13 The Last Chapter

CHAPTER 13 THE LAST CHAPTER We get back to the treehouse and sit on the couch. 'So what do we do now?' I say. 'I don't know,' says Terry. 'What did we used to do before we were about to be movie stars?' 'Beats me,' I say.

第十三章最后一章我们回到树屋，坐在沙发上。 “那我们现在该怎么办？”我说。 “我不知道，”特里说。 “在我们即将成为电影明星之前，我们都做些什么？”“我不知道，”我说。

'You used to make books together,' says Jill. 'You wrote the words, Andy, and Terry, you drew the pictures.' The video phone rings. 'Uh-oh,' I say. 'That will be Mr Big Nose. He's probably heard about the movie. He's not going to be happy.' 'You answer it, Andy,' says Terry. 'I'm not answering it,' I say. 'I'm scared.' 'Me too,' says Terry. 'Let's hide behind the couch.' Jill sighs. 'I'll do it,' she says.

“你们过去常一起写书。”吉尔说。 “是你写的字，安迪，特里，是你画的画。”视频电话响了。 “哦哦，”我说。“那是大鼻子先生。 他可能听说过这部电影。 他不会高兴的。“你去接吧，安迪，”特里说。 “我不接，”我说。 “我很害怕。“我也是，”特里说。 “我们躲到沙发后面去吧。”吉尔叹了口气。 她说：“我会做的。”

Jill answers the video phone and Mr Big Nose's face fills the screen. He looks bigger and crosser than ever. 'WHERE'S ANDY AND TERRY?' he yells. 'They're hiding behind the couch,' says Jill. 'I'm not surprised,' yells Mr Big Nose. 'I heard those clowns ruined the movie!' 'It wasn't their fault,' says Jill. 'It was the cows. They copied all the ideas and made their own movie.' 'COWS?!' yells Mr Big Nose. I jump up. 'Yes,' I say. 'Cows! But these were no ordinary cows. They were spy cows! I tried to warn

吉尔接了视频电话，大鼻子先生的脸出现在屏幕上。 他看起来比以前更高大，更暴躁。 “安迪和特里在哪儿？”他喊道。 “他们躲在沙发后面。”吉尔说。 “我一点也不惊讶，”大鼻子先生喊道。 “我听说那些小丑毁了这部电影！”“那不是他们的错，”吉尔说。 “是奶牛。他们复制了所有的创意，制作了自己的电影。“牛? !大鼻子先生喊道。 我跳了起来。“是的，”我说。“牛!但这些奶牛并不是普通的。 它们是间谍牛！我试图警告

everybody, but no one would listen to me, not even Terry.' Terry jumps up from behind the couch. 'That's not fair, Andy,' he says. 'You were covered in prickles and had a cowpat on your head. You can't blame us for thinking it was just another one of your crazy schemes to wreck the movie, like the scribbling, the flying plates and the Andy invasion.' 'What?' yells Mr Big Nose. 'You tried to wreck the movie?!'

可是没有人愿意听我的话，包括特里。”特里从沙发后面跳了起来。 “这不公平，安迪，”他说。 “你浑身都是刺，头上还戴着牛冠。 你不能怪我们认为这只是你破坏电影的另一个疯狂计划，就像涂鸦，飞盘子和安迪入侵一样。“什么?大鼻子先生喊道。 “你想破坏这部电影？！”

'No,' I say. 'I tried to save the movie. The plates and the scribbletorium explosion were both accidents. And I tried to stop the Andys, but they wouldn't listen to me either. And by the way, I also practically saved the entire planet from being empuddled by a giant puddle!' 'THAT'S ENOUGH!' says Mr Big Nose. 'This whole explanation is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. In fact, it's so ridiculous it sounds like the plot of one of your books. Speaking of which, if I can't have a movie then I'll have a book instead. By midnight tonight. Without fail. Or else! GOODBYE!'

“不，”我说。“我试图挽救这部电影。 车牌和涂鸦馆爆炸都是意外。 我想阻止安迪兄弟，但他们也不听我的。 顺便说一下，我还几乎拯救了整个星球，使其免于被一个巨大的水坑坑！“够了！”大鼻子先生说。 “这整个解释是我听过的最荒谬的事情。 事实上，这太荒谬了，听起来就像你书里的情节。 说到这个，如果我不能看电影，那我就看一本书吧。 今晚午夜之前。没有失败。 否则!再见!”

'Well,' says Terry, 'that all seemed to work out quite nicely.' 'Yeah,' I say, 'except that we've got to write a book by midnight.' 'No problem!' says Terry. 'Midnight it is. Hang on… Wait a minute…

“嗯，”特里说，“一切似乎都很顺利。“是的，”我说，“只是我们得在午夜之前写一本书。”“没问题！”特里说。 “现在是午夜。等一下……