斯丁莫迪 · 7 Stink and the Midnight Zomie Walk
NIGHTMARE ON CROAKER STREET
鱼街的噩梦
On Friday night, Midnight Zombie Walk Eve, Stink and Webster had a sleepover. A zombie sleepover! They put on their zombie pajamas (striped pj's with ketchup stains). They played Zombie Attack with Fred and Voodoo. They watched Night of the Living Bedspread and ate finger foods dipped in blood (mini hot dogs dipped in ketchup). They told zombie jokes. "Why did the zombie cross the road?" asked Webster. "To eat the people on the other side." "How did the zombie get an a on his test?" Stink asked. "It was a no-brainer!"
星期五晚上,午夜僵尸行前夜,臭臭和韦伯斯特一起过夜。 僵尸过夜派对!他们穿上僵尸睡衣(带有番茄酱污渍的条纹睡衣)。 他们跟弗雷德和伏都玩僵尸攻击。 他们看《活人床罩之夜》,吃蘸着血的手指食品(蘸着番茄酱的迷你热狗)。 他们讲僵尸的笑话。韦伯斯特问:“僵尸为什么要过马路?” “去吃那边的人。” “僵尸是怎么在考试中得了a的?”臭问道。 “这是不需要动脑筋的!”
Stink and Webster crawled into sleeping bags and reread Nightmare on Zombie Street books by flashlight. Judy poked her head into the room. "Hey. Tofu- for-Brains," she said to Stink. "Mom and Dad said lights-out. Time for bed." "But we're not tired," said Stink. "Tell us a story." "A zombie story," said Webster. "A scary zombie story," said Stink. "But not too scary," said Webster. "'Nightmare on Croaker Street,'" said Stink. "One story." Judy agreed. "If you promise to leave me alone and get some z's." "Z's for zombies," said Stink.
臭臭和韦伯斯特爬进睡袋,拿着手电筒重读《僵尸街梦魇》。 朱迪把头探进房间。 “嘿。用豆腐换脑子。”她对臭臭说。 爸爸妈妈说关灯。 该睡觉了。”“但我们不累,”臭臭说。 “给我们讲个故事吧。”“一个僵尸故事,”韦伯斯特说。 “一个可怕的僵尸故事,”臭臭说。 “但不要太可怕,”韦伯斯特说。 “‘鱼街梦魇’,”臭臭说。 “一个故事。”朱迪同意了。“如果你答应让我一个人静一静,去睡会儿觉。” “Z代表僵尸。”臭臭说。
Judy made her voice all spooky. "One night, two boys were having a sleepover. A zombie sleepover." "Did they live on Croaker Street?" Stink asked. "Can their names be Webman and Stinkray?" Webster asked. "Shh!" said Judy. "One night, Webman and Stinkray were having a sleepover." "Nice," said Stink. "You guys can't keep interrupting me, or the story won't work." Webster shut his mouth. Stink zipped his lips. Judy went on. "All of a sudden, there came a scritch-scratch-scritch on the window."
朱迪的声音很吓人。 一天晚上,两个男孩在朋友家过夜。 僵尸过夜派对。”“他们住在克罗克街吗?”臭问道。 “他们的名字会是韦伯曼和臭鼬吗?”韦伯斯特问道。 “嘘!”朱迪说。“一天晚上,韦伯曼和臭鼬在朋友家过夜。” “很好,”臭臭说。“你们不能一直打断我,否则这个故事就行不通了。” 韦伯斯特闭上了嘴。臭臭闭上了嘴。 朱迪接着说。“突然,窗户上传来了刮擦刮擦的声音。”
"Was it a zombie?" asked Webster. "Yes. It was a zombie. She had looong black hair and a pale, pale face and red, red lips and looong green fingernails. Her voice was like dead bones rattling. 'Do you know what I do with my red, red lips and my looong green fingernails?' she said." Judy flicked the flashlight on and off. "'NO!' said Webman and Stinkray, and they slammed the window shut." Stink and Webster sat up in their sleeping bags. They inched closer to Judy. "The next night," Judy continued, "the zombie came back and she said, 'Do you know what I do with my red, red lips and my looong green fingernails?' "Again Webman and Stinkray said 'NO!' and they slammed the window shut. "On the third night, the zombie asked the same thing: 'Do you know what I do with my red, red lips and my looong green fingernails?' But before Webman and Stinkray could answer, she said, 'I'll SHOW you what I do with my red, red lips and my looong green fingernails.' Webman and
“是僵尸吗?”韦伯斯特问。 “是的。那是一只僵尸。她有一头乌黑的长发,一张苍白的脸,红红的嘴唇和绿色的长指甲。 她的声音像枯骨在格格作响。 “你知道我用我的红红的嘴唇和又长又绿的指甲做什么吗?”’她说。 朱迪把手电筒打开又关上。 “不!韦伯曼和臭鼬说,他们砰地关上了窗户。 臭臭和韦伯斯特从睡袋里坐了起来。 他们慢慢靠近朱迪。 “第二天晚上,”朱迪继续说,“僵尸又来了,她说,‘你知道我的红红的嘴唇和又长又绿的指甲是怎么弄的吗?’”韦伯曼和斯廷克雷再次说:‘不!他们砰地关上了窗户。 “第三天晚上,僵尸又问了同样的问题:‘你知道我红红的嘴唇和又长又绿的指甲是干什么用的吗?’”但还没等韦伯曼和臭臭雷回答,她就说:“我要给你们看看我是怎么涂我红红的嘴唇和又绿又长的指甲的。”韦伯曼和
Stinkray closed their eyes and held their breath. Finally, the zombie held her finger to her lips and went: 'Blubblubblubblubblubblubblub.'" "That was funny," said Stink. "And scary," said Webster. Judy turned off the flashlight. "'Night, you guys. Sweet dreams." She clomped downstairs. Wind whistled at the window. The moon made spooky shadows on the wall. "Did you hear a scratching at the window?" asked Webster. "Maybe it's just a tree branch," said Stink. "Are you scared?" asked Webster. He hugged Hoodoo and Voodoo.
臭鼬闭上眼睛,屏住呼吸。 最后,僵尸把手指放在嘴唇上,叫道:“汪汪,汪汪,汪汪。”“真有趣,”臭臭说。 “而且吓人,”韦伯斯特说。 朱迪关掉了手电筒。 “晚安,伙计们。做个好梦。” 她噔噔地走下楼。风在窗户上呼啸。 月亮在墙上投下阴森的影子。 韦伯斯特问:“你听到有人在刮窗户吗?” “也许这只是一根树枝,”臭臭说。 “你害怕吗?”韦伯斯特问。 他拥抱了胡都教和巫毒教。
