14 A Little Lesson From Camicazi

14. A LITTLE LESSON FROM CAMICAZI IN CAUSING CHAOS AND CONFUSION A few minutes earlier, the Alvinsmen had run out on to the platform above the icy sea and scanned the waters below for any sign of Hiccup. 'He won't be able to hold his breath for long!' shrieked Alvin. 'Get the Bullguards' searchlights steady on the water!' Hundreds of hovering Bullguards illuminated the sea around the Great Hall, revealing a heaving mass of Winterfleshers in a feeding frenzy. 'Look, Alvin, my darling! They're eating something!' sang the witch happily. 'It must be the boy!' 'I want evidence!' shrieked Alvin. 'I want a body! Anyway, that's not Hiccup, that's my new cloak, it fell off earlier…' Recently freed by Snotlout, Gobber and the Dragonmarkers peered out the Great Hall door, uncertain whether to attack or escape. There were twenty-two of them, which wasn't really enough to put up a good fight in a straight battle with thousands and thousands of Alvinsmen.

14. 卡米卡齐制造混乱的一个小教训几分钟前，阿尔文兄弟跑到冰冷海面上的平台上，仔细观察下面的海水，看有没有小嗝嗝的迹象。 “他不会憋气太久的！”阿尔文尖叫道。 “让牛头警卫队的探照灯对准水面！”数百个盘旋的牛头守卫照亮了礼堂周围的海面，露出了一群正在疯狂进食的冬兽。 “瞧，阿尔文，我亲爱的！”他们在吃东西！女巫高兴地唱着。 “一定是那个男孩！”“我要证据！”阿尔文尖叫道。 “我要一个人！”不管怎么说，那不是小嗝嗝，那是我的新斗篷，它刚才掉下来了……”戈伯和龙的标记队刚刚被鼻涕鼻子解救出来，他们朝礼堂门外张望，不知道是该进攻还是该逃跑。 他们有二十二个人，这并不足以在与成千上万的阿尔文人的直接战斗中打得很好。

'Wait…' hissed the witch, stiffening as if something had stung her. 'What's that?' From nowhere at all came the disembodied sound of somebody singing the Hooligan National Anthem. 'Up with your SWORD and strike at the GALE… 'RIDE the rough SEAS for those WAVES are your HOME…' 'I know that voice!' spat the witch. 'Surely it can't be… Surely it can't be Valhallarama???' On the song went, as jolly and as happy and unconcerned as if the singer were singing round the campfire on Berk. 'WINTERS may FREEZE but our HEARTS do not FAIL… '…HOOLIGAN… HEARTS… FOREVER!' Alvin, too, had frozen. 'But… that means the Dragonmarkers have found our war bunker!' 'Impossible!' screeched the witch. 'Unbelievable! Inconceivable!'

“等等……”女巫嘶嘶地说，好像有什么东西刺痛了她。 “那是什么?”不知从哪里传来一个人在唱流氓国歌的声音。 “举起你的剑，向大风猛击……”“乘风破浪，因为海浪是你的家园……”“我认得那声音！”女巫啐了一口。 “肯定不可能是……肯定不可能是瓦尔哈拉罗摩——？”歌声继续着，欢快、快乐、无忧无虑，就像歌手围着伯克岛的营火唱歌一样。 “冬天可能会寒冷，但我们的心不会衰竭…………流氓……心……永远！”阿尔文也冻住了。 “但是……那意味着龙的标记已经发现了我们的战争地堡！”“不可能的!女巫尖声说。 “真是难以置信!不可思议!”

But the next words were shouted, and to everyone's ears they were clearly the booming, clear, distinctive tones of VALHALLARAMA the Mighty, Valhallarama the Terrible, Valhallarama the Great and Magnificent Warrior. 'ATTTACCCCKKKKKKKKK!' roared the voice of Valhallarama. 'DRAGONMARKERS ATTAACCKKKKKKKK!' Down swooped the Deadly Shadow in his invisible dive. Camicazi must have had the luck of a drunk or foolish person, for how the Deadly Shadow made it through that complicated mess of Bullguard lightning bolts without being struck was an absolute miracle. The witch went even whiter than normal. 'Valhallarama's forces…' she whispered. 'Quick… Counter-attack! Man the barricades!' Pandemonium ensued, with the Alvinsmen rushing for their weapons and firing randomly in the air as something enormous and invisible swooped down, sank a couple of lightning bolts into the Great Hall, and soared upwards again. Fishlegs opened his eyes shakily. 'OK, Camicazi, I have to admit, that was kind of brilliant.'

但接下来的几个字被喊出来了，每个人的耳朵里都清晰地听到了英勇的瓦尔哈拉拉马、可怕的瓦尔哈拉拉马、伟大的瓦尔哈拉拉马的响亮、清晰、独特的音调。 “ATTTACCCCKKKKKKKKK !瓦尔哈拉拉马的声音吼道。 “DRAGONMARKERS ATTAACCKKKKKKKK !”“死亡之影”隐形俯冲而下。 卡米卡齐的运气一定像个醉汉或傻瓜，因为“死亡之影”能在牛头卫队的复杂闪电中安然无恙，这绝对是个奇迹。 女巫变得比平时更白了。 “瓦尔哈拉拉马的军队……” “快……反击!布置路障！”接着是一片混乱，阿尔文家的人赶紧拿起武器，向空中胡乱射击，一个巨大的、看不见的东西俯冲下来，在礼堂里打了两道闪电，然后又飞了上去。 鱼腿颤抖地睁开眼睛。 “好吧，卡米卡兹，我不得不承认，你的想法太棒了。”

'You see,' grinned Camicazi, 'we're an army! We're an entire Dragonmarker army…' She winked at him cheekily. 'Watch this…' Camicazi took out a handful of little grey pebbles and flung them in six different directions. They sailed through the air, just normal little grey pebbles… but when they landed… BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! The little pebbles exploded, creating the impression that the town was being attacked in six different places, by six different dragons, all at the same time. BOOOOOOOOOM! The sixth pebble caused a very large explosion indeed, as it scored a direct hit on Alvin's armoury and hit the blacksmith's fire burning merrily away in the middle. 'HOOOLIGANS FOREVER!' bellowed Camicazi, in what was supposed to be an impression of Stoick the Vast. Even with the help of the helmet, it came out a bit squeaky. 'Your Stoick impression isn't as good as your Valhallarama,' advised Fishlegs. 'It's about as convincing as your blond moustache.' Blind panic came over the Alvinsmen. 'They're using Stealth Dragons!' roared Alvin

“你看，”卡米卡齐笑着说，“我们是一支军队！我们是整个龙马克军团……”她厚脸皮地朝他眨了眨眼睛。 “看这个……”卡米卡齐拿出一把灰色的小鹅卵石，朝六个不同的方向扔去。 它们在空中飞行，只是普通的灰色小鹅卵石……但是当它们降落时……砰！繁荣!繁荣!小鹅卵石爆炸了，给人的印象是，小镇在六个不同的地方，被六条不同的龙同时袭击了。 BOOOOOOOOOM !第六块石头确实引起了巨大的爆炸，因为它直接击中了阿尔文的军械库，也击中了铁匠在中间欢快地燃烧着的火。 “HOOOLIGANS永远!卡米卡齐怒吼道，据说这是对巨人斯托伊克的模仿。 即使有头盔的帮助，它还是有点吱吱作响。 “你对斯托伊克的印象不如你对瓦尔哈拉罗玛的印象好，”鱼腿建议道。 “就像你的金发小胡子一样令人信服。”阿尔文森一家陷入了盲目的恐慌。 “他们在用隐形龙！”阿尔文吼道

the Treacherous. 'Fire randomly in the air because we won't be able to see them coming! They're coming from the air you fools, the air!' But it appeared these Dragonmarkers were attacking from the land as well. 'ATTTACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!' yelled Gobber the Belch. And the Dragonmarkers that Snotlout had released leapt from the Great Hall and began to fight the Alvinsmen. They were massively outnumbered of course, but fortunately most of the Alvinsmen army had already launched into the air on dragonback to counter an entirely imaginary Stealth Dragon assault. They shot randomly in the air, mostly hitting Bullguards, who then thought they had been hit by Dragonmarkers and started shooting back. So began the Battle Underneath the Waterfall, which, thanks to Camicazi's brilliance at causing chaos and confusion, mostly consisted of Alvinsmen and Bullguards fighting each other rather than the enemy.

危险的。“随意向空中开火，因为我们看不到他们过来！”它们是从空中来的，你们这些傻瓜，是从空中来的！”但这些龙的标记似乎也在陆地上攻击。 “ATTTACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK !打嗝的高伯喊道。 鼻鼻子释放的龙的标记从礼堂里跳了出来，开始和阿尔文家的人战斗。 他们当然寡不敌众，但幸运的是，大多数阿尔文森的军队已经在龙背上发射升空，以对抗完全虚构的隐形龙的袭击。 他们向空中胡乱射击，大多击中了牛头卫，牛头卫以为他们被龙的标记击中了，开始还击。 于是，瀑布下的战斗开始了，由于卡米卡齐在制造混乱和混乱方面的才华，这场战斗主要是由阿尔文人和牛头卫队相互战斗而不是敌人。