1 The 104-Storey Treehouse

ANDY GRIFFITHS The 104-STOREY TREEHOUSE TERRY DENTON

CHAPTER 1 THE 104-STOREY TREEHOUSE Hi, my name is Andy (moan). Q Who am I? A Andy (I just told you that!).

This is my friend Terry (groan). We live in a tree (moan, groan).

Q What did the rock say when it rolled into the tree? A Nothing—rocks don't talk.

Well, when I say 'tree', I mean treehouse. And when I say 'treehouse', I don't just mean any old treehouse—I mean a 104-storey treehouse! (It used to be a 91-storey treehouse, but we've added another 13 storeys.) Q Which side of a tree has the most leaves? A The outside. So what are you waiting for?

Come on up!