10 Andy Versus Terry

CHAPTER 10 ANDY VERSUS TERRY I storm out of my high-security potato chip storage facility and into the kitchen. Terry and Mel Gibbon are making popcorn with the lid off the pot. Freshly popped popcorn is popping

第十章安迪对特里我冲出我高度戒备的薯片储藏处，走进厨房。 特里和梅尔·吉本正在用锅盖做爆米花。 刚爆的爆米花在爆

in all directions while Mr Big Shot and his crew film the whole thing. 'Hey, chip thief!' I yell at Terry. 'You stole my chips!' 'No, I didn't,' says Terry. 'Why would I want to steal your stinky old chips? I'm a movie star now and I can have all the chips I want!'

在大腕先生和他的摄制组拍摄整个过程时 “嘿，偷芯片的！”我对特里大喊大叫。 “你偷了我的薯片！”“不，我没有，”特里说。 “我为什么要偷你那又臭又旧的薯片？” 我现在是电影明星了，我想要多少薯条就有多少！”

'Yeah, well, maybe you stole them before you were a movie star!' I say. 'Did you ever think of that?' 'No, I didn't think of that,' he says, 'and I didn't think of anything else, either… and I didn't steal your stupid old chips!' 'DID!' I say. 'DIDN'T!' says Terry.

“是啊，也许你在成为电影明星之前就偷了它们！”我说。 “你想过这一点吗？”“不，我没有想到这个，”他说，“我也没有想到别的……我也没有偷你那愚蠢的旧薯片！”“做了!”我说。 “没有!特里说。

'DID!' 'DIDN'T!' 'DID!' 'DIDN'T!' 'So you deny it?' I say. 'Absolutely!' says Terry, folding his arms.

“确实!“没有!“确实!“没有!“那么你否认了？”我说。 “绝对!特里交叉着双臂说。

'Then there's only one way to settle this,' I say. 'A fight?' says Mr Big Shot hopefully. 'No,' I say. 'A court case. We'll let Judge Gavelhead decide.' 'I love it!' says Mr Big Shot. 'Courtroom dramas are box-office gold! Let's go!' We climb up to the courtroom. Mr Big Shot and his crew set up the cameras. 'Lights, camera, action!' he shouts.

“那么只有一个办法可以解决这个问题，”我说。 “打架?大腕先生满怀希望地说。 “不，”我说。“一个法庭案件。 让加夫黑德法官裁决吧。“我喜欢！”大腕先生说。 法庭剧是票房的黄金！我们走吧!”我们爬上法庭。 大腕先生和他的工作人员架起了摄像机。 “灯光，摄像机，开始！”他喊道。

Judge Gavelhead bangs his head on the bench. 'Order in the court!' he yells. 'Let the case of Andy versus Terry proceed.' 'He stole my chips!' I yell, pointing at Terry. 'I object!' says Terry. 'He's lying! He's just

加夫黑德法官把头撞在法官席上。 “法庭肃静！”他喊道。 让安迪和特里的案子继续吧。“他偷了我的筹码！”我指着特里喊道。 “我反对!”特里说。“他在说谎!他只是