7 I’m Getting Married in the Morning

7. I'M GETTING MARRIED IN THE MORNING The Hooligans mended The Fat Penguin, and carried on with the fruitless search for Camicazi for a day or so more (this time being very careful to camp on the Island of the Quiet Life, in a camping-spot with loads of jellyfish but no ghosts, Berserks or Uglithugs). Stoick the Vast then sent a Carrier-dragon to Big-Boobied Bertha with the sad news that they couldn't find Camicazi anywhere, and they returned home to Berk. UG the Uglithug hadn't said that Hiccup had to collect the honey all on his own, so Stoick the Vast decided that the chances of the Quest to Collect Honey from the Island of Berserk being successful would be greatly improved if all the Warriors in the Hooligan Tribe joined Hiccup in a midnight Dragon-riding raid on the island. So this is why the next evening all twelve Vikings

7. 流氓们修好了胖企鹅号，又花了一天多的时间毫无结果地寻找卡米卡齐（这次他们非常小心地在宁静生活岛上露营，那里有很多水母，但没有鬼魂、狂暴者或丑八怪）。 然后，巨人斯托伊克派了一条巨龙去找大咪咪伯莎，告诉她他们在任何地方都找不到卡米卡兹的不幸消息，然后他们回到了伯克岛的家。 Uglithug并没有说Hiccup必须自己收集蜂蜜，所以Stoick the Vast决定，如果Hooligan部落的所有勇士都加入Hiccup，在午夜骑龙突袭狂暴岛，那么从狂暴岛收集蜂蜜的任务成功的机会将大大提高。 所以这就是为什么第二天晚上所有十二个维京人

on the Warrior Training Programme were standing to attention in a raggedy line in front of Gobber the Belch, the teacher in charge of the Pirate Training Programme on Berk, dressed in their black night-time flying gear, in front of the Almost Wood around Huge Hill, the highest point on Berk. 'LISTEN UP, GUYS!' roared Gobber the Belch, 'on account of young Hiccup here being a Fiancé…' Jeers and smoochy noises from the line. 'Hiccup and Tantrum up a tree… K-I-S-S-I-N-G…' taunted Clueless, an ignorant young bruiser with ears that stuck out like a jug. 'Hey, Hiccup, what's it like to be in lu-u-urve…?' sneered Tuffnut Junior. 'Your eyes are like two pools of green… Your hair's the reddest I've ever seen,' chanted Speedifist. 'HA HA HA HA HA!' Everybody roared with laughter, as Hiccup turned blood scarlet. 'I don't see why

战士训练计划的学员们衣衫褴褛地站在负责博克海盗训练计划的老师戈贝尔面前，他穿着黑色的夜间飞行装备，站在博克岛最高点巨山周围的“几乎森林”前面。 “听着，伙计们！”打嗝的戈伯吼道，“因为小嗝嗝是我们的未婚夫……” “在树上打嗝和发脾气……K-I-S-S-I-N-G……”笨手笨脚的年轻人嘲讽道，他的耳朵像罐子一样伸出来。 “嘿，小嗝嗝，在u-u-urve是什么感觉？”小塔夫纳特讥笑道。 “你的眼睛就像两滩绿色……你的头发是我见过最红的。” “哈哈哈哈哈哈！”大家哄堂大笑，小嗝嗝的脸涨得通红。 “我不明白为什么

we ALL have to risk our lives just because the Useless is weak enough to fall in lu-u-urve…' sneered Snotlout. 'He should be ashamed of himself, writing poetry that soppy… and his poetry is pants!' 'SILENCE!' yelled Gobber. 'This is a good chance to practise your Dragon-riding skills, Snotlout. Now, Berserk is one of the most dangerous places in the Archipelago, because Berserks are the most terrifying Warriors in the world. We must avoid capture at all costs. So you will be riding your dragon AT SPEED in the darkness while trying to avoid trees. Not as easy as it sounds.' The young Warriors hadn't been Dragon-riding in the air for long. Dragon-riding is a very complicated skill, and it has to be learnt in stages. You had to learn not only to direct your dragon to the left and right, but also up and down

我们都得冒着生命危险，就因为没用的东西太弱了，会摔成u形……” “他应该为自己感到羞耻，他的诗写得那么多情……他的诗太烂了！”“安静!戈伯喊道。 “这是练习你骑龙技巧的好机会，鼻涕精。 狂暴战士是群岛上最危险的地方之一，因为狂暴战士是世界上最可怕的战士。 我们必须不惜一切代价避免被捕。 所以你将在黑暗中骑着你的龙，同时试图避开树木。 不像听起来那么容易。”年轻的勇士们并没有在空中骑龙太久。 骑龙是一项非常复杂的技能，必须分阶段学习。 你不仅要学会指挥你的龙左右移动，还要学会上下移动

vertically through the air, often at extraordinary speed. Dragons are such magnificent flyers that it takes years to master gliding, diving, flying backwards, flying in formation, looping the loop, and all the other aeronautic stunts that a dragon performs naturally in the wild. 'NOW!' roared Gobber. 'This is a training exercise! I have hung gourds from the trees to represent honey that you have to collect. You have to weave through the trees, collecting as much honey as you can, and then return here to the finishing line. Meanwhile I will be pretending to be a Poison- Darting-Scarer-cum-Berserk.'* *Poison-Darters and Scarers were dangerous dragons that were known to be living in the Berserk Forest. 'Nice disguise, sir,' said Fishlegs. 'Thank you, Fishlegs,' said Gobber. Gobber the Belch's Berserk disguise consisted of covering himself in war paint and putting a large pair of his own furry underpants on his head. He was

垂直地在空中飞行，通常以极快的速度 龙是如此壮观的飞行者，它需要数年时间才能掌握滑翔、潜水、向后飞行、编队飞行、回旋飞行，以及所有其他龙在野外自然表演的飞行特技。 “现在!”戈伯吼道。“这是一次训练演习！”我把葫芦挂在树上，代表你要采集的蜂蜜。 你得穿过树林，尽可能多地收集蜂蜜，然后回到终点线。 与此同时，我将假装成一个投毒的惊吓狂。“毒箭龙和惊吓龙是生活在狂暴森林里的危险龙。 “伪装得不错，先生。”鱼腿说。 “谢谢你，鱼腿。”戈伯说。 打嗝哥伯的狂暴伪装包括在自己身上涂上战争颜料，并在他的头上套上一条他自己的毛茸茸的大内裤。 他是

carrying a bow loaded with arrows tipped with sticky blue woad. 'Now,' said Gobber, frowning pompously. 'If I catch you, or you get hit by one of these arrows, you can consider yourself deader than dodos if you were in a real-life Berserk Honey-Collecting Situation.' He cleared his throat. 'ON TO YOUR DRAGONS!' roared Gobber the Belch. Hiccup's Riding-Dragon was an anxious, untidy Windwalker with raggedy ears and even more raggedy wings. 'Toothless got a tummy-ache,' whined Toothless. He WAS looking a little greener around the face than normal, but of course it was quite difficult to tell, because he was as green as the green green grass already, and he had just done five cartwheels in the air in a row, because he was feeling a little bored with all this TALKING going on. 'Well stop doing somersaults then,' Hiccup suggested. 'GO!!!!' roared Gobber, blasting on his horn. Hiccup did all right in the exercise. The Windwalker was a little clumsy, but very fast at flying through the trees. Poor old Fishlegs had some difficulties. His

拿着一把箭，箭头粘着蓝色的木棍。 “好了，”戈伯说，傲慢地皱着眉头。 “如果我抓住了你，或者你被其中一支箭击中了，如果你在现实生活中的疯狂采蜜场景中，你可以认为自己比渡渡鸟还死。”他清了清嗓子。 “去你的龙！”嗝哥吼道。 小嗝嗝的飞龙是一个焦虑、不整洁的风行者，耳朵破烂不堪，翅膀更破烂不堪。 “无牙肚子疼，”无牙抱怨道。 他的脸看上去比平时绿了一点，但当然很难分辨出来，因为他已经和绿草一样绿了，而且他刚刚在空中连续翻了五个侧手翻，因为他对这一切谈话感到有点厌烦。 “那就别翻筋斗了，”小嗝嗝建议道。 “走吧! !戈伯大声吼道，吹响了喇叭。 小嗝嗝在练习中表现得很好。 风行者有点笨手笨脚，但在穿过树林时飞得很快。 可怜的老鱼腿遇到了一些困难。 他的

Chickenpoxer was a cross little thing and reared around all the time, trying to buck Fishlegs off. Not to mention the fact that Fishlegs was allergic to it, so kept sneezing like a maniac. And then Gobber, who was really enjoying himself, his red pork-pie face screaming like a banshee underneath those ridiculous furry underpants, sneaked up behind Fishlegs and let out an ear-splitting, rib-cracking, head-ringing HOWL that would have done credit to a REAL Poison-Darter, Scarer or Berserk. 'Aiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!' screeched Fishlegs and with a cross little Shetland- pony snort the Chickenpoxer careered wildly out of control through the Almost Wood, ploughing through branches and narrowly avoiding bushes and completely flattening a tender young rowan tree that had survived the Great Storm by a whisker, and eventually charging head-first SPLAT into the trunk of a really-quite-sturdy

鸡粉是一个脾气暴躁的小东西，它一直在周围竖起来，想把鱼腿折断。 更不用说鱼腿对它过敏，所以一直像疯子一样打喷嚏。 然后，戈伯真的很开心，他那张红色的猪馅饼脸在可笑的毛茸茸的内裤下面像女妖一样尖叫着，他偷偷溜到鱼腿后面，发出一声震耳欲聋、肋骨裂开、耳鸣的嚎叫，这是一个真正的毒箭手、惊吓专家或狂暴者的标志。 “Aiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee !鱼腿尖声叫道，“鸡力”发出一声刺耳的小得兰矮种马的鼻息，失去了控制，狂奔着穿过“险情树林”，犁过树枝，勉强避开灌木丛，把一棵在大风暴中幸免于难的嫩罗盘树完全压倒了，最后一头撞在一棵非常结实的树的树干上