10 Andy Versus Terry

CHAPTER 10 ANDY VERSUS TERRY I storm out of my high-security potato chip storage facility and into the kitchen. Terry and Mel Gibbon are making popcorn with the lid off the pot. Freshly popped popcorn is popping

in all directions while Mr Big Shot and his crew film the whole thing. 'Hey, chip thief!' I yell at Terry. 'You stole my chips!' 'No, I didn't,' says Terry. 'Why would I want to steal your stinky old chips? I'm a movie star now and I can have all the chips I want!'

'Yeah, well, maybe you stole them before you were a movie star!' I say. 'Did you ever think of that?' 'No, I didn't think of that,' he says, 'and I didn't think of anything else, either… and I didn't steal your stupid old chips!' 'DID!' I say. 'DIDN'T!' says Terry.

'DID!' 'DIDN'T!' 'DID!' 'DIDN'T!' 'So you deny it?' I say. 'Absolutely!' says Terry, folding his arms.

'Then there's only one way to settle this,' I say. 'A fight?' says Mr Big Shot hopefully. 'No,' I say. 'A court case. We'll let Judge Gavelhead decide.' 'I love it!' says Mr Big Shot. 'Courtroom dramas are box-office gold! Let's go!' We climb up to the courtroom. Mr Big Shot and his crew set up the cameras. 'Lights, camera, action!' he shouts.

Judge Gavelhead bangs his head on the bench. 'Order in the court!' he yells. 'Let the case of Andy versus Terry proceed.' 'He stole my chips!' I yell, pointing at Terry. 'I object!' says Terry. 'He's lying! He's just