7 Cruella De Zombie

CRUELLA DE ZOMBIE

丧尸尸

Countdown! One, two, three, four, five more hours until the Midnight Zombie Walk! Stink read seventeen minutes of the Z encyclopedia. He read thirteen minutes of zombie books. He read eleven minutes of comic books. Forty-one minutes of reading! He played with Astro for twelve minutes. He practiced karate for thirty-three minutes. He bugged Judy for twenty-six minutes while she worked on her Doctor Zombie costume. At last it was time! Stink put on his zombie ventriloquist costume. He painted his face green. He drew red blood coming out of his mouth and ears with lipstick. He put on his top hat. "C'mon, Charlie. Time to go."

倒计时!一，二，三，四，五小时后午夜僵尸行走！臭臭读了17分钟的Z百科全书。 他看了13分钟的僵尸书。 他看了11分钟的漫画书。 41分钟的阅读！他和阿斯特罗玩了12分钟。 他练习了33分钟空手道。 当朱迪在做她的僵尸博士服装时，他缠了她26分钟。 时间终于到了！臭臭穿上他的僵尸口技戏服。 他把脸涂成绿色。 他用口红把嘴里和耳朵里流出的鲜血都画了出来。 他戴上他的大礼帽。“来吧,查理。 该走了。”

When the Moodys got to the Blue Frog Bookstore, zombie princesses and cowboys, pirates and superheroes crowded the sidewalk. Stink saw his teacher, Mrs. D., and tons of kids from Virginia Dare School. "Is that the line?" Judy asked. "It goes all the way to Screamin' Mimis!" "Zombies, zombies everywhere!" said Stink. He waved to Mrs. D. "It's great that so many teachers from your school are here," said Mom. A teenager bared his fangs at Stink. "I vant to vite your veins! Mwa-ha-ha-ha." "Vampire-free zone," said Stink, drawing an invisible circle around himself. "Zombies only." Stink found Sophie and Webster. "Zow-ee!" he said, pointing to the soccer shoe sticking out of Webster's head. "Insane in the membrane!" "Undead in the head!" said Webster. They cracked up. Sophie of the Elves was now Zophia of the Girl Scouts. Even Zombalina was dressed in a mini green uniform. "Check out my badges," Sophie said, pointing to her sash. "Zombie First Aid.

穆迪一家来到蓝蛙书店时，人行道上挤满了僵尸公主、牛仔、海盗和超级英雄。 臭臭看到了他的老师D夫人，还有弗吉尼亚戴尔学校的一大堆孩子。 “是这样吗？”朱迪问。 “它一直到尖叫咪咪！”“僵尸，到处都是僵尸！”臭臭说。 他向D夫人挥了挥手。“太好了，你们学校的这么多老师都来了，”妈妈说。 一个少年冲着臭臭露出了他的尖牙。 “我想看看你的血管！”Mwa-ha-ha-ha。” “没有吸血鬼的地方。”臭臭说着，在自己周围画了一个看不见的圆圈。 “僵尸”。臭臭找到了苏菲和韦伯斯特。 “祖伊！”他指着从韦伯斯特头上伸出来的足球鞋说。 “在膜里疯了！”韦伯斯特说：“脑袋里有亡灵！” 他们笑了。精灵的索菲现在是女童子军的索非亚。 就连Zombalina也穿着迷你绿色制服。 “看看我的徽章，”索菲指着她的腰带说。 “僵尸急救。

Zombie Cookie Sales. And Zombie Friendship. You know, because zombies always stick together and travel in packs."

僵尸饼干销售。还有僵尸友谊。 你知道，因为僵尸总是聚在一起，成群结队。”

"Why did you put tape over the campfire badge?" asked Webster. "Duh! Because zombies hate fire!" "Zool," said Stink. "What time do they zopen the doors?" "Nine o'clock zharp," said Dad, checking his watch. "What time is it now?" "Eight fifty," said Dad. "Ten more minutes." "Zen more minutes," said Stink. "That's like an hour in kid years." He pressed his nose to the window of the bookstore. "Just think, in ten minutes, I'll be holding Nightmare on Zombie Street, Book Number Five, in my very own hands. In ten minutes, I'll be reading the actual brand- spanking-new, just-released, way-official Creature with the Cootie Brain." "Your brain has cooties," said Judy. "What time is it now?" Stink asked Dad. "Eight fifty-three," said Dad. "And twenty-two zeconds," said Mom. Stink waved his hands at the front door of the bookstore. "Open Zombie!" he commanded. The

韦伯斯特问：“你为什么要用胶带把营火徽章盖住？” “咄!因为僵尸讨厌火！”“Zool，”臭臭说。 “他们什么时候开门？”“九点整，”爸爸看了看表说。 “现在几点了?”“8点50分，”爸爸说。 “再十分钟。”“再等几分钟。”臭臭说。 “这就像孩子年龄的一个小时。” 他把鼻子贴在书店的窗户上。 “想想看，再过十分钟，我就会把第五本书《僵尸街的噩梦》握在自己手里了。 再过十分钟，我就要读到真正的、崭新的、刚刚发行的官方版《长着虱子脑袋的生物》了。” “你的脑子里长了虱子，”朱迪说。 “现在几点了?”臭臭爸爸问。 “8点53分，”爸爸说。 “还有22秒，”妈妈说。 臭臭朝书店的前门挥了挥手。 “打开僵尸！”他命令道。 的

keys in the front door went jingle, jingle. The door went click! "Wow, I must have super magic zombie powers," said Stink. "Welcome to the Midnight Zombie Walk!" said the bookstore lady. "Cootie brains, here I come," said Stink. He, along with crowds of other kids, pushed through the doors. "Is this zombie rush hour or something?" "Or something," said Judy. She reached up to steady her Bridezilla wig. While they waited, Stink and Judy spotted B.O.B. at the back of the bookstore. B.O.B. was wrapped in a big green bow. When it was Stink's turn, he sat Charlie Zombie on the counter and made him talk: "Zombie. Want. Book!" Charlie moaned at the bookstore clerk. "He'd like Book Number Five, please," Judy said, translating. The bookstore lady handed a brand-spanking- new book to Stink. Stink handed over his money. "Whoa! Creature with a Cootie Brain!" Stink sang. He could not help doing a little 'I got it'

前门的钥匙叮当响，叮当响。 门咔哒一声关上了！“哇，我一定有超级神奇的僵尸力量，”臭臭说。 “欢迎来到午夜僵尸漫步！”书店的女士说。 “虱子脑袋，我来了。”臭臭说。 他和其他一群孩子一起推开了门。 “这是僵尸高峰期还是什么？”“或者别的什么，”朱迪说。 她伸手去稳住她的新娘式假发。 在他们等待的时候，臭臭和朱迪发现了B.O.B. 在书店的后面。 B.O.B.被一个大大的绿色蝴蝶结包裹着。 轮到臭臭说话的时候，他让僵尸查理坐在柜台上，让他说话：“僵尸。 想要的东西。书!”查理对书店的店员抱怨道。 “他想要第五本书，”朱迪一边翻译一边说。 书店的女士递给臭臭一本崭新的书。 臭臭把钱交了出来。 “哇!长着虱子脑袋的生物！”臭唱歌。 他忍不住说了一句“我懂了”。