9 The Chip Thief

CHAPTER 9 THE CHIP THIEF The good thing about a high-security potato chip storage facility is that it keeps your chips safe from chip thieves. The bad thing about a high-security potato chip storage facility is that it can be quite hard to get into, even for the rightful owner of the chips.

高度安全的薯片储存设施的好处是，它可以保护你的薯片免受薯片窃贼的盗窃。 高安全性薯片储存设施的缺点是很难进入，即使对薯片的合法所有者来说也是如此。

First you have to tiptoe through 1000 loaded mousetraps without getting snapped… And then you have to evade a deadly network of 100 laser beams…

首先，你必须蹑手蹑脚地穿过1000个装满老鼠的陷阱，然后你必须避开100束激光束的致命网络。

Next you have to avoid getting crushed to death by a 10-tonne weight…

接下来你必须避免被10吨重的重物压死…

And then, if you survive all that, you have to…

然后，如果你熬过了这一切，你必须……