6 Radioactive Mutant Ninja Frog

Radioactive Mutant Ninja Frog

放射性变异忍者蛙

The Slime rushed along the underground tunnel and oozed up through the manhole into the streets. Cars and cabs got smeared with slime. Buses and trains dripped with slime. Fire trucks and stop signs turned from red to green. The whole city was one big mess. Streets crawled with sewer rats. Swimming pools oozed with green gunk. This was a job for Stink Frog. He uncurled his mile-long tongue. But not even he could lick up all the— "Aagh!" Stink swiped at his left arm, waking up from his dream, where he was swimming in... cat slobber! "Mouse, stop licking. That tickles!" RIBBET! Stink opened one eye. It was not a cat licking his arm. It was not a dog. It was not a guinea pig. It was a... "Frog!" yelled Stink. He bolted awake. "Hey! How did you get—" The frog leaped. Stink glanced at the open backpack on his bed. The Spider-Man comic books spilled out of it.

黏液顺着地下隧道冲了过去，渗过人孔，流到了街上。 汽车和出租车被黏液弄脏了。 公共汽车和火车上滴满了黏液。 消防车和停车标志从红色变成了绿色。 整个城市一片混乱。 街道上爬满了下水道里的老鼠。 游泳池里渗出了绿色的粘稠物。 这是臭蛙的工作。 他张开他那一英里长的舌头。 但就连他也舔不完所有的——“啊！”臭臭从梦中醒来，猛扑他的左臂，他正在梦中游泳…… 猫流口水!“老鼠，别舔了。 那痒!”RIBBET !臭臭睁开了一只眼睛。 不是一只猫在舔他的胳膊。 那不是狗。它不是豚鼠。 那是……“青蛙！”臭臭叫道。 他突然惊醒。“嘿!你是怎么——”青蛙跳了起来。 臭臭瞥了一眼床上打开的背包。 蜘蛛侠漫画书就从里面出来了。

Last night, Stink had been so tired, he did not have to count frogs-not-sheep to get to sleep. He fell asleep reading Amazing Spider-Man #414. Stink scooped up the frog. "Hey! Did you get into my backpack last night at the lake or something?" The frog blinked. Stink stared at the frog. Wait just a frog-hopping minute! Something was not right. Something was wrong. Very, very wrong. Stink rubbed his eyes. He shook his head. He pinched himself. Ouch! He was awake all right. This was no-way-no-how NOT a dream. The frog did not have three legs. The frog did not have five legs. The frog did not have an extra eye or a freaky tail.

昨晚，臭臭太累了，他不用数青蛙而不是羊就能入睡了。 他看《超凡蜘蛛侠》#414睡着了。 臭臭把青蛙捞了起来。 “嘿!你昨晚在湖边还是怎么钻进我的背包了？”青蛙眨了眨眼睛。 臭臭盯着青蛙。等一下，跳青蛙！有些地方不对劲。 有点不对劲。大错特错。 臭臭揉了揉眼睛。他摇了摇头。 他掐了自己一下。哎哟!他完全醒着。 这绝对不是梦。 青蛙没有三条腿。 青蛙没有五条腿。 这只青蛙没有多余的眼睛，也没有奇怪的尾巴。

The frog was blue. Blue like the sky-blue crayon. Blue like the skyblue sky. Blue as in NOT green. No lie! This frog was not normal. This frog was mutant. This frog was ninja. This frog was... radioactive! Was it? Could it be? No way. But it must be. How else do you explain a blue frog? And... the frog had licked Stink. Just like the spider that bit Peter Parker! Freaky frog freakout! A real-live radioactive mutant frog had licked him— right on the freckle on his left arm. Stink would never ever wash that spot again. This was the best day ever! And it was only 8:31 a.m. At 8:45 a.m., Stink set up an old fishbowl for the mutant frog— King Otto the Third. He hid it under his Spider-Man pajama shirt. He hid that under his desk. A blue frog! And this rarest of frogs, this radioactive mutant ninja frog, had licked him. Stink E. Moody. This was a thing so secret, Stink did not tell anybody. He kept the freaky frog all to himself—

青蛙是蓝色的。蓝得像天蓝色的蜡笔。 像天空一样蓝。 蓝色不是绿色。没有谎言!这只青蛙不正常。 这只青蛙是变异的。这只青蛙是忍者。 这只青蛙……放射性!是吗? 是吗？不可能。但它必须是。 不然你怎么解释一只蓝青蛙？ 和…青蛙舔了臭臭。 就像那只咬了彼得·帕克的蜘蛛！可怕的青蛙！一只真正的放射性变异青蛙舔了他——就在他左臂上的雀斑上。 臭味再也洗不掉那地方了。 这是最美好的一天！当时才8点31分。 上午8点45分，臭臭为变异青蛙——国王奥托三世搭建了一个旧鱼缸。 他把它藏在蜘蛛侠睡衣衬衫下面。 他把它藏在桌子底下了。 一只蓝色的青蛙！这只最稀有的青蛙，这只具有放射性的变异忍者蛙，舔了他。 臭e穆迪。这件事太秘密了，臭臭没告诉任何人。 他把那只奇怪的青蛙留给了自己

for a little while. He would wait. Wait for something unusual to happen. Something Peter Parker–ish. At 9:03 a.m., Stink went downstairs for breakfast. At 9:05, Stink ate a bowl of cereal. At 9:06, Stink said, "Is it just me? Or do these raisins look like dead flies?" "You hate raisins," said Judy. Glup! "Not anymore," said Stink. "Here, you can have my dead flies, too," said Judy. She plopped three wrinkly dead-fly raisins into his bowl. "Stink. Milk. On your nose," said Mom, pointing to her own nose. Slurp! At 9:13, Stink touched the tip of his nose with his tongue. Holy cow! I didn't know I could do that, thought Stink. "Weird!" Judy wiggled her own tongue up toward her nose. "Not even close," said Stink. "Since when can you touch your nose with your tongue?" "Since eight thirty-one this morning," he told Judy. Since I got licked by a mutant frog! He didn't dare say it out loud. But wait... was it

一段时间。他愿意等待。 等待不寻常的事情发生。 有点像彼得·帕克。 9点03分，臭臭下楼吃早饭。 9:05，臭臭吃了一碗麦片。 9:06，臭臭说：“只有我吗？ 这些葡萄干看起来像死苍蝇吗？”“你讨厌葡萄干，”朱迪说。 Glup !“不再是了，”臭臭说。 “来，我的死苍蝇也给你，”朱迪说。 她扑通一声把三个皱巴巴的死苍蝇葡萄干扔进他的碗里。 “臭。牛奶。在你的鼻子上，”妈妈指着自己的鼻子说。 发出声音!9:13，臭臭用舌头碰了碰他的鼻尖。 不会吧!我不知道我能做到，臭臭想。 “奇怪!”朱迪把自己的舌头伸向鼻子。 “差远了。”臭臭说。 “你什么时候能用舌头摸鼻子了？”“从今天早上8点31分开始，”他告诉朱迪。 自从我被一只变异青蛙舔了之后！他不敢大声说出来。 但是等待…这是

true? For real? Stink stuck out his tongue and tried again. It worked! Amazing!

真的吗?真的吗?臭臭伸出舌头，又试了一次。 它工作!神奇的!