8 PROFESSOR STUPIDO’S STORY

CHAPTER 8 PROFESSOR STUPIDO'S STORY PROFESSOR STUPIDO, THE WORLD-FAMOUS UN-INVENTOR, FIRST DISCOVERED HIS POWERS OF UN-INVENTION AS A YOUNG BOY WHEN HIS WIND-UP TOY ROBOT REFUSED TO PLAY WITH HIM ONE DAY. IN A RAGE, HE GRABBED A HAMMER, RAISED IT HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD AND WITH ONE MIGHTY BLOW UN-INVENTED HIS TOY ROBOT FOREVER!

蠢蛋教授，世界著名的无发明家，第一次发现他的无发明能力是在他还是个小男孩的时候，有一天他的发条玩具机器人拒绝和他玩。 一怒之下，他抓起一把锤子，举过头顶，用力一击，他的玩具机器人就永远消失了！

NOT LONG AFTER UN-INVENTING HIS TOY ROBOT, HE DISCOVERED HE COULD ALSO UN-INVENT BORING BOOKS.

在发明了他的玩具机器人后不久，他发现他也可以发明无聊的书。

AS PROFESSOR STUPIDO GREW OLDER, HE BECAME CAPABLE OF EVER MORE DAZZLING FEATS OF UN-INVENTION. ONE DAY, WHILE OUT WALKING IN THE PARK, HE SAW A HOT ICE-CREAM SELLER AND THOUGHT A HOT ICE-CREAM WOULD BE JUST THE THING TO WARM HIM UP.

随着傻瓜教授年龄的增长，他能够创造出越来越令人眼花缭乱的“非发明”壮举。 有一天，当他在公园散步时，他看到一个卖热冰淇淋的小贩，他想热冰淇淋会让他暖和起来。

UNFORTUNATELY, THE HOT ICE-CREAM WAS SO HOT THAT IT BURNED THE PROFESSOR'S TONGUE AND, IN A FIT OF RAGE, HE UN- INVENTED HOT ICE-CREAM ON THE SPOT. WHILE THE PROFESSOR WAS HAPPY WITH HIS LATEST UN-INVENTION, HOWEVER,

不幸的是，热冰淇淋太热了，烫着了教授的舌头，一气之下，他当场放弃了热冰淇淋的发明。 然而，当教授对他的最新发明感到高兴时，

MANY HOT ICE-CREAM LOVERS WERE NOT. NOT LONG AFTER UN-INVENTING HOT ICE- CREAM, PROFESSOR STUPIDO'S INCREASINGLY AMAZING POWERS OF UN- INVENTION WERE PUT TO THE TEST WHEN HE WAS BUZZED BY A GANG OF FLYING- BEETROOT RIDERS.

许多热冰淇淋爱好者则不然。 热冰淇淋发明失败后不久，愚蠢教授日益惊人的发明能力受到了考验，他被一群飞行的甜菜根骑手嗡嗡作响。

'BLAST AND CONFOUND THESE FLYING BEETROOTS,' SAID PROFESSOR STUPIDO. 'I'VE A GOOD MIND TO UN-INVENT THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL!' 'YOU CAN'T UN-INVENT FLYING BEETROOTS, OLD MAN!' SAID ONE OF THE BEETROOT RIDERS. 'FLYING BEETROOTS ARE HERE TO STAY!' 'OH YEAH?' SAID PROFESSOR STUPIDO. 'WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!'

“炸了这些飞来飞去的甜菜根，把它们弄乱。” “我真想一劳永逸地废除它们！”“你不可能不发明会飞的甜菜根，老家伙！”一个骑甜菜根的人说。 “会飞的甜菜根要留下来了！”“哦，是吗？”笨蛋教授说。 “我们走着瞧吧！”