1 The 169-Story Treehouse

THE NEW YORK TIMES-BESTSELLING SERIES THE 169-STORY TREEHOUSE DOPPELGANGER DOOM ANDY GRIFFITHS illustrated by TERRY DENTON

《纽约时报》最畅销的系列作品《169层的树屋二重身厄运安迪·格里菲思》由特里·丹顿绘制

CHAPTER 1 THE 169-STORY TREEHOUSE Hi, my name is Andy. This is my friend Terry.

第一章169层的树屋大家好，我叫安迪。 这是我的朋友特里。

We live in a tree. Well, when I say "tree," I mean treehouse. And when I say "treehouse," I don't just mean any old treehouse— I mean a 169-story treehouse. (It used to be a 156-story treehouse, but we've added another 13 stories.)

我们住在一棵树上。我说的“树”是指树屋。 当我说“树屋”时，我指的不是任何旧的树屋——我指的是一座169层的树屋。 （它以前是一个156层的树屋，但我们又加了13层。）

So what are you waiting for? Come on up!

那你还在等什么？ 上来吧！

We've added a Santa Land (where it's always Christmas, thanks to all the Santa clones left over from the last book),

我们增加了一个圣诞乐园（那里永远是圣诞节，多亏了上一本书剩下的所有圣诞老人克隆），

a potato-powered translation transmitter (it can translate any language into any other language— for animals, vegetables, or minerals),

土豆驱动的翻译发射器（它可以将任何语言翻译成任何其他语言-动物，蔬菜或矿物质），