10 Monkey Mayhem

CHAPTER 10 MONKEY MAYHEM So there we were sittin' in the monkey house surrounded by monkeys, and Terrible-T and Junkyard-J were like, "What are we gonna do?" and Isays to them, "I'll tell ya what we're gonna do. We're gonna break out of this monkey house and then break those chumps out of school so they can write the book and we can go back to our mirror—that's what we're gonna do!"

我们坐在猴子屋里，周围都是猴子，“可怕的t”和“垃圾场j”说：“我们该怎么办？”我对他们说：“我告诉你们我们该怎么办。” 我们要从这个猴子窝里逃出来，把那些笨蛋赶出学校，让他们去写书，我们就可以回到我们的镜子前了——这就是我们要做的！”

And all the monkeys were like, "Well if you're breaking out, then we're comin' with you!" And so I says, "In that case, let's work together. I need you monkeys to make a monkey tower so we can climb up, and when we get to the top we'll pull you guys up after us.'

所有的猴子都说：“如果你要越狱，我们就跟你一起去！”于是我说：“既然这样，我们一起努力吧。 我需要你们猴子做一个猴子塔，这样我们就可以爬上去，当我们到达顶部时，我们会把你们也拉上去。”

So they piled on top of each other into the tallest monkey tower you ever saw and we climbed up and out of there.

于是它们一堆一堆地搭在一起，成了你见过的最高的猴子塔，我们爬上爬下。

And once we—and all the monkeys— were out, the zookeepers were like, "Stop right there or we'll fire our tranquilizer guns," and I was like, "We're not stoppin', no way, hose-ay!" And the next thing ya know, we're runni*d and tranquilizer darts 'Ire goin' everywhere.

一旦我们和所有的猴子都出去了，动物园管理员就会说，“别动，否则我们会用镇定剂枪了，”我说，“我们不会停下来的，不可能，软管！”然后你知道，我们就跑了，到处都是镇定剂。

But sure enough we were too fast for them... So here we are to get you out of school and back to the treehouse, so that you can write the book and we can get that Big Nose off our backs and get back home to our mirror!

当然，我们的速度比他们快得多…… 所以我们要带你离开学校，回到树屋，这样你就可以写书了，我们就可以把大鼻子从我们背后赶走，回到我们的镜子面前！

"So that must be how Principal Gradgrind got the dart in his arm," says Terry. "Who's that?" says Anti-A. "The school principal," I say. "The one who makes all the rules." "Rules— YUCK!" says Anti-A. "Don't worry," I say. "He won't be making any rules for quite some time. He's been tranquilized." "Hey, where have all the monkeys gone?" says Jill.

“那一定是葛擂梗校长胳膊上的飞镖了，”特里说。 “那是谁？”Anti-A问。 “校长，”我说。 “制定所有规则的人。” “规则——讨厌！”Anti-A说。 “别担心，”我说。“在相当长的一段时间内，他不会制定任何规则。 他被注射了镇静剂。”“嘿，猴子都去哪儿了？”吉尔说。