6 Trouble in Andyland

CHAPTER 6 TROUBLE IN ANDYLAND Ah, that's better. Thanks for waiting. Now, where was I? Let me see… Ah, yes, I remember now.

Mr Big Shot kicked me out of the treehouse… and I landed in a puddle… and we had a big fight… and I sucked it up… and then I had to go to the bathroom. But what now? Where can I go? I can't hang out with Terry because he's too busy being a big shot Hollywood movie star. And I can't hang out with Jill because she's too busy helping to wrangle the animals for the movie.

Hang on, I know who I can hang out with… a bunch of the funniest, smartest and best-looking guys in the world. Yep, you guessed it—I'm off to… ANDYLAND! I'll have lots of friends here because everybody is me! As the sign says, it's The Andy-est Place on Earth.

'Hi, Andy!' I say to the Andy guarding the gate. 'Who goes there?' he says. 'It's me,' I say. 'Who?' 'Andy!'

'I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some identification,' he says. 'But you only have to look at me!' I say. 'I look exactly like you.' He shrugs. 'I know,' he says, 'but we're being extra careful. We had some cows try to sneak in disguised as Andys the other day.' 'Cows?' I say.

'Yeah,' says the guard, shaking his head. 'Go figure. But don't worry, we caught them, milked them and sent them on their way.' 'Wow, I had no idea cows could be so sneaky,' I say. 'Yep,' says the guard. 'Which is why I'm going to need proof that you're a true Andy and not an impostor.'