8 Why We Hate Pirates So Much

CHAPTER 8 WHY WE HATE PIRATES SO MUCH Now, in case you're wondering why we hate pirates so much, it's because—as both Jill and I have already mentioned—we were all captured by a pirate. And not just any pirate. We were captured by the worst pirate of them all: Captain Woodenhead. Do you remember that wooden head we found in the shark? If you don't, go back and have a look.

If you do remember the wooden head, then you'll already know what a horrible-looking pirate Captain Woodenhead was and you can go straight to the start of the next paragraph and read the rest of our story— then you'll understand why we hate pirates so much.

As Jill has already mentioned Captain Woodenhead was one of the most terrifying horrible and hideous wooden-headed pirates ever to sail the seven seas. Sure, he rescued us all, but only to turn us into his pirate slaves... even the animals!

As for me and Terry and Jill, Captain Woodenhead, forced us to peel enormous piles of potatoes.

risk, our lives repairing the rigging.

dig hundreds of really deep holes for all his chest of stolen treasure.