11 BLAM! BLOOT! BLING!

CHAPTER 11 BLAM! BLOOTI BLING 'STOP!' I yell. But Professor Stupido doesn't stop. He keeps right on un-inventing… and un-inventing…

第十一章责备！该死的，住手！”我吼道。 但是斯图普多教授并没有停止。 他不断地否定发明，否定发明……

and un-inventing… and un-inventing…

再去发明，再去发明……

until all that is left of our treehouse is the tree. 'Our treehouse!' says Terry. 'Our 39-storey treehouse! It's gone! All gone! You've un-invented the whole thing! Now it's nothing but a 39-storey-less tree!' 'Hmm,' says Professor Stupido, stroking his chin. 'Good point. I'll un-invent that for you as well…'

直到我们的树屋只剩下一棵树。 我们的树屋!特里说。 “我们的39层树屋！”它是不见了!都不见了!你把整件事都搞砸了！现在它只是一棵没有39层楼高的树！“嗯，”斯图普多教授抚摸着下巴说。 “好点。我也会帮你把它解开的……”

'Our tree!' I say. 'You un-invented our tree!' 'I think you'll find that one tree is very much like another,' says Professor Stupido, 'and there's plenty more trees in the forest. Which makes me think that I may as well un-invent the rest of them while I'm at it.'

“我们的树!”我说。“你毁了我们的树！”“我想你会发现一棵树和另一棵树非常相似，”斯图普多教授说，“森林里有更多的树。” 这让我觉得，当我在做这件事的时候，我不妨把其他的发明都取消。”

'But what about all the birds and animals?' says Terry. 'Where will they live now?' 'No need to worry about that,' says Professor Stupido. 'I'll just un-invent them.'

“但是所有的鸟类和动物怎么办？”特里说。 “他们现在住在哪里？”“不用担心，”斯图普多教授说。 他说，“我要把它们重新发明出来。”

'Ah, that's better,' says Professor Stupido. 'And now that I've rid the world of all those pesky animals, I may as well finish the job and un-invent humans too.'

“啊，好多了。”斯图普多教授说。 “既然我已经把世界上所有讨厌的动物都消灭了，我也可以完成这项工作，把人类也消灭掉。”