7 Cowduggery!

CHAPTER 7 COWDUGGERY! All the Andys land in a big sprawling pile… but I land headfirst in a nearby prickle bush. The Andys are groaning and yelling and shouting as they try to untangle themselves. Some of them are angry.

第七章骗术！所有的安迪都落在了一大堆乱七八糟的东西上，但我头朝前落在了附近的刺树丛里。 安迪兄弟一边呻吟着，一边大喊大叫，试图挣脱。 他们中的一些人很生气。

Some are laughing. And some are crying. Which is understandable. They've—I mean, we've—all had a pretty big fall. Mr Big Shot crawls out from under the pile of Andys and stands in front of them, his hands on his hips. 'Which one of you clowns is the real Andy?' he demands.

有些人在笑。有些人在哭。 这是可以理解的。他们，我是说，我们都跌得很惨。 大腕先生从一堆安迪的下面爬出来，站在他们面前，双手叉腰。 “你们这些小丑哪一个才是真正的安迪？”他问道。

'Me!' they all shout. 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Me!' 'Let me put it another way then,' growls Mr Big Shot, rolling up his sleeves. 'Nobody destroys my set and gets away with it. So which one of you wants to die first?'

“我!他们都喊道。“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“我!“那我换一种说法吧，”大腕先生卷起袖子咆哮道。 没有人毁了我的录音还能逃脱惩罚。 那么你们谁想先死呢？”

'Not me!' shout the Andys. 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' 'Not me!' I know at this point I should come out of hiding and rescue the Andys but, hey, I don't want to die any more than they do. And it's their own fault, after all. I mean, I did try to stop them.

“不是我!安迪兄弟喊道。 “不是我!“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”“不是我！”我知道在这个时候我应该出来救安迪，但是，嘿，我不想死得比他们多。 毕竟这是他们自己的错。 我是说，我试过阻止他们。

'I don't think any of them are the real Andy,' says Jill, studying the Andy clones carefully. 'I know him pretty well and none of these Andys look quite right.' 'Then where is he?' says Mr Big Shot.

“我认为他们没有一个是真正的安迪，”吉尔说，仔细研究着安迪的克隆体。 “我很了解他，这些安迪看上去都不太对劲儿。“那么他在哪里？”大腕先生说。

'Probably hiding,' says Mel Gibbon. 'He obviously put the Andys up to this to disrupt the filming. Pretty low trick to get a bunch of clueless clones to do your dirty work for you—but that's obviously the sort of person he is.' 'Well, he'll find out what sort of person I am if he ever dares to show his face around here again,' says Mr Big Shot, pulling his cameras and camera operators from the pile. 'Come on, you lot,' he barks. 'We've got to rebuild that observation deck and get this movie back on track. Let's go!'

“可能是躲起来了，”梅尔·吉本说。 “很明显，他让安迪兄弟这么做是为了干扰拍摄。 让一群愚蠢的克隆人替你干脏活真是低级的把戏，但很明显他就是这种人。“好吧，如果他敢再在这里露面，他就会知道我是什么样的人了。”大佬先生说着，从堆里拿出他的相机和摄像师。 “来吧，你们这些家伙，”他吼道。 我们得重建观景台，让这部电影重回正轨。 我们走吧!”