8 PROFESSOR STUPIDO’S STORY

CHAPTER 8 PROFESSOR STUPIDO'S STORY PROFESSOR STUPIDO, THE WORLD-FAMOUS UN-INVENTOR, FIRST DISCOVERED HIS POWERS OF UN-INVENTION AS A YOUNG BOY WHEN HIS WIND-UP TOY ROBOT REFUSED TO PLAY WITH HIM ONE DAY. IN A RAGE, HE GRABBED A HAMMER, RAISED IT HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD AND WITH ONE MIGHTY BLOW UN-INVENTED HIS TOY ROBOT FOREVER!

NOT LONG AFTER UN-INVENTING HIS TOY ROBOT, HE DISCOVERED HE COULD ALSO UN-INVENT BORING BOOKS.

AS PROFESSOR STUPIDO GREW OLDER, HE BECAME CAPABLE OF EVER MORE DAZZLING FEATS OF UN-INVENTION. ONE DAY, WHILE OUT WALKING IN THE PARK, HE SAW A HOT ICE-CREAM SELLER AND THOUGHT A HOT ICE-CREAM WOULD BE JUST THE THING TO WARM HIM UP.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE HOT ICE-CREAM WAS SO HOT THAT IT BURNED THE PROFESSOR'S TONGUE AND, IN A FIT OF RAGE, HE UN- INVENTED HOT ICE-CREAM ON THE SPOT. WHILE THE PROFESSOR WAS HAPPY WITH HIS LATEST UN-INVENTION, HOWEVER,

MANY HOT ICE-CREAM LOVERS WERE NOT. NOT LONG AFTER UN-INVENTING HOT ICE- CREAM, PROFESSOR STUPIDO'S INCREASINGLY AMAZING POWERS OF UN- INVENTION WERE PUT TO THE TEST WHEN HE WAS BUZZED BY A GANG OF FLYING- BEETROOT RIDERS.

'BLAST AND CONFOUND THESE FLYING BEETROOTS,' SAID PROFESSOR STUPIDO. 'I'VE A GOOD MIND TO UN-INVENT THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL!' 'YOU CAN'T UN-INVENT FLYING BEETROOTS, OLD MAN!' SAID ONE OF THE BEETROOT RIDERS. 'FLYING BEETROOTS ARE HERE TO STAY!' 'OH YEAH?' SAID PROFESSOR STUPIDO. 'WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!'