13 The Last

CHAPTER 13 THE LAST CHAPTER You know, there's nothing like a session in the antigravity chamber to really help you relax after a stressful couple of days like the ones we've just been through.

It's so peaceful... and floaty... and antigravitational...

"Uh-oh," says Terry. "That's the video phone. It must be Mr. Big Nose!" He's right. I'd better go answer it.

"What took you so long?" says Mr. Big Nose. "I'm a busy man, you know!" "Sorry," I say. "I was relaxing in the antigravity chamber." "Relaxing? What about the new book?" "It's all done," I say. "Then why isn't it on my desk?" "Don't worry," I say, "I'll get it to you very soon, but it's been a bit hectic around here. You see—" "Spare me the details," says Mr. Big Nose. "I don't pay you for excuses, I pay you for books, and if the

new one isn't on my desk in the next five minutes, then I won't be paying you at all and you can find yourself a new publisher!" "But I thought we had until next Friday," I say. "You did, but the schedule changed," says Mr. Big Nose. "Five minutes… or else." The screen goes blank. "What's the matter, Andy?" says Jill. "It's the new book," I say. "The schedule has been changed. Instead of being due next week, now it's due

in five minutes." "I hate Mr. Big Nose," says Terry. "Be quiet," I say. "He might hear you!" "What new book are you talking about?" says Jill. "This one!" I say. "It's about how me and Terry met. You're in it as well." "Really?" says Jill. "Can I see it?" "Sure."