2 Treehouse The Movie

CHAPTER 2 TREEHOUSE: THE MOVIE If you're like most of our readers, you're probably wondering if we're ever going to make a Treehouse movie. Well… guess what? We're making one right now!

第二章树屋：电影如果你和我们的大多数读者一样，你可能想知道我们是否会拍一部关于树屋的电影。 你猜怎么着？我们正在做一个！

We've got lights… cameras… chairs with our names on the backs… and a big shot Hollywood movie director called Mr Big Shot calling the shots…

我们有灯光、摄像机、背有我们名字的椅子，还有一个叫“大腕先生”的好莱坞大导演在发号施令。

'CUT!' yells Mr Big Shot. 'That's BORING!' 'But that's how I always start the book,' I say.

“切!大腕先生喊道。这是无聊!“可我总是这样开头的，”我说。

'This is NOT a book,' barks Mr Big Shot through his megaphone. 'It's a MOVIE!' 'Well, yes,' I say, 'I know that and you know that, but I was just explaining it to the readers…'

“这不是一本书，”大腕先生通过他的扩音器吼道。 “这是一部电影！”“嗯，是的，”我说，“我知道，你也知道，但我只是在向读者解释……”

'Readers?' barks Mr Big Shot. 'I'm not interested in readers! I make MOVIES for movie fans who want ACTION, EXCITEMENT and THRILLS, not talking! Who are you, anyway?' 'I'm Andy,' I say. 'I'm the narrator.' 'Narrator?' says Mr Big Shot. 'We don't need a narrator.'

“读者?大腕先生叫道。 “我对读者不感兴趣！我为那些想要动作，刺激和刺激的影迷制作电影，而不是说话！你到底是谁？“我是安迪，”我说。 “我是叙述者。“旁白?大腕先生说。 “我们不需要旁白。”

'But I'm also one of the main characters.' 'Hmmm,' says Mr Big Shot, frowning. 'What about that other guy? The funny one with the curly hair. Where's he?' 'Here he comes now,' I say, as Terry runs onto the set with his pants on fire.

但我也是主角之一。“嗯，”大腕先生皱着眉头说。 “那另一个人呢？” 那个有趣的卷头发的。 他在哪儿?“他来了，”我说，这时特里裤子着火了，跑向摄影棚。