammed the door behind them. They got down on the floor so they couldn't be seen through any windows. They were breathing heavily and sweating, their hearts pounding. "You were supposed to—" "Shhhhhhhhh!" Pep warned her brother. "He might hear us!"

“来吧!”可乐对他的妹妹说。 “我们可以躲在房车里！”佩普回头看了一会儿。 猫王一家还在试图过马路。 这对双胞胎跑过了几家纪念品商店，绕着心碎旅馆的后面，跑进了旅馆后面的露营地。 他们花了一两分钟才在停在外面的几十辆车中找到了他们的房车，其中许多车看起来一模一样。 科克猛地打开侧门，感谢父母经常忘记锁门，爬了进去。 佩普在他们身后砰地关上了门。 他们躲在地板上，这样别人就看不到他们了。 他们喘着粗气，满头大汗，心跳加速。 “你应该——”“嘘——嘘！”佩普警告了她的哥哥。 “他会听到我们的！”