Chapter 21

21 HIGH UP ON THE BOOM PLATFORM, EDISON STAMPS HIS FEET impatiently. "Come on, you mechanical meatheads! Get your tin butts over there! I want to see some antimatter fireworks!" "Eeeee-eeee-eee! Ooooo-oooo-ooo!" screams Mr. Chimp, hopping and flapping his arms and kind of losing it, going full chimp for a few wild seconds.

在高高的吊杆平台上，爱迪生不耐烦地跺着脚。 “来吧，你们这些机械傻瓜！”把你的铁屁股挪到那边去！我想看一些反物质烟花！”“Eeeee-eeee-eee !呜——呜——呜！”黑猩猩先生尖叫着，跳来跳去，挥舞着手臂，有点失控，在几秒钟内表现得像个十足的黑猩猩。

Klink rolls, Klank clomps reluctantly toward their own annihilation. "I do not want to be antimatter fireworks," whines Klank. "I told you that humans were unstable thinkers," says Klink. "What a waste of perfect intelligence—me!" The antimatter beam crackles exactly one meter away from the trapped Watson and Frank. Red lights flash. The siren whoops. As soon as Klink and Klank are close enough to hear him, Frank yells over the deafening siren, "Klank!" "What?" "You like to hug, yes?" "Yes." "And now you can't hear anything that human on the boom loader says, can you?" "No."

克林克翻滚着，克林克踉跄着不情愿地走向自己的毁灭。 “我不想成为反物质烟花，”克兰克抱怨道。 “我告诉过你，人类是不稳定的思考者，”Klink说。 “真是浪费了我的智慧！”反物质束在距离被困的沃森和弗兰克一米远的地方发出噼啪声。 红灯闪烁。警笛在鸣叫。 当Klink和Klank走到能听到他声音的地方时，Frank盖过震耳欲聋的警笛声喊道：“Klank!”“什么?”“你喜欢拥抱，是吗？”“是的。” “现在你听不到吊杆装载机上那个人说的话了，对吧？”“没有。”

The antimatter beam now smokes the wall one-half meter away. Watson covers his eyes. "Good! So go give that big pink squirt gun the biggest, strongest hug you possibly can. That is a human order!" Klank thinks for one long, precious second. Must not let a human be injured. Must obey orders by humans. Frank Einstein orders to hug pink gun. Frank Einstein is human. Hugging gun will not harm a human. T. Edison can't hear what is happening down below. But he sees the robots stop. And he knows Einstein is somehow messing with his plans. Klank's whole metal head lights up with the answer. "Hug!!!" He charges the Edison Antimatter Squirt Gun at full, floor-pounding, Klank-stomping speed.

反物质束现在使半米外的墙冒烟。 华生捂住眼睛。“好!所以去给那支粉色的大水枪一个最大最有力的拥抱吧。 这是人类的秩序！”克兰克想了很长很宝贵的一秒钟。 不能让一个人受伤。 必须服从人类的命令。 弗兰克·爱因斯坦命令他拥抱粉红枪。 弗兰克·爱因斯坦也是人。拥抱枪不会伤害人类。 爱迪生听不到下面发生的事情。 但他看到机器人停了下来。 他知道爱因斯坦在某种程度上扰乱了他的计划。 克兰克的整个金属脑袋都亮了起来。 “拥抱! !”他向爱迪生反物质喷枪全速充电，速度快得像撞地板一样。

Edison yells at Klank, "Ohdfuhg hwjho ffhjhf dhbhcyy mmrff!" Or at least that's all Klank hears between the whoops of the siren. Klank enthusiastically follows Frank's order, smashing into the giant pink pistol with a whanging, full-metal, body-slamming bllllannnnngggg! He wraps his big aluminum flex arms around the pistol grip, powers his arm motors to max, punches HEAVY METAL 2, and squeeeeeze-huuuuuugs the Edison Antimatter Squirt Gun with every bit of his mechanical strength. Mr. Chimp sees where this is heading. He lets go of the boom controls and signs:

爱迪生对克兰克喊道：“哦，呸，呸，呸，呸，呸，呸！”至少这是克兰克在汽笛声中听到的全部声音。 克兰克热情地听从弗兰克的命令，用一声全金属的、击打身体的轰隆轰隆轰隆轰隆地砸向那把巨大的粉红色手枪！他把他那巨大的铝制弯曲手臂缠绕在手枪握把上，把手臂上的马达开到最大，击打《重金属2》（HEAVY METAL 2），用他的每一点机械力量挤压爱迪生反物质水枪。 黑猩猩先生看到了事态的发展。 他松开了吊杆的控制装置和标志：

Mr. Chimp jumps and grips the top rail with his toes, drops down, and swings his way to safety, hand over foot over hand. The antimatter beam hits the first titanium bar and vaporizes it. Frank and Watson back as far away from the bars as they can. Frank recalculates. "OK, that wasn't part of the plan.. "Stop!" yells Edison, at everyone, at everything.

黑猩猩先生跳起来，用脚趾抓住顶部的栏杆，然后掉下来，用手换脚，用手换脚，摇摆着到达安全的地方。 反物质束击中第一根钛棒并使其蒸发。 弗兰克和华生躲得越远越好。 弗兰克重新计算。“好吧，这不是计划的一部分…… “停下！”爱迪生对着每个人，对着每件事喊道。

But there is no stopping this antimatter matter. Klank hugs, squeezes, spins. He twists the Edison Antimatter Squirt Gun off its mount, redirecting its deadly beam in a dangerous arc that slices through the tops of the titanium bars, a stray tuft of hair on Watson's head, the middle of the boom with Edison still on it, and the very heart of the massive particle collider. Dancing whang, whang, whang to his HEAVY METAL 2 beat,

但是没有什么能阻止这种反物质。 Klank拥抱，挤压，旋转。 他把爱迪生反物质喷枪从底座上拧下来，将致命的光束改变方向，形成一个危险的弧线，穿过钛条的顶部、沃森头上的一束头发、爱迪生还在上面的吊杆的中间，以及大质量粒子对撞机的核心。 伴随着他的重金属节奏，