10 BLOOF! BLOORT! BLAP!

CHAPTER 10 BLOOFI! BLOORTI! BLAPI! 'Ouch, my aching head!' says Professor Stupido. 'Where are we?' 'Well,' I say, 'judging by the grass, the shade and all the trees, I'd say we're in some sort of forest.' 'I think you're right, Andy,' says Terry, 'because, look, over there is a sign saying "SOME SORT OF FOREST".'

第十章呼！BLOORTI !BLAPI !“哎哟，我的头疼！”斯图普多教授说。 “我们在哪儿？”“嗯，”我说，“从草地、树荫和所有的树来看，我想我们是在某种森林里。”“我认为你是对的，安迪，”特里说，“因为，你看，那边有一块牌子，上面写着‘某种森林’。”

'Actually,' I say, looking around, 'that's one of your signs and this is our forest.' 'Yes!' says Terry. 'And there's our treehouse!' 'Uh-oh…' I say. 'Watch out! Here come the hands!'

“实际上，”我环顾四周说，“那是你们的一个标志，这是我们的森林。“是的!特里说。 “那是我们的树屋！”“哦哦……”我说。 “小心!”手来了！”

'What's happening?' says Professor Stupido. 'It's the machine we were telling you about,' I say. 'It slaps us away whenever we get too close to the treehouse.' 'I'll soon put a stop to that,' says Professor Stupido.

“发生了什么?斯图普多教授说。 “就是我们跟你说过的那台机器，”我说。 “只要我们离树屋太近，它就会把我们赶走。”“我很快就会制止的。”斯图普多教授说。

I hereby un-invent The machine that you created. The one you thought you wanted, But then you found you hated.

我在此取消你创造的机器。 你以为你想要的那个，但后来你发现你讨厌他。

'Yay!' says Terry. 'Thanks, Professor! You're the best!' 'Don't mention it,' says Professor Stupido. 'Is there anything else you would like un-invented while I'm at it?' 'No, that won't be necessary,' I say quickly, before he can un-invent anything we don't want un- invented. 'I expect you'll be wanting to get back to the dark side of the moon now, so we'll just draw another

“耶!特里说。“谢谢,教授!你是最棒的！“别客气，”斯图普多教授说。 “还有什么东西你希望在我讲的时候取消发明的吗？”“不，没必要，”我赶紧说，趁他还没来得及取消我们不想取消的发明。 “我想你现在一定想回到月球的阴暗面去，所以我们再画一张吧

rocket and get you on your way.' 'Hold on,' says the professor, 'not so fast. What about those marshmallows I was promised?' 'Come inside,' says Terry, 'and have as many as you like! And we've also got a lemonade fountain, a chocolate waterfall and a 78-flavour ice-cream parlour!'

火箭送你上路。“等一下，”教授说，“别这么快。” 那答应给我的棉花糖呢？“进来吧，”特里说，“你爱吃多少就吃多少！”我们还有柠檬水喷泉、巧克力瀑布和78种口味的冰淇淋店！”