6 Trouble in Andyland

CHAPTER 6 TROUBLE IN ANDYLAND Ah, that's better. Thanks for waiting. Now, where was I? Let me see… Ah, yes, I remember now.

第六章安迪兰的麻烦啊，好多了。 让你久等了。现在，我说到哪儿了？ 让我想想……啊，对了，我想起来了。

Mr Big Shot kicked me out of the treehouse… and I landed in a puddle… and we had a big fight… and I sucked it up… and then I had to go to the bathroom. But what now? Where can I go? I can't hang out with Terry because he's too busy being a big shot Hollywood movie star. And I can't hang out with Jill because she's too busy helping to wrangle the animals for the movie.

大佬先生把我踢出了树屋，我掉到了水坑里，我们大吵了一架，我忍着，然后我去了洗手间。 但现在呢？我能去哪里？ 我不能和特里出去玩，因为他忙着做好莱坞的大明星。 我不能和吉尔出去玩，因为她忙着帮着为电影找动物。

Hang on, I know who I can hang out with… a bunch of the funniest, smartest and best-looking guys in the world. Yep, you guessed it—I'm off to… ANDYLAND! I'll have lots of friends here because everybody is me! As the sign says, it's The Andy-est Place on Earth.

等等，我知道我可以和谁一起玩，一群世界上最有趣、最聪明、最帅的家伙。 是的，你猜对了——我要去……乐园！我在这里会有很多朋友，因为每个人都是我！就像招牌上写的，这里是地球上最安静的地方。

'Hi, Andy!' I say to the Andy guarding the gate. 'Who goes there?' he says. 'It's me,' I say. 'Who?' 'Andy!'

嗨,安迪!我对看守大门的安迪说。 “谁去那儿？”他说。 “是我，”我说。“谁?“安迪!”

'I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some identification,' he says. 'But you only have to look at me!' I say. 'I look exactly like you.' He shrugs. 'I know,' he says, 'but we're being extra careful. We had some cows try to sneak in disguised as Andys the other day.' 'Cows?' I say.

他说：“恐怕我需要看一些身份证明。” “但你只要看着我就行了！”我说。 “我和你长得一模一样。”他耸了耸肩。 “我知道，”他说，“但我们会格外小心。 前几天有几头奶牛试图伪装成安迪溜进来。“牛?”我说。

'Yeah,' says the guard, shaking his head. 'Go figure. But don't worry, we caught them, milked them and sent them on their way.' 'Wow, I had no idea cows could be so sneaky,' I say. 'Yep,' says the guard. 'Which is why I'm going to need proof that you're a true Andy and not an impostor.'

“是的，”警卫摇着头说。 的图。不过别担心，我们抓住了它们，给它们挤了奶，送它们上路了。“哇，我不知道牛会这么鬼鬼祟祟，”我说。 “是的，”卫兵说。“所以我需要证据证明你是真正的安迪，而不是冒牌货。”